After watching Plan 9 from outer space with Elaine and after she went home, and after getting a good nights sleep, was currently watching TV. Suddenly he heard Kramer talking in the hall.
"Oh, buddy, I‚m going to miss you!" Jerry heard Kramer cry out.
Jerry tried to ignore it, but it was too loud for him to concentrate on watching TV. So he turned off the TV and opened the door before entering the hall.
"What‚s going on out here?" Jerry asked, and then he saw Newman, so he did his usual introduction to Newman. "Oh. Hello, Newman."
"Hello, Jerry." Newman replied with his usual response.
"Newman‚s getting transferred!" Kramer explained loudly.
"HE IS! THAT‚S FANTASTIC!" Jerry said, happier then he had ever been before, before asking "WHERE TO?!"
"Hawaii" Newman explained. "The most sought-after postal route of them all. The air is so dewy-sweet you don't even have to like the stamps. The guy who got the transfer over me last time met an unfortunate fate." Newman then laughed evilly with a diabolical laugh that was on loan from a corner shop in New York.
Jerry and Kramer just decided to ignore that last part.
Jerry then realized something. "HAWAII! THAT‚S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD! I‚M NEVER GOING TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"
Kramer however, was not as happy. "This is depressing. Who‚s going to assist me in my moneymaking ventures?"
"Alas Kramer, parting is such sweet sorry. I must begin to pack, for my route starts Monday. One last thing." Newman said before turning to Jerry "Seinfeld, I always considered you a worthy adversary."
Jerry however, was too happy to pay attention. "Newman..I am so glad you‚re leaving!"
"Goodbye Jerry." Newman said happily.
"Goodbye Newman." Jerry said, even more happy.
Meanwhile, Elaine went off to see Puddy to see if what Jerry said was right. She arrived at Puddy's and knocked on the door. Puddy opened the door, in his pajamas.
"Hi!" Elaine said, enthusiastically.
"Oh it's you" Puddy said, not surprised. "I'm over you"
And before Elaine could reply, Puddy's new girlfriend showed up. Elaine was shocked at who it was "Man hands?"
"Elaine, nice to meet you again." Man hands said (yes I know her name is Gillian, but Man Hands is more memorable), shaking Elaine's hand.
Elaine quickly retracted her hand "OW!" she cursed as she retreated, while Puddy and Man hands high-fifed each other.
Slightly frustrated, Elaine rushed to Monk's, where she met George and Jerry and proceeded to tell them everything that had happened.
"So who should be there, but man hands herself. My hand still hurts." she commented, shaking her hand in pain.
"That's a shame" commented Jerry, before asking "Did I tell you what happened to Newman?"
"No" Elaine replied, before asking curiously "What?"
"He did something horrible to the guy that got the transfer he wanted over him last time, so now he got the route!" Jerry explained, he looked the most happy he had been in a very long time.
"That‚s great!" Elaine responded, happy she would never had to see the world's worst postman ever again.
"I know! He‚s moving to Hawaii! I‚m still giddy over it." Jerry admitted.
George remembered what Jerry had said yesterday and said "Maybe, that‚s the chapter that‚s ending."
"Perhaps" Jerry responded "but I still sense something bigger is to come."
George realized this was an opportunity that he could not afford to waste "I got it! I‚m gonna go out there and achieve my dream, baby!" he said before running out of Monk's.
Elaine was not sure what to say, so she simply said "I think I‚ll get the big salad."
George ran off to an office, where he was currently being interviewed by someone called Art Vandelay.
"So you worked at Kruger Industries? And you were the assistant to the traveling secretary for the Yankees?" Vandelay said, fascinated.
"That‚s right, Mr. Vandelay." George said proudly, before adding "They won the World Series while I was there, by the way."
"And before that you were in real estate. You also worked as a hand model, an editor for Pendant Publishing, and you were a marine biologist?!" Vandelay said in almost disbelief.
"Uh, that‚s right." George replied.
"Well, Mr. Costanza, you‚re more than qualified for the position. Welcome aboard. You are now officially an architect!" Vandelay said proudly, George beaming with pride over this accomplishment.
