Hey Guys! I'm not dead! Heh heh heh...Anyway this is another chapter of Get Traught Or Get Dead! I hope you are enjoying it so far and there will be a little more traught moments in this chapter! Yay! Ummm yeah ok on with the story!

Robin's P.O.V

"ROBIN AND ARTEMIS ARE DATING?" Uh oh... Wally just came back from having his nose 'healed' by Kaldur and I guess he just heard the last part of our conversation. Not good.

"Uh...ummm...NO!" Artemis shouted, "WE ARE NOT DATING!"

"THEN WHY DID ROB SAY YOU WERE?"

"I SAID IT BECAUSE MEGAN AND CONNOR THOUGHT WE SHOULD DATE AND THEN WE GOT INTO AN ARGUEMENT ABOUT BEST FEMALE FRIENDS AND BEST MARTIAN FRIENDS AND THEN I REMEMBERED THE TOPIC WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE AND ASKED WHY! OKAY?" I shouted. Phew I needed that out of my system. Wally just looked at me and Artemis blankly, and then he yelled,

"OH MY GOD YOU TWO SHOULD TOTALLY GO OUT!" Oh dear. This is not good. I've known Wally for years and when he wants to people to go out (if they are not girls he's interested in), he will usually get them to go out or they will suffer the consequences. I shivered at the thought of the consequences. I'm petrified. Absolutely petrified.

"Ummm Artemis..." I whispered.

"What?"

"We should probably start going out." She looked at me wide-eyed.

"What?"

"Ummm, well when Wally wants people to go out he won't rest until they go out. And if after a month they're not going out, they suffer the consequences."

"Oh... and what are some of these consequences?" I gulped.

"Let's just say they will traumatize you and scar you mentally and physically..." I shivered again. Go away bad memories. Go away.

"Oh..."

"Can you two stop your 'whispering-dirty-things-to-each-other' thing because we are trying to speak to you love birds!" Wally said. I swear if he doesn't shut up I will kill him- with Artemis' help of course.

"WE ARE NOT LOVE BIRDS AND WE ARE NOT WHISPERING DIRTY THINGS TO EACHOTHER!" Artemis yelled.

"Whatever you say Artemis." Wally giggled. Artemis growled-she was not happy.

"Soo- Robin I hear Arty is your best friend that is a girl- or is it your best girlfriend?"

"Yes about Arty being my best friend that is a girl and NO about Arty being my best girlfriend! Anyway if she was my best girlfriend she would be my only girlfriend."

"Aww is Robin a lonely little bird? Now there is a better reason for you two to go out! Robin is lonely!"

"I am not lonely! And there is NO reason for us to go out!"

"Yeah, now leave us alone!"

"Aw there teaming up with each other! And of course we'll leave you alone! We don't want to get in your way of doing certain things!" Wally waggled his eyebrows. This did it for Artemis. She charged at Wally and tackled him to the ground. He yelled in pain as Artemis started hitting him over and over. Soon enough Connor had pulled Artemis off and was actually struggling to keep her there. I walked over and put my hand on Artemis' shoulder. She flinched but calmed down when she realised it was me.

"Hey calm down- is it really that bad- the thought of going out with me?" I asked in a mock hurt tone. I did want to know because one day I do want a girlfriend but I said it a bit more light-heartedly so I wouldn't seem to serious. It may not seem like it but I do have hormones. She looked at me then stammered,

"U-um well it's not that bad but it's not you, it's me," I looked at her blankly "I mean you're just not the type of person I would go out with. I'm sure other girls would go out with you- just not me. Yeah that's it! Other girls would go out with you but not me!" She said the last sentence with more confidence- like she had found the right thing to say. I looked at her again then walked to the stairs nodding slowly.

"Yeah sure." I said in a blunt voice.

"N-no Robin! I didn't mean it like that!" Artemis ran after me.

"What do you mean? I know what you're saying- you're saying I'm not the guy for you. That's right isn't it?"

"Y-yeah that's right. I just thought you took it the wrong way that's all."

"No, no, no. Not at all!" I said with a bit too much enthusiasm. In truth I did sort of take it the wrong way because a lot of the girls I talk to have the same interests as Artemis, as in boy interests. And those interests don't have me in the category. I took a quick glance at Wally who was still hunched over from Artemis' beating and I smiled. Ha Wally got beaten up by a girl! But to be fair this was Artemis; angry Artemis. I then walked back to the stairs to go to the mountain. I had patrol tonight with batman and needed to finish some training before we go.

