Chapter 5: Bella Swan: Kidnapper
Story Rec:Kambria Rain's Bella Swan: Kidnapper
Summary: Um. Hi. I don't really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Story link: s/5062719/1/Bella-Swan-Kidnapper
This story is absolutely hilarious. I don't often read long stories for this reason (I'm mostly a one-shot kind of girl when it comes to comedy), but this one is without a doubt worth the exception; it actually made me laugh out loud (which earned me more than a few strange looks...) - even the author's note at the beginning is funny: Disclaimer: The only characters that are mine are Leo, Ethan, and Sophie. (And Casey, but she's unimportant.) Also,do not kidnap children. It will not get you an Edward. Itwill get you arrested. I'm just looking out for ya!
The length of it isn't unreasonable (twenty-two chapters and an epilogue), making it the perfect story to read when you have time. The writing style used is just right for light, enjoyable reading - it's sarcastic, witty, and downright charming.
Unfortunately, I can't quite gush appropriately, because I don't want to give anything away... Oh, just read it already! (I'm about to... again.)
~chattgirl4