A/N: Okay maybe this long or short for you. I did this the night before school so do not kill me. So anyway, in this chapter, Ed will meet the rest of the gang and he will see a dragon! And not just that but also ride it! Then Alvin the Treacherous is coming to invade the village of Berk and Ed will show his extremely badass fighting skills and of course, his Alchemy. Wait, WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? WHY NOT CONTINUE? I AM ALREADY SPOILING THIS ;_; GO ON ALREADY! Sheesh.

Disclaimer: Fang: Since I am born lazy I did not get to own Fullmetal Alchemist or How To Train Your Dragon.

Ed: I knew it you're lazy! Hah!

Me: Shaddup shorty! .

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICROSCOPIC BEAN? *Chases Fang*

Me: O.O SHIT! *Runs for my dear life*

Hiccup: *Sigh* Those two always fight. Just continue on to the story. I beg you to. Before they end up destroying the planet. Which they are already starting to.

Al: Brother calm down. *Restrains Ed*

Me: Yeah Ed. Calm your tits!

Ed: Why you little-

Hiccup: I BEG YOU TO CONTINUE! JUST- *Dodges a transmuted fist* PLEASE!


Chapter 2: Invation and Dragons

Third Person's P.O.V

Ed was shocked to see a real live dragon in front of him, in front of Hiccup's house and Hiccup is touching it. And did I say that THE scrawny awkward kid was holding a freaking dragon? Yeah I think so.

"You have to gain his trust first before we move to the next step."

"How the hell could I do that?"

"Just hold your hand in front of Toothless' snout and see if he trusts you. If he does, he'll just stick his snout on your hand." Hiccup explained simply.

Ed hesitated at first, but afterwards, he held his left hand in front of Toothless' snout.

Toothless sniffed his hand before letting his snout touch his hand.

Ed felt the dragon purr against his hand and Ed just felt overwhelmed.

"Woah…"

"Toothless trusts you. Well that was quick."

Hiccup boarded on Toothless and asked Ed to ride Toothless.

"Come on Ed. Let me show you how it feels like to ride dragon."

"I am Not riding that thing."

"Just trust me."

Ed looked at Hiccup for a minute. Later, he decided that he would ride with him. I mean, what could possibly go wrong when you'll ride a dragon. Right?

Ed climbed on Toothless. He held on the saddle for his dear life. After a minute, Toothless took off like a rocket.

"Woah woah woah!"

"Sorry. Take offs are usually this fast."

As they settled down on the skies, Ed never felt this much freedom before. He enjoyed the view, the skies and of course, riding a Night Fury.

"Hey Hiccup, can I ask something?"

"Yeah? What is it?"

"How and why do you have a metal leg?"

Hiccup sighed and told Ed the story.

"That, must have sucked and hurt."

"Yeah. It did."

After some minutes of flying, Hiccup spotted an Outcast Ship coming to Berk.

"Oh no" Hiccup gasped. They landed on a huge rock and stayed down.

"What is-"

"Outcasts"

"Outcasts?"

"It's Alvin and his armada"

"What?"

"Alvin the Treacherous. You've never heard of him before?"

"Not where I'm from. Nope. Sorry. Does not ring a bell."

"Alvin and the Outcasts are the most savage Vikings in this archipelago. Berk's most feared enemy. They came from an abandoned island which they adopted and called Outcast island."

Ed just slipped a smirk off his face. "So they're going to Berk and invade it?"

"Alvin wants to bring revenge to my father. He is the chief of the tribe after all."

They took off and landed on Berk Island. Hiccup ran to his father, Stoick The Vast oh hear his name and tremble ugh ugh (A/N: So I've been reading much of the books lately. Watchya gunna do about it? XD)

"Dad, there are Outcasts coming to Berk. We saw their ship earlier." Hiccup warned.

Stoick got his shield and weapon and went outside. He looked for his trusty horn and friend, Gobber the Belch.