Artemis' P.O.V

I feel so bad. I think I just destroyed Robin's hope of ever getting a girlfriend. Most girls have the same 'type' as me, like: older, taller, maybe a bit of muscles and Robin is basically opposite of that but he has a great personality and nice hair and nice cheekbones too and he is quite fit for a 14 year old. I've got to stop thinking good things about him.

"Hey Artemis you miss Robin already?" Wally. If I kill him I'll go to prison. If I kill him I'll go to prison. Keep repeating that Artemis. You do not want to go to prison.

"Wally, if you do not stop I will kill you."

"Aw poor Artemis. Go on you can catch up with him if you run!"

"SHUT UP WALLY!" I walked off to the steps. I need to do some training before patrol with Green Arrow.

"YES! You're going to catch up with him aren't you?"

"NO I AM NOT!"

"YES YOU ARE!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"OH MY GOD WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!"

"YOU DIDN'T DENY IT!"

"WELL MAYBE I MIGHT BE GOING TO SEE HIM!"

"What?"

"Goodbye." I can't believe I just said that. I carried on walking and without knowing where I was going I ended up just outside Robin's room. Why? I have no idea. I was just about to turn around when his door opened and Robin was standing there. Without a shirt. I had never seen him without a shirt before. And he is fit. He has a six pack and he 14. A six pack. How is that even possible?

"Uh... Artemis are you ok?"

"Huh?"

"Are you ok? 'Cause you're staring at me." Robin smirked.

"Uh y-yeah I'm f-fine."

"Okay- why were you here anyway?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well before I opened the door and you started staring at my abs you were standing outside of my room. Why?"

"Uh... I don't actually know." I said trying not to look at his abs. I mean seriously it takes all of my brain power not to stare. He is ripped.

"How can you not know?"

"I don't know. One minute I was walking to the training room- the next I was outside your door! I just can't explain it!"

"Okay okay calm down! I was just asking!"

"Heh... sorry..." Then there was silence. I didn't know what to do I just stood there. Just standing there. Doing nothing.

"Now kiss!"

"What?" Robin and I questioned as we turned around to see Wally and Megan trying to hide around the corner.

"What are you guys doing here?" Robin said sounding exasperated.

"Oh you know just doing some match-making!" Wally replied.

"Oh come on you guys. I'm bored of this. Artemis and I are not going out and we probably never will so just give it a break would you?"

"No. We will not give it a break until you two are going out or until you start liking each other at the very least."

"And if you don't by the end of this month then I will make you two believe you to are going to get married in a few years." Megan replied. Wow, they were to full lengths with this plan!

"Um..." Robin said.

"Isn't that a bit forceful?" I asked.

"The only way we won't is if you two absolutely hate each other." Megan said. Then she walked off and Wally speed-ran off as well. Leaving Robin and I just standing there awkwardly.

"So..."

"So..." Awkward...

"Well that was interesting..."

"Mmhm..." So very awkward.

"Well I'm going to do some training." We said at the same time. Why does this keep happening to us?

We started walking to the training room and we didn't speak until we got there.

"Well I'm going to go on the vault." Robin said.

"I'm going on the trampolines." Rob nodded and walked over to the vault. I walked to the trampolines and launched myself up.

I started doing my most recent routine: Pike, Tuck, Flip, Straddle, Back flip and repeat. The hardest was doing the Front flip because if you weren't careful you could fling yourself off of the trampoline and if you were really stupid- you would land on your neck. And die or break your neck at the very least.

While I was doing a tuck I saw Robin running towards the vault and when I changed into doing the Front flip I was watching him leap of the springboard and- I flipped- Aw... I missed it. Actually I missed two things. But I didn't miss the look Robin gave me when he saw me in the air, just coming down from the flip. It was a look of horror and he looked scared. I wonder why? But then I realised the second thing I missed- apart from Robin's Vault. I missed the trampoline. And on this side of the trampoline there were no mats. Don't ask me why but there weren't any mats to land on. Zero, nil, cero, nul, zéro, null, none. I was flying through the air with my back facing the ground. Then- thump. The last thing I heard was: "ARTEMIS!"

Then everything went black.

(A/N Ok I was debating on whether I should end it here and leave you guys on a cliff-hanger but then I thought nah I'm in a good mood- why not? So here is the second part)

Robin's P.O.V.

"ARTEMIS!" I yelled as I saw Artemis hit the floor with a thud. Why weren't there any mats there?

I sprinted to Artemis' unmoving body and fell on my knees beside her.

