-Kass-

No Offense Taken! Let's Do This!

I dove under our seat and began to quickly crawl my way to the two teens' seat.

I had to maneuver through some backpacks and this one person stepped on me.

Of course being the nice girl that I am I-who am I kidding? When am I ever nice?

Pffft! Yeah, I ended up glaring at the person until they switched seats.

Continuing my journey beneath the seats I began to hum a little tune.

I stopped once my gaze settled on two pairs of oddly colored legs.

My head turned upward and I was met with two confused faces.

'OHMYGUNEESH! Duncan, Alice. My Baby! You look so beauti-focus Kass focus.'

"Have you seen my moose, eh?" I asked the two, being sure to put on a Canadian accent as I did so.

"What?" Duncan blinked.

"Dude, it's a simple question. Have you or have you not seen my moose?"

They didn't reply and I just stared up at them for a couple of moments until I heard a distinct voice shout, "Hey Kass! Is it okay if I throw your sketchbook out the window?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"I screeched, diving over the seats and somehow landing next to Linzy. She held my drawings in her hands and I snatched them out of her grasp before rubbing my cheek against them affectionately while saying, "Aw, my poor babies. Don't you worry, Mommy won't let mean Aunt Linzy hurt you!

"Aunt Linzy?"

"Yeah, Aunt Linzy." I said, "Why, you no want to be part of this big old dysfunctional family?"

… "You're weird, you know that?" She smiled and I nodded quickly.

I suddenly turned around in my seat and poked my head over the back at it, staring with wide eyes at Alice and Duncan. My mouth was permanently fixed in a crazy/happy expression and I'm pretty sure that the Joker would wonder what the heck was wrong with me. And if the whole ridiculous smile thing didn't do it then I'm sure the weird squeaks I was making every so often did.

"You see them right? This isn't some kind of hallucination from that aquarium water I drank?" I asked her.

"… When did you… never mind." She sighed before joining me. The two of us stared at the Kaijus for a while and she said, "If it WAS a hallucination, we both wouldn't be seeing the same thing."

"Yup."I stopped and whipped my head around to the window. "OH MY GUNEESH, IT'S A TACO RIDING A PEGASUS! NO, MR. TACO! DON'T RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET! YOU'LL BURN TO A CRISP! I LIKE MY TACOS SOFT!"

-A/N-

In my defense I was really hungry when I wrote this.

I heard someone clear their throat and I turned to see a man with white hair. He looked really intimidating with a scar on his face and a glare that probably should have been making me cry out in horror. But hey, one does not simply… Watch a Lot of Pewdiepie and Not Develop a Tolerance for Scares.

"Sit down in your seat, now." He snapped and I put my hands up in defense before facing forward and sitting properly. The man returned to glaring at the front of the bus and Linzy turned to me.

… "What? Is there an elf on my shoulder again?" I asked her and she deadpanned.

"You seriously don't remember who he is?"

"…"

"Okay, I'll make this easy for you: Who do we know with white hair and a scar?"

"… SANTA?"I smiled widely and she glared.

"Santa…he doesn't have a scar."

"What stories did your parents tell you? Mine told me that he was a Russian with a huge gun that went around shoving coals down bad guy throats." I told her, a serious expression present on my face.

"I worry about you sometimes, you know that?" she sighed.

A/N

Geez, you sigh a lot.

…I resent that comment.

"Really?! My therapist says the same thing!" I smiled then said in a serious tone, "So…who is that guy?"

"It's Blitz, Kass."

"You mean…" I pulled up my sketchbook and flipped a few pages, stopping when I saw a drawing of said man in question. She nodded and I felt my jaw drop a few inches. Then in an extreme act of boredom and randomness I took my pencil and drew a soul patch on Blitz's face. "Pffft!"

"What are you laughing at?" the man asked, turning to face us. I looked up and stopped. Unless Blitz has mastered the ability of growing facial hair in less than ten seconds then-"What?"

"Nothing! Absolutely nothing!" Linzy said quickly and he shrugged then turned back. "ERASE IT, ERASE IT!" she whisper-yelled at me and I pouted.

"But it looks good on him."

"I don't care! DO IT!"

I huffed and did as I was told. After that was finished I said, "You know, he needs to smile more."

So I erased his scowl and replaced it with a nice, big, overly dramatic smile and large anime eyes.

"Kass-what have you-"

"Would the two of you knock it off?" Blitz turned back around and I couldn't help it: I burst out into laughter. No matter what he said he looked either a) extremely happy or b) like he was about to go on a killing spree. When I didn't stop my giggles he angrily turned around and blocked us out.

"Kass! Really? Erase it now! When he looks at a mirror he's going to-"

"Just ten more seconds, please! I-it's hilarious! Come on, even you have to agree with that!"

A/N

HOLD on, I'm gonna draw a picture of this now.