"Gobber, blow the horn and prepare weapons for everybody. We got Outcasts to take care of."

Stoick said as he gave the horn to Gobber as Gobber starts to blow the horn.


"What's new?" Ruffnut Thorston is seen sitting on the roof of their house along with his brother Tuffnut Thorston along with their Hideous Zippleback Barf and Belch.

"Oh you know, Outcast attack and massive destruction!" Ruff exclaimed to his brother.


Hiccup and Ed was inside the house.

Ed is just sitting down, watching outside.

Hiccup is just drawing Toothless, his self, the gang and Ed.

Toothless is just sleeping on his bed.

Yep, this is how boring it is when Stoick did a House arrest to them.

Hiccup stopped drawing and climbed on Toothless' back. Ed turned around and looked at them quizzically. Then later, an evil smirk formed on Ed's face.

"I'll come with you. I'll help you beat the living crap out of the Outcasts."

Hiccup looked at him confused. But he just signaled him to climb in Toothless' back.

Ed obliged and quickly climbed on Toothless' back.

The three of them flew out of Hiccup's window and flew to the academy.


When they reached the academy, only Fishlegs and Astrid with their dragons Meatlug and Stormfly.

"Hey Hiccup! Who's that?"

"That would be the new guy around here. He's Ed. He is obviously not from here." Hiccup replied sarcastically.

"Ed, that would be our bookworm Fishlegs Ingerman-"

"Hey Ed, do you know that there is a dragon that collects dead dragon's bones to use as it's armor?"

"Uh no."

"And the lady over there is Astrid Hofferson."

Astrid just glared not-so-nicely at Ed and Ed just looked at her.

She reaaaaallly reminds me of Winry.

"So, where are the others?"

"Well Snotlout is with the twins fighting the Outcasts"

"What? They are fighting the Outcasts already?!"

"They came here earlier. We waited for you and they got impatient then they went ahead to fight the Outcasts."

"It's not my fault that we got a House Arrest by my father!"

Ed steeped up to them and held his hands in front of them.

"SHUT UP! AND CALM DOWN!" Ed yelled angrily.

Hiccup and Fishlegs calmed down.

"What about we just catch up to them and help them fight?" Fishlegs said.

"That would be a better idea." Hiccup agreed.

"Wai-wai-wait."

"What is it Astrid?"

"How about Ed? Is he just going to stay here?"

"He's coming with us."

"He doesn't even have a dragon!"

"That's why I have Toothless."

"He doesn't even have a weapon!"

"Neither do I."

"So Ed, are you just gonna fight those Wild Beasts on a hand to hand combat?"

"I got my weapon already."

"Really? Where."

"Here." Ed clapped his hands and blue sparks of lightning crackled. A sword came out of the ground and Ed grabbed it's handle with his right hand. Astrid, Fishlegs and Hiccup just stared at him with a mix of awe, dumbstruck and shock.

"H-How on Earth could you do that?" Hiccup asked. Ed just looked at them while saying only one word. "Alchemy."

"Alchemy?"

"I have read a book about Alchemy once! But I thought I didn't exist." Fishlegs exclaimed.

"Then what did I just do then?"

"Alchemy?"

"Exactly."

"But don't you need a Transmutation Circle to use it?" Fishlegs asked.

"Nope. I did a mistake that gave me the ability to Transmute without a circle."

"Woah. That's awesome! I wish I could learn how to do Alchemy." Fishlegs said.

"Enough talking." Ed puts down his newly made sword. "Let's go kick some Outcast butt." Ed snickered.

Astrid just glared daggers at Ed. He is really hiding secrets. I just know it!

Hiccup climbed on Toothless' back and Ed just followed. Fishlegs climbed on Meatlug's back and Astrid climbed on Stormfly's back, still staring daggers at Ed? Yes. And they all took off to kick some Outcast butt.


They arrived at the battle a minute later. Ed jumped down and slid down a roof and attacked an Outcast. He attacked Savage. Alvin's assistant.

