After Jerry and George had arrived back at Jerry's apartment, they continued talking about the feeling.
"Why do you say you have this feeling? I mean it might just be something you ate." George asked.
"Forget it, I‚m sorry I mentioned it." Jerry begged, desperate to drop the subject.
George saw his friends desire to drop the subject. So he did and changed the subject. "What do you think she would say?"
Jerry was pretty sure he knew who George was talking about "Who? Elaine?"
"Yeah" George stated, saying it like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"I think she would fear for her life. Why put her through that?" Jerry asked, slightly disgusted. He didn't know what it was, but whenever he thought of Elaine with other men, it made his skin crawl with jealousy.
But before he could get lost in his thoughts, the buzzer rang. Jerry answered it.
"It‚s me" a familiar female voice spoke.
'Speak of the devil' Jerry thought. "Come on up" He said as he spoke into the buzzer before walking back to George. "Well, here's your shot."
"You know, I just said that to try and motivate you to ask her." George responded, being honest for once.
"Yeah well, that‚s like bluffing with a six high." Jerry responded, not believing George.
"Just trying to be a good friend." George responded, trying to defend myself.
And once again, Jerry didn't believe him "Why would you start now?"
And before George could defend himself again, Elaine entered the apartment.
"Hey" She said.
"Hi" Jerry responded.
George realized he had to get out of there, so he quickly said "Well, I better get going. I want to get home in time to catch the debut of Baniia So..." he trailed off, getting his coat on.
'Oh no you don't' thought Jerry, 'your not getting out of this one so easily!' "Wait a second, George, don‚t you have a question to pop?"
Elaine, who had no idea what the 2 men had been talking about prior to her entering the apartment, understandably asked " What do you mean?"
Before George could respond, Jerry clarified the question "Don‚t you have something to ask Elaine?"
Fortunately for George, he had been given enough time to think of a different response, which he used. "Uh, yeah. Uh, how are things with Puddy?"
Elaine responded with a very annoyed tone in her voice. "Ugh. It‚s over. For good this time."
George realized this was his chance to escape. So he quickly said "Hey that‚s great. Well, onward, and upward." And before Jerry could stop him, George had dashed out of the apartment.
Jerry and Elaine didn't bother commenting on what just happend before he asked "So, what was the deal breaker this time?
"He ate nothing but French onion dip for a week." Elaine explained. She didn't need to elaborate further, Jerry knew how much she hated French onion dip.
Suddenly, Kramer burst into the apartment in with his trademark entrance, wearing a tuxedo.
"Hey buddy!" Kramer said to Jerry before turning to Elaine. "Hello, my love."
"Hey Kramer, what‚s up with the tux?" Elaine asked, ignoring his previous comment.
"Ah darling" Kramer responded in his sexist voice possible, "don‚t you remember our arrangement?"
"What the hell are you talking about?" Elaine asked, confused.
" We made a pact that if neither of us were married in four years, the two of us would get married. Well here we are, four years later, both ‚s get hitched!" Kramer explained, excitement filled his voice.
Elaine remembered what Kramer was talking about and quickly shouted back at him, angrily. " It was fifty years you jackass. FIFTY! Not four."
"I‚m really hurt that you‚re trying to back out of this. We had a verbal contract. If we can't take each other at our word, all is lost!" Kramer said over-dramatically.
'Oh no you don't!' thought Elaine. "I‚m not backing out, the deal was fifty years!" She screamed back at Kramer.
Kramer was getting desperate, when he thought of a great solution. "Hey, Jerry. Were you here when we made the deal?"
Jerry thought for a bit before answering "Yeah, it‚s my apartment."
"Was it four years or fifty years?" Kramer asked, hoping Jerry said four years.
"Oh, I don‚t remember. Fifty-four maybe? Why don‚t you split the difference?" Jerry said with honesty.
Elaine saw this was going nowhere so she decided to end it right then and there. "Face it, Kramer. We‚re not getting married."
Kramer was incredibly upset "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!" He cried out before running out of the apartment.
"That‚s a shame. I think it would be interesting if you two got married." Jerry commented.
"Oh yeah?" Elaine asked, amused.
