(flashback to 2 months before the start of the series. spongebob has been missing for a week.
no one cares about jeff. smile knows the truth).
smile: let's check if anyone commented on my real life fan fiction
(sees another notification from his favorite online author, Naho
intro to post: school's crap, sit on your ass, do this, do that. IM NOT HIGH!
slime: good advice now lets read "sachiko ever after" get a flat stanely paper and rip it apart with some friends. say 'sachiko we beg of yuo' for how many people are there in your heads then rip stanely.
POSSIBLE EFFECTS FOR DOING IT WRONG: you fall into the hell.
smile: (sees a like from xX_ripped-pineapple69_Xx) i bet sponge did this... heh heh
smile: (does charm with scott baio)
(both fall)
scott baio: where are w- (gets shanked)
scott baio: woopsie X_X
smile: SPONGE!
sponge: wat
smile: uh! oh, uh. I need your help. I need to kill all my friends. they called my hair 101 dalmations with an ahoge
sponge: oh fuck no. i feel your pain
sponge: but wait! there's more! get out and get squidward to come down here and you got a deal.
Oh and take this! let it be a light when all others go out
sMile: hell yea (recieved [Crystal of Unsealing])
smile: ok but first i gotta make friends with him
sponge: here use this (gives him everafter stones) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ gave it to me
smile: nice (goes back to earth)
(next day)
smile: hey squidward your clarient rocks
squid: :DD
(also flashback to second grade smile came to school literally forgot his pants + underwear)
SMILE: OH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!
(present)
squid: (socks smile dog)
smile: OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR
squid: tell me one thing: do you actually think my clarient rocks?
smile: nah not really
smile: ohhhhh ooohhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST SAW THE WORST SHIT
squidward: WHAT WHAT
smile: ok so you know the girl with the red dress?
squid: no
smile:
smile: well there's a girl with a red dress, and I saw a newspaper that said a guy named Yoshikazu killed three kids but the girl with the red dress was the TREU PERP. SHE FUCKING LIED SHE LIFTED THE BLINDFOLD AND TURNED MY EYE TO SOUP
smile: also her name's Sachiko
squid: Oh. My. Glob.
squid: so what do we do now?
Yuki: go back
squid and smile: ok
(squid and smile do a battle pose, high five and JUMP INTO THE HELL HOLE)
(back in hell)
SMIle: i can't believe we're back here
squid: it's like we were here yesterday
smile: you were YOU WERE
Yuki: here
(aquired [Marble Statue])
(smile and squidward walk for a while)
smile: whoawhat's that
(aquired [Slend's student id])
squidward: niceOMHMYGOD LOOK
(smile and squid look foward, across a gap in the floor is FROOT AND SLEND)
all: ,':D
Slend: whats UP!
squid: here (tosses id)
Slend: (almost drops it) thank
smile: here (chucks marble statue, FRoot catches it perfectly)
froot: so what have you been through
smile: i saw THE DEATH
Slend & smile (coincidentally same time) kids were murdered
Slend: by Yo-
smile: SACHIKO
Slend: what
smile: oh yes the real killer is literally 7
Slend: i've seen that girl witht the red dress before. How the fuck? Why the fuck?
smile: my point exactly.
froot: so what now?
squidward: ooh look at that (pentagram pops up on floor)
Slend: let's split up
(Slend and froot)
froot froot: Slend man i've gotta good feeling about this. like we're nearing the end
Slend: yeah. Hey does the school look different? Like the floor is pink now.
froot: yea- whoa!
(Yuki appears)
Yuki: the school looks different because it's falling apart. Your arrival disturbed the closed spaces.
If you ever wanted to get out alive, now is your chance.
froot: nice
Slend: wow look there (aquired [Smile Dog's glove])
froot: ooh and a phone (Yuki has left by now)
Slend: Ooo
(slend picks up phone, sees gross corpse photos)
ew
froot: play the video
(in video)
Morishige: wow this corpse looks gross holy fuck is that Mayu oh shit :(((
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (jumps out only real window)
(end video)
Slend: what;s the video
froot: you don't wanna see
-meanwhile-
smile: EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK (EVERYWHERE) THERE'S A CORPSE, A LIMB TO HOLD ON TO
squid: no singing
squid: ooh look it's the library i wonder if they got any first editions
smile: a note!