"Artemis! Artemis please wake up! Come on move!" God why won't she wake up! I felt for her pulse- it was there but it was weak.

"Help! Somebody help!" I yelled. I picked Artemis up bridal style and ran to the door of the training room. I started running to the living room and saw everyone there talking. Megan looked up and saw me and then she looked down at Artemis and gasped.

"Help." I said. Everyone was looking by now and they all moved from the couch to let me put Artemis down. I put her down gently and looked at everyone. They all looked back. Then everything happened all at once.

"I'll get Red Tornado."

"I'll get batman."

"I'll get Black Canary."

"I'll get some ice."

"I guess I'll just stay here then." Then a few seconds later Wally came back with Red Tornado and Connor came back with Batman and Megan came back with Canary. Canary and Megan were holding all sorts of medical equipment and Canary came to Artemis' side. Batman stood there watching everything and Red Tornado was talking to Wally. Soon Kaldur came back with a big bucket of ice and a tea towel. Canary was putting needles in Artemis' arm and attaching her to this heart monitor thing. She checked Artemis' back since I told her that's what she landed on; there was a big, black and blue bruise forming and she was still unconscious.

"We have to get her to a hospital." Canary said.

"What? We can't do that! What about her secret identity?" Megan said.

"Well we could get her changed into her normal clothes and keep her mask on." Connor said.

"Secret identity again. It'll be all over the news: 'The heroine Artemis' secret identity is revealed after a training accident.'" Said canary.

"Does anyone here actually know Artemis' secret identity apart from batman obviously?" Everyone shook their heads apart from me. Well I do know her identity from school but I wasn't going to go around shouting that and I wasn't going to lie to everyone so I just simply stood still doing nothing.

"Robin. You didn't shake your head." Canary said. Huh. I guess she noticed. Canary and the other adults had shook their heads too since Batman has never told anyone anybodies identity.

"Didn't I?"

"No you didn't. Did you mean to?" I took a quick look at Batman and he just tapped his head.

Think.

This is for Artemis. It could be to save her life. For Artemis.

"No. I didn't mean to." Everyone looked at me in disbelief.

"Wait. You know Artemis' secret identity? How?"Wally asked.

"Let's just say I know her out of the team. Anyway, why did you need to know?"

"So that person could take her to the hospital without her mask."

"Why doesn't Batman go?"

"He was in an important meeting when Connor informed him."

"Oh."

"So do you mind?"

"Well I'm not getting her dressed into normal clothes!"

"I will." Wally said with a grin.

"No you won't pervert." Wally looked disappointed as Megan lightly slapped him and frowned when Connor glared at him.

"I will." Canary said and when Batman looked at her she said, "But I won't take her mask off. Robin can do that."

"Ok." I lifted Artemis back up and carried her to her room where Canary found some clothes to put on her. I walked out of the room and went back to the lounge. I sat down and started thinking about what happened. I hardly noticed Batman come up to me.

"That was the right thing to do." He said in his monotone voice, "A real leader would never leave another teammate in order to keep a secret. Well done."

Wow. Batman complimented me. I'm just way too shocked to speak right now.

"But you could've made that decision without me prompting you."

O f course. There had to be a but. Canary came back in carrying Artemis' unconscious form.

"Ok Robin, you can take her now."

"How am I meant to get her there? I can't drive just yet."

"You can take the bioship." Megan said. I thanked her and Canary then carried Artemis to the bioship. It feels weird carrying Artemis, I mean you never really look at someone unless they're not looking at you. Or unless they're unconscious. Now was the time that I really looked at her. Yes, I've looked at her but not looked at her. I took in her long blonde hair that didn't really count as hair but more like a pom pom and her long, tanned legs that were limp in my arms. Now I really feel like a pervert. I'm looking at Artemis' body while it's not moving. Eurgh. I feel like Wally. Don't try it. Terrible feeling.

After the drive I got dressed into my normal clothes and took my mask off, then took Artemis' mask off. I looked at her calm, relaxed face; she really needs to relax more I've never seen her calm before. She's always tense or trying to aim an arrow, she never relaxes. As I walked in I got a few stares but I carried on walking to the reception desk. Before I had even said anything the receptionist said without looking up:

"Grab a ticket and go sit in the waiting area until you are called up please."

"I'm sorry but this is urgent."

"Yeah yeah they all say that." She said without looking up.

"No, this really is urgent." I said already getting pissed off.

"Again: Get a ticket then sit down." She started filing her claws- sorry- her nails.

"Again: This is extremely urgent!" I'm to start shouting if she doesn't let me see a doctor soon.

