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A.N: I forgot to mention this in the last chapter everyone's OC will be in this fic in some way shape or form so don't worry about yours not making the cut. Additionally, thank you all for your helpful advice I will take it to heart.
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It was a beautiful morning on the mountain of the Old Campus building. The sun was shining the birds were chirping and the nigh un-killable teacher, Koro-Sensei, was lying back in a lounge chair reading a Hawaiian newspaper with a cool drink in one of his tentacles. "Hmm, the moon is all there talking about in the States as well does no one care about anything else."
Unbeknownst to him there were two students hiding behind a nearby tree ready with a plan to assassinate him; however, one of the students was very unenthusiastic about the said plan, "Kari, no offense but do you actually think this this is going to work?" Yoru asked still tried from the fact that it was early in the morning.
"Yes, I think it has a good chance of working," the girl responded with a good amount of optimism in her voice
One of quitter students in E-Class, Kari Yusa, is a girl of few words but when she did speak it was either a joke or some kind of witty comeback at something someone said to her. Since both of us were actually in B-Class together before getting kicked off main campus we actually have some history together but no really since I never really talked to her. That made it all the more surprising when she asked me of all people to come with her up the mountain. In order to make plans and figure out more stuff about our near un-killable teacher I decided to keep taking notes about him; however, I didn't think anyone would ask me to help them with their assassination attempts because of them. Kari's plan consists of her using her Japanese Archery skills to try and shot Koro-Sensei with an arrow with an anti-Sensei BB on the very tip. Although that sounds good on paper I have a few doubts since it just sounds way to easy. I won't tell her though since I don't want to interrupt her concentration and I kind of want to see how this plays out.
Even though he did not know that much about Japanese Archery or Kyudo Yoru had a basic knowledge of it. He knew that it was not only about hitting the intended target but also the technique in doing so. He also knew that normally there would be a special uniform involved but Kari was just wearing her school uniform instead. The only thing out of place was the four fingered glove or Yotsugake she had on which was probably the only traditional thing she had on for Kyudo.
Kari went through the movements of her form which took a bit too long in Yoru's opinion and she let the arrow fly. Before the two students knew it Koro-Sensei was behind them, "Well hello you two and how are you both doing this morning," he asked nonchalantly. The two of them were too stunned to give him an answer. "You know it's considered rude to make someone wait for a response."
"Sorry Koro-Sensei, good morning and to answer your question we're doing fine," Yoru responded hastily.
"I must say an arrow with an anti-me BB tip is very creative. I've got to give you credit for thinking of a method of delivery that is much quieter than the pop of a gun; however, there are also a few disadvantages. An arrow is relatively slower than a BB shot from a gun and much easier to notice. In addition to that only the arrow's tip is lethal to me meaning I could grab any other part of it like so," he said showing the arrow in his tentacles. "You children better think fast; graduation will be here before you know it," he taunted while his face had, what Yoru dubbed, the stripes of over confidence
As the bell rang signifying the start of the day Yoru could not help notice the disheartened expression on Kari's face. "Don't tell me you're disappointed that you missed. Let's be honest if the solution were that simple the government would've killed him by now."
"I guess you're right," she responded still a little upset.
"I am right so do yourself a favor and forget about it you'll feel a whole lot better."
As the day went on it was relatively normal. A few of the students asked Yoru and Kari how well their assassination attempt played out to which Yoru gave the sarcastic response of "Well he's still a live so about as well as you'd think." When the lunch bell rang Koro-Sensei slithered toward the window and got ready to leave as usual. "Well that's the lunch bell class so if you'll excuse me I have some things to take care of off campus."
"Does it involve some sort of exotic food from another country by any chance?" Watanabe asked her mouth practically watering.
"Actually there is an event that I really have to attend so good-bye," he said before being gone the very next instant
"Geeze, you guys think Koro-Sensei will ever be able to make an exit without kicking up so much dust it could suffocate someone?" Hishiro asked rather annoyed.
"Who knows the guy can be pretty sneaky when he wants to be and besides look at it this way. The more dust he kicks up the less cleaning we have to do." Kamigami said trying to put a positive spin on situation.
"What are you talking about?" Marhiro asked, "I mean sure before the octopus showed up that would've been a valid point but we haven't had to pick up a broom since he got here. Seriously, when I came back to get a book I left here I saw him with an apron and dew rag on wiping the windows."
"Well that explains the lemony fresh scent," Sen commented taking in a lung full of the air.
While everyone laughed at the other boy's comment Yoru was getting ready to leave the room but then stopped when Mr. Karasuma, "So children any progress in killing the tentacled menace?"
"We've tried a few things sir but he's too quick for us to even get close to hitting him let alone getting close enough to kill him. With all due respect Mr. Karasuma you and government need to stop expecting so much out of a bunch of junior high failures," Yoru explained bluntly.