(smile reads note)
Smile: (internally) i hope i dont turn into a sponge eater again.
smile: (gasp) PAY DIRT!
(Naho's note): haha i put the wrong instructions on purpose
smile: SCANDELOUS
squid: god dammit i just wanna go in this library
(they go in, Naho is standing right there)
Naho: h-
SMILE: OHMYGOD FUCVKING I WAMT YOUER AUTOGRAPH
Naho: you are dopes. I write for occult feaks like you. I have a job. I fucked it up intentionally.
But it's your fault cause you don't fact check HAHAHAHAH
Smile: but wait! You killed your lover (he's 38 wtf)
Naho: ! HOLY BALLS NOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (THROWS UP BLACK SMOKE AND FLYS AROUND IN THE AIR)
squid: (mutters) Don't smoke it's a joke
naho: X(
(baby statue appears)
smile: grab (aquired [baby statue])
-meanwhile-
(Slend and froot wander into the science room)
Slend: i wonder what clues we'll find
froot: what's under this (grabs sheet in shape of human)
Slend: No don't touch that i think we should leave!
froot: lift?
Slend: No, leave!
froot: ... i'd rather lift (lifts)
kizami ANATOMICAL MODEL: HERE THE FUCK AM I! (grabs froot)
FROOT: OH NO GIVE ME BACK
Kizami: now that i got you right where i want you (piece of muscle slides off) i've been training for this my whole life. time to change into my FINAL FORM
(kizami changes into a hot dog with a dirty chainsaw)
(froot manages to wriggle free and he and Slend run down the hall chased by Kizami)
Kizami: COME BACK I WANT TO "HOT DOG" YOU...
Sachiko: (appears and has yoshikazu bonk kizami on the head)
YOSHIKAZU: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Kizami melts into the floor with fire)
Slend: whoo, tha- OH WAIT RUN
(sachiko starts to chase them)
FRoot: FUCK
Slend: (running)
froot: IS SHE STILL CHASING US
selnd: PROBABLY
froot: check
slend: (looks behind) no
(child's laughter emits through the air)
Slend: fuck i wanna go home ;(
froot: hey we ended up outside
principal: AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH
froot: hey it's like the matrix
Slend: let's try something (climbs over fence)
froot: SLEND NO
Slend: (grabs key from principal when he falls again)
Slend: time to climb
(they climb stairs and end up at the principapl's door)
Slend: holy FUCK ANOTHER TONGUE (aquired [Sachiko's tongue])
froot: let's meet up with the others
(in 1a)
smile: take this. i think you might need it or something idk (aquired [baby statue])
squid: let's hurry up. i think mac and cheese was for dinner tonight
froot: ooh can i have some when we're done?
squid: you know you're never allowed back at my house right?
Slend: we gotta go to the infirmary
(they split up)
(infirmary)
Slend: (puts baby and marble statue on podiums that just appeared) boom
(Slend and froot notice the sound of a pen writing)
froot: WHOA GHOST PEN
diary: 7/19/1953 - Today is Sachi's 7th birthday. We're going out for dinner.
I hope she likes the cat doll I bought her. Dear diary (later in the day), i appear to be dead. I was getting ready to leave school and the principal pushed me and said it was an accident. bastard.
7/21/1953 - i am.. losing my mind..
so alone... so..
Sachi is my pride and joy. She'd do anything for me. Kill more.. bring m e... m o r e.. MOAR
7/23/1973 - why tf sachiko is no longer killing for me but because she likes it... smh
9/18/1973 - Sachi brought me three adorable children today. I am no longer alone.
She doesn't recognize me anymore... but i still love hetr with all ym heart...
11/18/1975 - the school's closed. and the principal killed himself. Fucker deserved it.
Slend: wow
froot: look at thee floor (points at plush cat doll)
Slend. O.M.G. (aquired [black cat plushie])
froot: hey can we go back to the principal's office? I saw a strange door
Slend: tubular
(back at the principal's office, they inspect the door, and there is a ladder leading to darkness)
froot: hey i have an idea, let's go down there!