"Can't you see I'm busy?" She was still looking down.

"MAYBE IF YOU LOOKED UP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE YOU WOULD SEE THAT MY GIRLFRIEND IS UNCONCIOUS AND THAT SHE NEEDS TO SEE A DOCTOR STRAIGHT AWAY! SO IF YOU DON'T MIND I'D LIKE TO HAVE A DOCTOR PLEASE!" What? I couldn't help it.

Wait- did I just call Artemis my girlfriend?

Oh.

The receptionist was taken aback but eventually muttered to go through the door on the right. I went through the door on the right and saw another receptionist. How many receptionists do they need around here? I walked up to her and saw her looking through some files.

"Excuse me?" The receptionist looked up and gasped as soon as she saw Artemis. She pressed a button under her desk and immediately 2 doctors and 4 nurses came bundling through double doors on the left hand side of the room. One of the doctors signalled for me to put Artemis on the bed that they were all pushing along and the other stayed to ask me questions.

"Do you know how this happened?"

"She fell on her back off a trampoline onto a hardwood floor."

"Why didn't you call an ambulance?"

"Her pulse was already weak and it wouldn't have come in time. Besides it was only a 2 minute run away."

"What's her name and how old is she?"

"Her name is Artemis Crock and she is 15."

"Are you related to her or are you her boyfriend?"

"I'm her boyfriend." I said immediately. I guess I just wanted to go with what I said to the other receptionist. Robin instincts.

"Does she have any alive relatives that we can contact?"

"Her mother, Paula Crock."

"Okay. Does she have any allergies that you know of?"

"She's allergic to Bananas. But that's it. She hasn't got asthma or anything like that."

"Okay thank you. You can wait here until we come to get you."

All I had to do was wait. But something inside me kept on urging me to disobey the doctor's orders and go and see her. I know I can't but I want to and I don't know why. There's something in my stomach urging me to go it sort feels like a really nice belly ache but not. That doesn't make sense but I can't explain it any other way- It's just a really weird feeling. Anyway so I'm stuck here waiting until the doctor comes back and I want to go and see Artemis. What do I do?

Waiting, waiting, waiting.

Bored, bored, bored.

I stood up to look around and maybe buy something from a vending machine or something like that. I walked around the two waiting rooms in search of someplace to buy something to eat when I stumbled across her. No, not Artemis. Hannah. For those of you that don't know: Hannah Minestrone is this freaky fan girl that I have at school and she just won't stop following me around everywhere and she is really talkative. Her bright ginger hair is like an orange afro apart from the fact that it's not curly and her muddy brown eyes are more like ponds of mud instead of shiny brown like some peoples. She doesn't wear glasses even though some people think she'd suit them and her teeth are really wonky but she doesn't have braces yet. She also has a lisp and when she speaks she spits everywhere it is just horrible. Once she followed me home and wouldn't leave my house until I touched her- even if it was with my little finger, on her arm. She fainted afterwards. Oh no- here she comes. I've got to hide!

I ran behind a plant pot with a limp palm tree in it. Stupid I know- but I'm desperate. Really, really desperate.

"Dick? Dick where are you? Oh there you are!" Help me!

"What are you doing here? Why are you hiding behind a palm tree?" She spat on my hand.

"Ummm... No reason. What are you doing here?" I said while wiping the spit off.

"I saw you coming in here and I wanted to know if you're alright!" She spat on my forehead.

"Uh yeah I'm fine!" I wiped off the spit again.

"Then what were you doing here?" She spat on my cheek and my chin.

"Excuse me? Um your girlfriend can be seen now. Room 317" A doctor. YES! FREEDOM!

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" I said wiping the rest of the spit off. I am so happy right now!

"Y-you h-h-have a g-g-g-g-girlfriend?" She was spitting everywhere.

"Yep! Bye!"

"Who is she?" Spit flew through the air.

"Artemis! Okay bye!"

I heard sobbing but I just ran. Finally! I get to see Artemis and I have freedom from the devil!

I ran until I was positive she wasn't following me and found myself outside room 317. What a coincidence. I slowly opened the door to check if this was the right room, when I saw Artemis lying on the hospital bed I quickly breathed in sharply as on her head was a huge bruise, I mean absolutely massive! It covered most of her forehead and she looked like Martian Manhunter. Really. I'm not kidding, it was green. I just need to ban her from seeing a mirror or anything she can see her reflection in. I walked in slowly and sat next to her; not sure of what to do I held her hand; it was warm but not hot. It was silent apart from the heart monitor thing that was beeping at a regular speed. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beepbeepbeepbeepbeep. I don't why it started to speed up but I looked at Artemis and she seemed to be a bit pink in the face

"Artemis?" She went a little redder. She was awake and she was blushing because I was holding her hand. Aw, how cute.

