Your travel to the city takes awhile and you don't face any problems. You realise that it is really fast to get to the city when you know where to go and all in this bizarre forest, so you don't complain. In fact, you are very grateful because you didn't have to waste who knows how long wandering in this shithole, again.
Your guide hides inside the hat through one of the holes designed for Lulu's ears and tries to spy from there, in what you assume is a discreet position. Lulu somehow managed to get a pillow from who knows where to make herself more comfortable inside her hideout. It looks like she doesn't need her wand to perform magic, and you wonder when she did it because you didn't realise until you saw the city. She is lying comfortably in your purse, peeking through the back. You decide to shorten its straps so your purse will be at your ribs height.
You try to bear your best poker face, bracing yourself and the bag and swallows down your nervousness while you go to and through the city gates. Apparently nobody noticed that you're smuggling an exiled yordle inside your purse as you walk in, but the guards don't seem pleased to see you again. Well, that is their problem, not yours. So far so good, but you just realized that you didn't think further than this with your plan. Hell, you didn't expect her to accept your offer and now you need to make her visit to the city worth it so she will accept go with you around Runeterra looking for clues about your brother's disappearance and where are you supposed to go and WHAT NOW?
Lulu seems to have decided to take action in your place, since she is poking you while still somehow hidden. But not for too long, since some yordles are already staring at you and your moving bag.
Whelp, it's time to move.
It's hard to believe you are anxious. It is a weird feeling, borderline alien – to worry about what to do to earn somebody approval's, but here you are. To wander aimlessly in the city seems acceptable since you haven't heart or felt any complains, but you swear that she mutters with an alarming, increasing frequency. At least this brings you back from your musings and you noticed that, well, you've been noticed by what can be called "a huge bunch of furry midgets". And some guards are making their way to boot.
Greeeeeat.
This is just so fucking nnnyeargh! GREAT! Come on you little shit! Let's see how long you can last…
According to their reactions, you weren't just thinking that. Thinking out loud became too loud when you weren't paying attention but, luckily for you, Lulu takes actions and casts Hugefy on you.
Nevermind your luck or lack of, since you finally notice that your weapon is forgotten in the forest since you first talked to Lulu.
"FUUUUUCK!"
Your curse echoes through the city, as if you weren't drawing enough attention already.
This day couldn't get better, but some higher being must have heard you because they are having the time of their lives proving you wrong, as reinforcements arrive while you busy yourself stepping over their sorry excuse of buildings, away from all those angry things.
It's time to Rumble!
Or so you would like to say – but the truth is that Rumble himself is in your way. Honestly, you have no idea what you are doing anymore, only that your killing spree certainly won't help your case with the sorceress. His flamethrower only adds more destruction to the chaos and even though his Tasers slow you down, you can only think of opening that tin can he is and smashing him into oblivion.
Lulu's lance hits your back and you manage to snap out of your blind rage for a brief moment, but only long enough for you to notice that there is a port nearby and you could drown him there.
He runs away from you as you chase him with renewed vigour, only adding more fuel to your frustrations as you rage into an even more monstrous form.
Something explodes around your knee and you fall down, crashing in warehouses nearby. As you look for whatever dared to hit you so precisely, you find out that Lulu is engaged in an aerial combat with Corki. Also, belatedly you realize that Tristana is responsible for your downfall. Rumble scorches where you stand, and it results in you rising from the flames laughing like a madman. You throw whatever remains of your surroundings at him, slap Tristana away when she tries to approach and turn your attention to that aggravating buzz as you try to snap at those flying lil shits.
Against your better judgment, you grab Lulu once you're close enough and run away. You stumble to the ocean, surprisingly aware that it won't take long until you ran out of steam yourself. You manage to dive in and make your very best to get as far away from the shore as possible. Eventually you throw her back to the surface but only after she managed to pinch your hand hard.
As you swim further, you can't help but wonder about how good you are at screwing everything up.