If Mr. Karasuma was annoyed by anything Yoru said he didn't show it, "Listen I can't tell you kids what to do in all honesty I don't know what you all should do; however, I can tell you this. This class is all we've got. He willfully puts himself in the line of fire to teach which means that you students have the best chance at killing him. If we let your teacher live it's the end of our world and if anyone of you need proof that he can destroy the world just look at the sliver that our moon was reduced to. That is what our planet will look like in a year if you all fail. Take note, if any of you take this too lightly it's the end of our race and our world."
That's what it all boils down to, saving the world. Personally, I wouldn't really care if this world went boom but the reward money is enough incentive for me and I'm betting most of the others to at least try to save our planet from utter destruction. Whether or not we can do it has yet to be seen but it's not going to be easy especially with how little we actually know about our target/teacher.
While everyone was talking in the classroom Kari was out on the steps with her lunch andyotsugake. She was so deep in thought that she did not even notice Koro-Sensei coming up behind her, "There you are Kari. Here you might need this," he said giving the girl back her arrow.
"Thank you, sir," she said taking the arrow.
"That was a good shot by the way I'm sure if I was a normal person that would have did me in."
"Thanks for the complement sir but if you saw my form you've realized that it was sloppy not only that but also the shot was a bit shaky too."
"Do you take a class or any kind of lessons in Kyudo?"
"I use to take lessons but then when I got kicked down to E-Class my parents said that my extracurricular activities could wait until I pulled my grades back up."
"Kari, if you don't mind I'd like to give you some advice," Koro-Sensei with a gleam in his eye.
In the classroom Yoru managed to slip away and right as he exited the room, through an open window, he saw Koro-Sensei and Kari talking, "What the heck are they talking about?" Then a thought dawned him, "Wait a second, he's distracted." With that he grabbed a gun and ran toward the door but what he saw was unexpected to say the least. "What the hell," he screamed when he saw Kari in the tentacles of their teacher. Before whatever was going on could go further Yoru gave a few warning shots which got Koro-Sensei's attention. "I don't know where you are from sir but here in Japan a teacher shouldn't grope their students."
Koro-Sensei quickly put her down before he spoke, "I wasn't doing that," he explained. "I was simply getting a feel for her body."
"How is that any different?" Yoru screamed.
"I was merely trying to find something out which I did. Kari you're left handed aren't you?"
"Yes sir, but I actually shot with my right."
"Which is why I took the liberty of acquiring this," he said handing the girl a yotsugake.
"I don't understand sir I already have a glove."
"Yes you do; however, this one is custom made for your left hand. I know it's a bit unconventional and against tradition but we can just keep that our little secret can't we? Just because there are rules and traditions doesn't mean you can't bend them a little bit. That's what a good assassin does after all, she exploits every loop hole in order to make things go her way."
"Thank you so much sir, once I get enough practice in I'll use this to help kill you I promise."
"That's the spirit," he said walking back into the building.
Yoru quickly followed him still having some questions, "Koro-Sensei wait a second." The octopus stopped in front of the door as Yoru caught up with him. "Level with me did you really go through all the trouble of making a new glove for Kari just because she's your student?"
"Indeed I did; what kind of teacher would I be if I didn't?"
"It's just that in my experience most teachers wouldn't go that far. I mean we all appreciate how above and beyond you go for us but why do you do it if you're just going to blow up the planet in March?"
"Yoru the details aren't important just know that I'm here to make good on a promise that I take very seriously. Nothing is more important to me than giving you kids the credit you're all due not even blowing up the Earth."
His response caught Yoru off guard but he tried his best not to show it, "Koro-Sensei…you not think that little speech will stop me from killing you."
Yoru's comment made the stripes of over confidence appear on his teacher's face, "Go ahead and try, it's not like you be able to."
The next day a group of students were hiding in the bushes watching Koro-Sensei while he made shaved ice with ice that supposedly came from the North Pole, "Alright, is everyone clear on the plan?" Asphar asked. Once he got the signal the plan was set in motion, "Hey Koro-Sensei, I hope you have enough for all of us," he said happily running out of his hiding spot with everyone else."
When Koro-Sensei noticed them he was brought to tears, "Have the students finally opened up to me they all look so happy. Such joy on their faces…" Still smiling they took out their knives and went in for the kill, "such little savages." When they all diverged on him there was a big plumb of smoke and when it cleared Koro-Sensei was still standing. "Not the worst tactic you've tried but I wasn't born yesterday. Now if you all are really hungry how about you snack on these little morsels."
The next second one of the girls who was trying to kill him, Naomi Masuno, noticed what she was holding and she was not happy, "Are these from the home ec room? Sir I was baking these as gifts for my little sisters; it took me hours."