Slend: why would a Japanese school have a bomb shelter? Were they even involved in the Cold War?
froot: man i don't know. i only listen in science class
squid: wow this door has a bunch of religious symbols on it.
smile: let's go in (KICKS DOOR OPEN w/ NON EXISTENT LEGS)
smile and squid: i wonder what's in her-
(sees Ayumi and Ms. Yui)
smile and squid: (backs out of room)
Ms. Yui: (muffled) STAY STRONG
smile: that was odd
squid: now how are we gonna get over that hole
smile: let's float
(even in the fiction world this takes place in, that doesn't work)
(they fall in a hole)
(smile and squid wake up in the bomb shelter)
squid: i think something broke my fall (aquired [Sin tape])
smile: so many gumball machines, so little quarters...
squid: i think the doll's notes said left left right left left
smile: okay
(they do it wrong and fall)
squid: don't even think about killing me off just yet. you already DID IT ONCE.
(they do it again correctly)
-meanwhile-
Slend: oh my fuck. a bucket of tongues! god damn now i'm starting to hate my own tongue
froot: I HEAR A NOISE GET UNDER THE TABLE
(they get under the table and Yoshikazu enters and screams and takes Taguchi out)
Taguchi: AHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RRRRRAHHHHHHRRR
(drops SHREK's body next to the table)
(SHREK' body is literally facing froot, with his eyes looking right at him)
froot: arfhhghhhhh. grrrr. wahhhh... uuuuuuuuuuuu u_u :,(
Slend: be quiet for just a few seconds. It's not okay...
froot: FUCK THAT
Yoshikazu: (takes SHREK's body away)
froot: where is that lil fuk taking SHREK? IMA FIND OUT
(froot runs away)
Slend: (sigh)
Slend: (chases froot, runs into smile and squid)
Slend: whoa, froot is losing his loop. Have you seenhim?
smile aND SQUID: no
froot: fuck me up where is he.
(sees room and goes in)
froot: what's this?
Slend: let's go over here.
(YUKI APPEARS)
Yuki: hey NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO FINISH THIS
Slend: what about froot
Yuki: oh dont worry about him he's fighting his own spoiled milk right now
Yuki: also you should totally go in there (but save first)
smile: what was that last thing?
Yuki: nothing (just save damnit)
squid: ugh just grab the fuckin candle
(They go into the room and... Sachiko digs herself up)
Sachiko: it's the final countdown.. hehe. NOW LEAVE
smile dog: no
Sachiko: LEAVE DAMNIT (goes up to slend w/ some scissors)
Slend: look you gotta stop killing. it's fucked up. move on to the next realm.
Sachiko: do you want me to stab you? cause that's how you get stabbed
Slend: okay. no more games. (tear rolls down cheek) It's time you knew, guys. (erase erase)
all: whoa..
Slend: i feel like shit somedays. my mother is gone, my dad's a fuck cabinet. he doesn't care about me, but do i let that affect me? yeah! he's an ass, but i should move on, cause i don't need him. i'm beautiful on my own
[SLEND HAS EARNED THE POWER OF SELF RESPECT]
Sachiko: what are you talking about
Slend: give it to me guys
(Hands Sachiko [Black cat doll])
Slend: give it to me guys
(Hands Sachiko [Her tongue])
Sachiko: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Human Sachiko appears)
Slend: consider youself appeased (crosses arms)
Human Sachiko: (whimper) I'M SORRY TO EVERYONE I HURT! FORGIVE ME!
smile: go to heaven now (if that's what you believe)
Both Sachiko's: (bright light) (disappears)
Slend: Its TIME
Froot: I AM BACK
(GET YOUR SCRAPS!)
ALL:
sachiko we beg of yuo sachiko we beg of yuo sachiko we beg of yuo sachiko we beg of yuo SACHIKO WE BEG OF YUO
(bright light)
all: (high five)
squid: hell ye
Yuki: GUYS WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE LOOK AT THE TIME YOU HAVE TO GET OUTSIDE BEFORE THE BELL TOLLS SEVEN TIMES
(RUMBLER RUMBLER RUMBLE AHHRUMBLE !1!)