"I know you probably can't hear me but I just wanted you to know that..." Oh my Goodness this is gonna be hilarious. I looked at her face and it looked like she had just got really badly sunburnt!

"I wanted you to know that I really, really..." I looked at her and she was a tomato, no kidding, a tomato with a sunburn.

"I really, really love you. Like loads. So much that I want you to be the mother of my children."

"WHAT?" Artemis now had fully 'woken up' and was staring me in disbelief. I couldn't help it, I started laughing.

"What's so funny?"

"I-I can't b-believe y-you fell f-for it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I was laughing so hard that I was crying- really crying. Artemis was giving me a death glare which made me laugh harder (if that's possible).

"DICK! SHUT UP!" Huh? Who's Dick? Oh yeah that's me! Whoops! Well it's me when I'm not Robin. Artemis knows me (Dick) because I go to school with her and I'm in most of her classes (all apart from Psychology because I take extra gym instead)we are quite good friends as well- some might even go as far to say we are best friends, but I'm not sure . I had stopped laughing by now but was still suffering and I was wiping the tears away.

"Sorry, sorry. You should've seen your face! It was like-" I pulled an imitation of her face, "-And then you started glaring- just like that!" She was glaring at me again but this time I saw a hint of amusement in her eyes.

"Wait. How did I get here?"

"Funny story actually. I was in the gym when I saw you lying on the floor near the trampolines. I asked you if you were alright but you didn't move so I shook you in case you were asleep but you still didn't wake up. So I checked you pulse and it was weak so I ran here because an ambulance wouldn't have got there in time and it was only a two minute run."

"Yeah hilarious."

"What?"

"You said funny story at the beginning but I don't think it was very funny."

"Oh Artemis you always have to look at the serious side of things don't you?"

"There wasn't a funny side to that story."

"Fine. Anyway how did you get like that? Lying on the floor, I mean."

"I don't know. One minute I was doing a front flip, the next minute I was falling through the air onto the floor- where there were no mats."

"Oh...Ok." We sat there in awkward silence until a nurse came in.

"Oh! You're awake how great!" Wow, she's cheerful.

"Isn't it great that your boyfriend saw you wake up?" Artemis looked at the nurse like she was crazy and then she turned to me.

'Boyfriend?' she mouthed.

'I'll explain later- just go with it.' I mouthed back. Artemis nodded and just sat back onto her pillows again.

"Now! Let's run a few tests first to see if you're stable!" The nurse held up a needle and Artemis' face paled. Oh yeah, she's petrified of needles.

"W-what are you going to do with that?" Artemis said, pointing to the needle.

"I'm just going to put it in your arm- It's to make you a bit sleepy while we go through the tests. Is that ok?"

"Not really."

"And why is that?"

"I'm scared of needles."

"Oh it's okay. Your boyfriend can hold your hand while it goes in or you can skip this needle but you will feel all the other needles that we use in the tests. It's your choice hon!"

"I choose this needle." Artemis said quickly. I felt her grip tighten on my hand as the nurse started to prepare the needle.

"It's ok." I said.

"Its fine, just focus on me. Okay?" Artemis nodded

"Um... let's play a guessing game. What's my favourite colour?"

"Blue."

"What type of blue?" Artemis rolled her eyes.

"Icy blue."

"Why?"

"Icy blue is your favourite colour because it reminds you of winter when you were at the circus when you used ice skate with your parents. You also like it because it reminds you of your mum's eyes."

"You got it right. Well my work here is done!"

"What do you mean?"

"I've finished with the needle- that's what he means." The nurse said. Artemis looked at me in shock.

"How did you do that?"

"I distracted you. Simple."

"Whoa! Thanks!"

"Any time."

Me: Well that's the second chapter! I'm sorry it took so long to update but I did an extra long chapter for you! 11 pages on word! WOW! Anyway, I'm sorry I didn't update sooner! Thanks for reading and favouriting and following and please review- it feeds my imagination!

Connor: Last chapter you said you wouldn't do such a long chapter.

Me: I know I just felt bad for not updating so I did an extra-long one! *grins happily*

Connor: Okay...

Me: Anyway please review and favourite and follow and all that bish bosh! I hope to update sooner next time! Lots of virtual love,

~Anonymouswriter713

Connor: Bye.