"What no kidding," he screamed in disbelief
"Now they're going to be disappointed I already told them I'd have something special to give them when I got home," she said her sadness very evident.
"Please don't be sad Naomi; I had no idea. Allow me to make it up to you by," he was gone in an instant but back in the next with an apron on and a whisk in hand, "helping you make a new batch."
While they were in the home ec classroom Naomi kept telling Koro-Sensei what to do and scolding him every time he did something wrong like mixing the ingredients too fast or adding too much of one thing. During the whole ordeal the other students were watching and had their own reactions. "What's with the octopus going all cooking mama on us?" Akihiro asked annoyed.
"Yoru what are you writing down?" Yuuki asked, "Did someone else ask you to take notes for them?"
"No, but someone has to keep tabs on Koro-Sensei's weaknesses so why not me. Although it's not much of a list so far; I only have one weakness so far. He will do anything to stay on our good sides."
"Personally, I think that's pointless but go ahead if you want to waste your time," she said bluntly
Yoru was not fazed by the girl's comment because to an extent he agreed. He knew his notes might not be that big of a help but he also knew that they needed every advantage they could get. Meanwhile at the main building of the school Mr. Karasuma and one of his aids was speaking with the principal of Kunugigaoka Junior High, Gakuho Asano. "The government would like to thank you for your continued cooperation. I know that me being brought in as the PE teacher is unorthodox but I will be providing the students with necessary training and tactical advice. If it's any consolation my teaching license is still valid."
"You have my blessing sir just see to it that the students' education along with their safety comes first," the principal stated.
Mr. Karasuma nodded, "Thank you for your time principal," he said before leaving the room with his aid.
"I honestly expected more resistance," Mr. Karasuma's aid commented.
"The man is being compensated handsomely for his trouble. All of this just seems to convenient if you ask me. A creature with god like power the government can't hope to stop suddenly appears and he wants to teach. There's also the fact the E-Class is already alienated in the grand scheme of things meaning that our job is all the easier and we could keep all of this out of the public eye."
After leaving the school Mr. Karasuma walked up the mountain and was greeted by one of the student, "Hey there Mr. Karasuma," Kamigami greeted, "what are you doing here?"
"I got a new job assignment; as of tomorrow I join the facility as the new PE teacher."
"Great, because when it comes to PE Koro-Sensei as our coach isn't really all that fair."
"Speaking of which where is your target anyway?"
"He's apologizing; he ruined some cookies that one of the other kids made so he's reduced his speed and he's letting us all take whacks at him while they cool." She led the older man to the back of Old Campus where Koro-Sensei was tied up in a tree swinging around very quickly while avoiding the shots and stabs of the other students, "So any progress so far," Kamigami asked Yoru who was standing to the side watching.
"Not really I'm pretty sure he's having the time of his life right now," Yoru said
"I would just like to point out this is not what the Ministry of Defense had in mind when they said to assassinate your teacher." Mr. Karasuma pointed out.
While the three of them were talking all the other students were still trying to kill Koro-Sensei who had the stripes of over confidence on his face again, "You can all shot and stab to your heart's content class but even with this handy cap I am too fast for you. Yes, only in your wildest dreams will ever hope to get the deed done." Suddenly the part of the rope tied to the branch snapped and the unsuspecting teacher landed face first onto the ground.
"Kill him," the students exclaimed converging on him with their knives.
"Wait I didn't agree to this," he said now rolling to avoid the class' attacks getting his tentacles tangled in the ropes in the process. After getting his tentacles untangled he jumped onto the roof of the Old Campus building much to the annoyance of the students. "What's the matter students can't jump this high? Of course you can't." After he caught his breath he spoke again, "Guess who just earned extra homework." Everyone groaned as he flew off.
"We're getting closer it's only a matter of time before we kill him," Asphar reassured causing most people to cheer.
"Would you look at all that baseless optimism," Yuuki commented walking up to Yoru and Kamigami. "Yoru you're a realist do you really think we can kill our teacher by the end of the year?"
"Realistically speaking I think we have about a five percent chance."
"I agree in fact I think it might be lower."
"Don't be like that you two," Kamigami said, "have a little hope. Who knows we might actually be able to pull it off."
The two other students looked at each other before speaking, "Unlikely"
Mr. Karasuma was watching the students the entire time and was genuinely surprised.
Would you look at these kids? They're all training to be assassins and yet they all have so much enthusiasm. The system has already given up on them but they all have so much purpose and drive.
What do you guys think is it still too close to the original or good enough? Please guys I love your advice and feedback. Additionally, I have two things to say about OCs. The first is that I want to know if I am portraying your OCs correctly so please tell me. Second I will be accepting OCs up until I publish chapter five so hurry up because time is running out. Now that I have said everything that I need to I'll catch you guys later.