(flashback! to froot froot's first day of preschool. Snack time had just finished and little froot froot needs to take a loop. But he doesn't know how, as he was never trained).
froot froot: teacher i need to make lwoop lwoop.
teacher: yer and whadda i spose to do bow tit? *smokes pipe*
froot froot: uhhhhhhhhhh
VOICE: hey
froot: huh? (turns around)
(froot sees a kid who is big, green and has antennae).
KID: my name is SHREK. I know how to shit. I can teach you...?
froot froot: my name is froot. I would love that very much.
(a giant smile grows across the cereal box's face.)
(PRESENT DAY)
(the rain rolls down the painted on window sill and froot froot stares out at the nonexistant distance)
*All By Myself*
froot: *sniff* my friend... my best friend...
froot froot: *glances at SHREK'S body*
FROOT: WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA
Slend: It's not okay, buddy. I won't bullshit you.
froot: FUCK YOU SMILE DOG WHY DID YOU HAVE TO USE THE INTERNET
smol: I DIDN'T FUCKIN NO\
froot: I BET YOU ORCHESTRATED THIS. YOU WANNA GET SHREK AWAY I KNEW IT
smile: no
spongebonge: NO fighting we gotta figure out the pizzle
Slend: plus you know how it went for naomi and seiko
silem: did you just break the fourth wall?
Slend: Yeah- oh uh. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Spongebob: the wall is extended?!/
froot froot: lets go in
(everybody goes into the darkness. leading... DUN DUN DUNA outside!)
FROOT: YEHA WE ARE OUTTA HERE I CAN GO HOME!
Slend: wait what if it's just a projection like Spooky's?
froot: ima test
(froot froot runs towards the forest. when he reaches the edge, a electric shock is heard and he is blown back).
Froot froot: oh man my loops are singed.
solime: get back here
froot froot.: ok
Slend: hey there's a door over there!
Spongebob: oh man its locked.
Slend: (the ke shines in your pocket) i have a ke?
Slend: (lightbulb pops over head) Oh yeah! I have a key!
spongebong: good let's use the key on that door over there? see it? just put the key in and-
Slend: opened!
(they look out into the darkness, and as their eyes adjust, they make out a school wing that feels like the air is tighter. everyone's fight or flight instincts are really kicking in).
Slend: *teeth chattering* we.. we.. we gotta continue... on.
spongebob: i gotta pee
smell: so use the bathroom ya donk
spongebob: ok
(spongebob goes to the bathroom. the stalls are full of corpses).
spong: just fuck me up
froot froot: hey i hear a piano
Slend: must be coming from a room somewhere...
spongbobby: they were having a corpse party in the potty
Elims: go outside then
Spongebob Squarepants: you know what? i'm cancelling this bowel movement.
Fine: smile
Slend: hey where did froot go?
smi: yeah you're what?
sponge: FROOT
Slend: (GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSPPP)
Spongg: we should try to find him over there
(they walk to a door and bump into someone)
Slend: Egad! I feel a living lump!
Lacani: oh
Smil: state your intent, you pumpkin inhaler
L: i am here to find people
sponge: actually, i'm uncancelling this bowel movement. this shit's gotta go!
froot: use the bucket
sponge: ok
(spongebob squeezes his body until it looks like he will implode, then he jumps into the bucket and explodes with a defeaning scream)
sponge: all done :D
(everyone stands looking at spongebob in silence, with their jaws dropped)
Slend: hey where'd the doll go?
smile: what's that (points at bucket)
(Inside the bucket is a shard of glass, and a tiny cotton dress)
Slend: Oh. Fuck.
Slend: HELLLLLLLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
continue to ep 4