If you haven't checked out the first part of this story, New Bad Girl at Ouran, head over to coauthor Tracy4t's page for the first half. Unfortunately there wasn't enough space to include that in the summary, but this story is definitely a joined effort. Writing work is split 50/50 so if you enjoy the story please be sure to also give her a shout out in the comments. We both hope you all enjoy the final half of Shiki's story.
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The next day when Shiki came to school she heard Hikaru groaning annoyed.
"I cannot get these questions!" He complained.
"What? Who did the dish ran away with?" Shiki asked.
"Oh ha-ha," said Hikaru, "I was talking about the homework. I bet you couldn't get it either!" He held up the sheet.
"I didn't bother looking at it." She said.
"I thought you said you were worried about your grades?" He asked.
"I used to bother looking at them, but there's no point I never understand it and I just end up feeling stupid." Shiki said. He noticed she seemed uncomfortable and like she didn't want to be talking about it. "By the way, it was the spoon, not the fiddle."
"Oh yeah, but then who jumped over the moon," said Hikaru.
"Your mother"
"Your mother," Hikaru repeated as he wrote it down.
"I don't think that was the answer to whatever question that was," Shiki said
"How would you know?" Hikaru asked. "Who played the fiddle by the way?"
"Well if I wouldn't know then why are you asking me?" She retorted.
"You know who the dish ran away with and who jumped over the moon. You're smart as it is," said Hikaru.
"I appreciate the effort, but you're really overcompensating. We dealt with our argument yesterday, remember?" Shiki said, pulling out her notebook as she began doodling random things as usual before class started.
"What ya drawing?" Hikaru asked.
"A pirate cat with a machine gun," Shiki said, "Shooting Kazashi wearing a... should he be dressed like a hula girl or a stripper?
"How about combining the two?" Hikaru suggested.
"I'll add a stripper pole and elephant ears." She said, continuing.
"I never took you for the artsy type." Hikaru said.
"I'm not. I just do it when I'm bored." Shiki said dismissively. "Where's twiddle dee and Haruhi?"
"I don't know, doing research on who played the fiddle I guess," said Hikaru.
"Probably off somewhere carrying out their kinky sexual fantasies together." Shiki said.
"Please don't put that image in my head."
"Maybe they're doing sexy hey diddle diddle roleplay where Haruhi's dressed as a cow, crying out, 'Oh Kaoru, suck on my udders!' "
"Dear god why!?" Hikaru gagged, shaking his head in disgust as Shiki burst out into hysterical laughter. Hikaru normally would've enjoyed hearing her laugh so much but was too disturbed to savor the moment.
"Can't you just see it though?" Shiki asked.
"Nope, Nope, Not thinking of it, No," He kept repeating over and over to drone out Shiki's voice as he plugged his ears, closing his eyes and trying his best not to listen.
"Oh, my udders, they need a good tug," Shiki continued to taunt.
"Well I can see that Hikaru's plan went well." Haruhi said quietly to Kaoru as they entered the classroom unnoticed.
"Shiki wants her udders tugged?"
"Who knows?" Haruhi said. "Hi Shiki," She greeted the bad girl sitting at her desk still doodling.
"Oh hey," said Shiki, now composed after her burst of laughter.
"Is Hikaru okay?" She asked.
"Just slightly traumatized" Shiki responded nonchalantly, not looking up.
Hikaru sneered at her.
"By the way, I found out who jumped over the moon, it was my mother. Shiki so smart she knew and she didn't even look at the assignment," he said trying to change the subject.
"Why are you calling our mother a cow?" Kaoru asked.
"Okay look, you don't need to pretend to make me feel better. Everyone knows that I'm not Einstein,but I'm not dumb enough to not be able to see that you're putting on an act." Shiki said
Hikaru, Kaoru and Haruhi all looked at each other, embarrassed.
"Sorry Shiki," said Haruhi, "But everyone's worried about you."
"Why? I'm not someone people should worry themselves about," said Shiki.
"Wrong!" both twins shouted.
