SEVERAL DAYS LATER

"Have I mentioned how much I hate gym?" I said to Linzy as the two of us sat off to the side of the room.

We had just recently enrolled into the high school, which we had a 'hunch' that our two favorite kaijus were attending.

Pfft, yeah right. A 'hunch'? We practically knew everything there was to know about the place.

We know that Troy and his goonies are a bunch of annoying jocks-one of which looks like Alfred E. Newman from that show MAD.

We know that Jenna is a complete Barbie and I don't know about Linzy but she annoys the HECK out of me.

We know-well, I know-that Kenny is absolutely ADORABLE.

OOO! I just want to hug 'em, and squeeze 'em, and dress 'em up in cute little outfits and-Settle down, girl. Settle down.

Ahem,
And last but not least we know that Blitz is a complete jerk. I mean-he threw us out in the middle of the DESERT.

THE DESERT, PEOPLE! News flash: It's HOT. And we nearly DIED. I CAN'T die! I'm too adorable and fabulous. I'm fadorable or adoralous.

Oh, and Linzy can't die either.

… She's my buddy.

My Robin. My Kid Flash. My Aqualad. My uh… that one guy-Speedy!

… Wait no. If anything SHE'S Batman and I'M Robin.

There, I fixed it-HEY LOOK! A ball!

SMACK

"Owwwwwwwwwwwwww!" I whined, rubbing the now red mark on my face-well, it would have been redder… if my entire body wasn't already froot-loopin' sun burnt from the desert.

So let's see now: A giant basketball traveling towards a sun burnt girl at a speed of 15 mph equals-

"OWWWWWWWWWW. OW. OWIE. Ow, Liiiiiiiiiiiiiinzy!"

The ball rolled over to my side and seeing that Linzy was now hurriedly searching through her back pack for something (GIVE ME THE ALOE VERA YOU BI-POLAR BACKPACK!) I picked it up and stood, looking for the culprit as I did so. I didn't care if it was a little twelve year old girl who threw it-I was going to get revenge.
And it was going to be sweet.
"BOYAKASHA!" I shouted, snapping my arm forward and sending the ball into the air. It zoomed off at break-neck speeds.

Right towards Troy.
SMACK
"TAKE THAT YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR A HIGH SCHOOL ANTAGONIST!" I shouted. What do you know? Dreams DO come true. I wonder where I got all that strength though?

Huh, must've been all of that anger. Hell hath no fury like a woman who was pelted by a ball in the face. "Do you see this? THIS is my money maker!"
"Hey! New kid!"
"Kass! What did you do that for?" Linzy hissed from the floor as Barnes walked up to me.
"I… I dunno! I was just-I got SO angry and-and-and-he deserved it!" I said.
"What was that?" Blitz asked me and I turned to him with a frown. "Hey, you two are familiar."
"You threw us off a BUS." Linzy and I both stated.
He dismissed it, "Right right. What're you doin' here?"
"Well you see. When two people love each other very much-"
Linzy interrupted me and began her explanation of how we wanted to 'better our futures' and 'earn a better education'. All the while I was still droning on about where babies come from and how bad labor hurts according to my mom and the many women on television.