EP 2 When I Was Alone
(Slend is laying on his bed, the year is 2010. flashback to this morning. Slend is all ready for school,
listening to Cancer by My Chemical Romance, his favorite MCR song. He is in his personal heaven.)
Slenderdad: FUCKING SEND SLEND DOWN TO MY HOUSE
Slend: grrrrrRRRRRRRRRRR
(Slend goes downstairs)
Slend: yeah, fath?
SLENDERDAD: I TOLD YOU THE BUS WAS HERE I TOLD THE BUS TO WAIT THE SCHOOL KIDS INSIDE WANT TO THROW ME OFF THIS COUCH
sLEND: (under breath) mama, we're all gonna die
SLENDERDAD: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
Slend: I love you, father. See you later.
Slenderdad: Goodbye.
(present time)
all: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
froot frootL: WHAt whY
Smilk: I CANNOT BELIEV THIS IS HAPPENENING
SHREK: I CANT BELIEVE SQUIDWARD IS FUCKING DEAD MY FUCKING FRIEND
(the lights flicker. they see faces in the brief glimpses of light)
Slend: Holy Hell.
SpongeBOB: HEY GUYSSS!
(all): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Sponge: what?
SHREK: why are you here/.?
Spongfe: well a couple of months ago i did the charm w/ jeffyy-
SHREK: THEN YOU DIED
Sponge: yes thank you (fucker)
Sponge: But wait! There's more! I did not kiss the bucket! I am alive in the bone.
Slend: so just jeffyy died/
froot froot: get your head outta yer ass, Slend mend.
Slend mend: what the fuck did you just say
: you sound just like your pop
Slend: :O
Slend: (Slend's face shatters. He jumps into a hole.)
(In the hole, he finds a doll.)
Slend: fucking friend. Some friend. shoulda eaten him when i had the milk.
Slend: Oh, also what's this
Doll: OVER IN THE COMFORTER
Slend: what
Doll: go to the INFIRMARY and get the god dam BLANKET.
Slend: oh (rude much)
froot Froot: so how's life been here, bobsponge?
Spongebob: it literally sucked i had to look at jeff's corpse for three months.
SHREK: I GUESS THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED CORPSE PARTY 3
(froot froot, smile, and spongebob, attempt to Slap SHREK. SHREK moves slightly to the left.)
BACK IN THE INFIRMARY
Slend: OK i got the blanket now what.
DOll: LOOK INSIDE IT LIKE SERIOUSLY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING
Slend: wow that's so unsanitary
(acquired Crowbar)
Slend: what's this for?
Doll: TIME for another riddle!
Doll: IN A ROOM, A SERIES OF... STUFF?
IN A BOX. DEMOLISH IT.
Slend: i bet this'll demolish my father's head reall good.
Doll: What's that mean
froot froot: SHREK LEAVE ME ALONE SPONGEBOB IS WAY COOLER THAN YOU
SHREK: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FUCKING SAYING THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT
froot froot: what
SHREK: I'M RIPPING THIS PAPER
(SHREK rips charm doll paper)
SHREK: HAHA WHT R YOU GONNA DO ABT IT NOW ;)
Spongebob: U FUKIN IDIOT
froot froot: why
smol: if yuou lose your paper you wil perish!
SHREK: FUCK
froot froot: FUCK
spongebob: FUCK
me: FUCK
IN THE NEXT ROOM
Slend: So, ever since that day, he's just been a total fuck cabinet to me. And I don't know why.
Doll: It's not your fault. You were just a kid. whas the parade fun?
Slend: (sniff) yurp.
Doll: That's good. Now, the box?
Slend: O fuck. That is right.
Doll: it is over there i think
Slend: found it.
Doll: NO WAIT THATS NOT TH-
(Slend destroys the wrong box)
Doll: The box.
Slend: ... oh
Doll: it's that one right behind you.
Slend: Oh yeah. Yoink.
(Slend slams crowbar on box, smashing it to pieces.)
Slend: Ooh. A key. (boom)
Slend: what was that?
(sound from down the hall) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Slend: WOWOWOWOWOW
(Slend runs into the room, sees froot froot, smile, and spongebob standing in front of SHREK, looking shocked. SHREK looks shocked. Literally.)
SLEND: OHMYGOD SHREK ARE YOU ALRIGHT
SHREK: ...froooot...
froot froot: Yes, SHREK?
SHREK: I... i... lo-... love... y- X_X
froot froot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPO0000!
continue to ep 3