"What? Yeish, one assassination attempt during a leisurely outing and then everyone's just gotta go freaking out." Shiki said as if they were merely pestering her about wearing a jacket when it was cold outside.
"You don't give yourself enough credit Shiki. I mean, who doesn't remember that awesome prank you pulled on the boss," said Hikaru.
"Whats that got to deal with anything?" She asked confused.
"We like you for reasons like that! No other girl here at the school knows how to have fun like that!" Kaoru said.
"Yeah, all these proper girls, you've seen what they're like behind closed doors," said Kaoru.
"Or behind closed lockers," said Hikaru.
"I'm just chopped liver." Haruhi muttered, rolling her eyes.
"No you're our toy," said the twins. "And Shiki's is our perfect playmate."
"Playmate?" Shiki asked.
"Exactly, you're a lot of fun to play with in a different way than a toy," said the twins.
Shiki cast a glance over to Haruhi. "I could kill them for you, real easily too."
"No don't," said Haruhi.
That day after school, Shiki headed straight to the host club.
"Shiki-Chan you've come back!" Hunny shouted happily as he pounced on her. "Let's share some cake together to celebrate!"
"Shiki, welcome back! We're so happy to see you again!" said Tamaki.
"Don't get too excited," said Shiki," I've only come today to tell you to stop wasting your time on me. I'm sure there are a lot of other kids at this school that need your help and it wouldn't put your lives in danger if you did."
"Shiki, what are you saying?" Tamaki asked.
"I'm saying, please for your own sakes leave me alone. There is a part of me that likes you guys and that's why I don't want to see you get hurt."
"Is that also why you're willing to drop out of school?" Kyoya asked.
"Kind of," said Shiki, "I also can't find anything else worth sticking around here."
"Oh wow, it really is her! The Bad Girl of Ouran!" a shrill voice suddenly shouted out joyfully.
"What the hell?" Shiki shouted as she suddenly felt the ground shake.
"Oh crap," said the twins.
The same voice started to laugh as the floor literally separated and a girl on some sort of a platform popped out of the ground.
"The Bad Girl of Ouran, at last!" She said looking at Shiki through opera glasses.
"Who or what is that?!" Shiki asked.
"Hello Renge, it certainly been a while." Kyoya greeted.
"Oh I've been watching, but things were just too good to intervene!" Renge gawked.
"Watching?" Shiki asked confused. "You mean stalking?
"You'd be surprised of when and where she's able to show up," said the twins.
"What is she anyway? Some sort of freak experiment or something?" Shiki asked.
"Oh wow, experiencing an insult first hand! This is great, so authentic!" Renge shouted, doing a fist pump. "This is why I cannot allow you to finish that conversation!"
"Okay I thought I new about all the host club weirdness, but apparently not. Anyway, I have no idea who you are, and um this is sort of a serious conversation so could you, ya know, piss off?"
Hearts seemed to appear in Renge's eyes as she squealed with delight.
"The fuck is wrong with this girl?!" Shiki asked.
"Do you want the short list or long list?" asked the twins.
"How about she came here for the soul purpose to marry Kyoya because he looked like a character from her favorite video game," said Haruhi.
Shiki slowly turned and looked at Renge.
"You know, she has the profile of a serial killer from a movie I saw once," she said.
"Haruhi's her favorite host now." Kyoya added. "She moved on rather quickly, although she seems to be taking quite the fancy for you."
Shiki groaned in frustration. "Forget it, I'm going home!"
"What? But I just got here," said Renge.
"Sucks to be you than bitch," said Shiki.
"What did I do?!" Renge whined as Shiki stormed out in a huff, slamming the door behind her.
"Go away," muttered the twins.
"I got it!" Renge shouted, "trust me boys, I know just how to get Shiki interested in school!"
"Renge's going to be one of those bodies you hear about finding in an abandoned field isn't she?" said Haruhi.
"I was thinking Shiki might hang it publicly, Taliban-style, as a warning to others." Kyoya mused.
"What are you thinking?" Tamaki asked her
"We need to come down to her level! We need to become bad girls and boys ourselves!" Renge shouted.