BELL TOLL ONE
all: (RUN OUT TO THE MAIN HALLWAY)
smile: LET'S DANCE THIS QUAKER OATS AWAY!~
froot: (looks at smile with teary eyes and smiles)
BELL TOLL TWO
SLEND: DO YOU REMEMEBER WHICH WAY TO GO
SQUID: I THOUGHT YOU DID
BELL TOLL THREE
FROOT: THIS PLACE HAS NO DIRECTORY FUCK
SMILE: FUCK NO PANICKING
FROOT: WE'RE LOSING TIME
SMILE: I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WORRY ABOUT THE TIME!
BELL TOLL FOUR
SLEND: LET'S JUST GO DOWN THIS LONG HALLWAY
froot: oh look there's the exit
smile: we got lots of time
(peaceful stroll to the exit)
(THE ROOF IN THE OUTSIDE HALLWAY IS COLLAPSING FUCK)
SLEND: LET'S ALL JUMP ON THREE ONE TWO THREE
(ALL JUMP)
slend: ...please work...
(FREEZEFRAME)
(SUPERMASSIZE FADE OUT/FADE IN)
(quiet moment...)
(Slend's eyes crack open. The sunlight is warm on his face)
Slend: mm?
(Slend gets up and checks his surroundings. Smile, Froot, and Squid are lying around him in the classroom. Pizza taco smell comes in from down the hall)
Slend: ahhh... :)
FROOT: Oh Yeah...
Slend: oh yeah what happened with SHREK?
froot: ill tell you later
squid: oh wow... that was... ugh. let's just go to lunch, okay?
smile: you know what? when i get home i'm gonna click on 10 pop up ads.
Slend: i'm gonna sleep like a rock.
(later, Slend walks up to his house. Even though he left it eight hours earlier, it felt like he hasn't seen the house in decades)
Slenderdad: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN
Slend: Like you'd understand
slenderdad: DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME YOU ARE MY HYBRID I AM YOU IN THEORY
Slend: (turns around)
Slend: (PUNCHES SLENDERDAD INTO ORBIT) (MUSIC: PUNISHMENT ROCKET)
Slend: thank fuck
(The next day, all of the group dragged themselves to the school)
Slend: fuck suck my life rocks. oh wait yesterday :(((
teacher: BEN (here), froot (rrughh), _, Sonic (gotta go fast)
Froot: huh? you skipped SHREK!
teacher: who?
froot froot: Ya'know? He lives on 2002 Dreamworks drive?
teacher: great? now you're writing stories.
froot: holy what (checks phone) (gasp) (sees group photo of all the friends. SHREK's face is blotched out)
(at lunch)
(all look at eachother sadly)
froot: you know?
all: (shake heads yes)
(after school)
(froot is looking out the window at the sunset, Slend walks in)
Slend: soo what happened back there with the tape?
froot: well... (flashback)
froot: hmm (puts tape in tv)
-Tape footage-
froot froot: SHREK LEAVE ME ALONE SPONGEBOB IS WAY COOLER THAN YOU
froot froot: (darkening takes for for 5 seconds) (whispers in SHREK's ear)
hey you should totally rip that paper
SHREK: (great idea!)
SHREK: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FUCKING SAYING THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT
froot froot: what
SHREK: I'M RIPPING THIS PAPER
(SHREK rips charm doll paper)
(lightning)
Taguchi: OH SHIT A MURDER (runs) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
(muffled sound from down the hall the tape picked up) WOWOWOWOWOW
-Tape footage end-
Froot: (drops to knees) i just can't get a fucking break. take me darkening
(phone chimes a million times)
froot: huh?
inbox: lemme tell you bout mordor lemme tell you bout mordor lemme tell you bout mordor...
froot: SHREK I'M SORRY HOLY SHIT I'M SORRY
(flashback end)
froot: not sure if it was a glitch, but i like to think it was on purpose. (wipes tear from eye)
froot: Slend?
Slend: huh?
froot: did he exist? we're not making it up. He did exist right?
Slend: (inhales) -
(cuts to group photo)
THE END
CREEPY PARTY