"Yeah it would make a funny spin-off." Jerry thought out-loud by accident.
"Spin-off? Of what" Elaine asked, intrigued.
Jerry didn't want to have this conversation again so he quickly ended it "Never mind."
Elaine felt slightly dissapointed, but ignored it and continued talking about what just happend with Kramer. "Maybe I should just get married."
Jerry reflected his, George's, Kramer's and Elaine's dating history and said "Dating is really starting to get embarrassing isn't it?"
Elaine realized what Jerry was saying was right "I know. You know, whenever I'm on a date I feel people can tell."
"People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public." Jerry stated.
"You can say that again." Elaine responded.
Jerry then realized something "Haven‚t we had this conversation before?"
"You think?
"I think we have." Jerry said with certainty.
"Yeah, maybe we have." Elaine responded, realizing Jerry might be right.
Suddenly, Kramer entered the apartment. He didn't say a word as he grabbed a jar of pickles from Jerry's fridge before leaving the apartment again, avoiding Elaine in the process.
After Kramer left, Jerry sighed and said "Maybe you should marry Kramer. I mean, he‚s willing to marry you, you‚re not getting any younger and you pick fights with all your boyfriends."
Elaine was starting to get frustrated "Enough! I do want to get married soon. I‚m getting out. I can‚t keep this up much longer. But, I don‚t wanna marry some hipster doofus."
Jerry thought he might as well be honest "I think I‚d like to give marriage another shot."
Elaine couldn't help but burst out laughing before she realized Jerry was being serious (or as serious as he could be) and said "You‚re the most shallow man on the planet." She said insultingly before continuing "You think you‚re going to make some woman feel special?"
Jerry simply grinned before continuing. "Yes! Yes I do. It‚s really a matter of who." 'And I think I know who it is' he thought, but didn't say it out-loud. As the person is question, was standing right in front of him.
"Well, You always find yourself finding your way back to your one true love," Elaine explained, telling Jerry what her parents had told her when she was just a teenager and started dating. It's why she had stuck around Jerry and his group of friends for all these years, it was becasue she loved Jerry, completely unaware that he felt the same way.
"But who is it?" Jerry asked frustrated, unaware that Elaine felt the same way about him the same way he felt about her.
Elaine thought about it for a bit before saying "You figure it out. Maybe it‚s George"
Jerry realized what was happening again so he quickly answered "We‚re not gay!" he stressed, before quickly adding "Not that there‚s anything wrong with that!"
"No, not at all." Elaine said, agreeing with Jerry before changing the subject and asking "So what are you doing tonight? Do you want to go see a movie?"
Jerry wanted to watch Bania and see how bad it was, so he decided to talk his way out of going to the movies with Elaine. "Nah - what for?!
Elaine stared at Jerry like he was even more stupid than George "To see a movie."
"Not this movie." Elaine said, charmingly.
Unfortunately for her, Jerry was immune to her charms " They're all the same. You go, you sit, you eat popcorn, you watch. I'm sick of it."
Elaine finally realized there was something wrong with Jerry "What‚s with you today?
"I don't know" Jerry admitted " Do you ever get the feeling that change is eminent?"
Elaine decided to make a subtle fart joke "It usually winds up being gas."
"Year" Jerry agreed, not wanting to talk about the subject any more
Elaine then turned her attention back to more pressing matters "So are we on for the movies tonight?"
"Nah, I think I‚ll just stay home and watch TV." Jerry said, semi-honestly.
'Oh well, your loss' Elaine thought. "Alright, see ya." she said and she started to leave the apartment.
"Bye." Jerry replied as she left the apartment. As soon as the door had closed, Jerry turned on the TV and turned to Bania. The show started with Bania giving a monologue with a bass rift in the background.
"So what‚s the deal with risk management?" Bania began.
Jerry screamed out loud over how unwatchable it was and changed the channel to a news show, where an interview was happening.
"Russel Dalrymple, you‚ve just climbed Mt. Everest for the second time. What are you going to do now?" the interview asked.
"I‚m going to find Elaine Benes!""Russel said excitingly.
But Jerry recognized him instantly "That‚s the guy that screwed up my pilot!"