"This is not a place for kids like you." Savage sneered.

Ed's vein popped and jumped up flailing his arms around.

"DON'T CALL ME SHORT! I'LL RIP OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK EM ON YOUR HEAD!" Ed bursted out. The villagers and the Outcasts just laughed.

Ed swung his sword on Savage's side. But it was blocked by Savage's shield.

He's a skilled fighter for a kid who has short temper. He's also fast. Savage thought.

Ed kept on attacking Savage while Savage was blocking Ed's attacks. Too bad for Savage, Ed is smart. A genius in fact.

While Ed kept fighting Savage, he accidentally tripped on a rock. As he was falling backwards, he accidentally lets go of his sword. Thus, giving Savage a chance to attack him.

This is your doom kid! Savage thought as he was about to strike Ed with his sword.

Ed raised his right arm and blocked the attack with his automail.

Yes that's it! Wait, why aren't you screaming? Or begging for mercy? Savage thought.

Sounds of metal against metal clanking could be heard. Hiccup saw Ed from above.

"Ed!" He yelled.

"Oh look. It's Stoick's son! This is my lucky day." Savage said as he saw Hiccup on Toothless.

"I'm fine just go!" Ed yelled.

"Are you sure?"

"GO!"

Hiccup didn't hesitate and flew off.

"What's wrong bastard? Can't penetrate through my arm with your sword?"

"What?"

Ed moved his left hand on his automail and clapped. He touches the ground and blue sparks of lightning are flying again. He Transmutes a huge Fist from the ground hitting Savage and blowing him off of Ed.

The villagers and Outcasts stared at Ed in shock. Ed stood up and grabbed his sword and stood in a fighting stance.

"You little brat!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICROSCOPIC SPECK OF GERM?!" Ed bursted out (Again).

Ed and savage engaged on a sword fight again.


Hiccup and the gang are looking for other ships that will come and attack.

"Any ships?"

"None so far."

"Good."

They kept flying through the night sky until they saw a ship. An Outcast ship.

"Oh no. Come on, we gotta warn the village."

The gang flew back to the village faster than you can finish saying the tongue twister Peter Piper.

The villagers just tried very hard not to muffle even a giggle. They just kept on smiling on Ed's rants. But at the same time stare at Ed in awe as he fights Savage.

The villagers of Berk never imagined Ed, a short 15 year old with awesome Alchemical Powers which no one knows about, could fight the assistant of Alvin with ease.

"What's wrong fella? Can't handle me?" Ed teased.

"Why you little!" Savage said as he lunged towards Ed.

Savage was about to land another hit on Edward. But, he just swiped Ed's sword out of his hand.

Shit! My sword just got swiped!

As Savage was about to land another hit on Ed, Ed raised his right automail arm again blocking the sword attack. Ed looked at Savage with fierce golden eyes with obvious fury in it. Savage raises his sword once more and Ed stopped his sword by using his right hand. As he grips it, he breaks the tip of the now useless sword of Savage.

"Something wrong big fella?" Ed teased once more.

Savage ran off and Ed chased him. When Savage stopped, Ed was now facing 5 Outcast soldiers with clubs. Ed smirked. This is going to be really fun. He claps his hands and places them on the ground, creating a cage on the soldiers. The soldiers plus one (*Cough* Savage *Cough*) were surprised. What Ed did not know, Stoick and Alvin were watching.

Alvin smirked at the sight of Ed's power.

If I got hold of that boy, we will have a lot of power for sure! Alvin thought.

Stoick just looked at Ed like he was some sort of God. Alvin charged towards Ed and held his sword up high.

"You are mine kid!" Alvin said as he was charging towards Ed.

Ed stood up and readied a fighting stance. Alvin stroke Ed. What Alvin didn't know that he stiked him in his right arm. His automail.

"Ed!" Stoick yelled as he charged towards Alvin. As he did, he was shocked to see no blood, but as the moonlight shone on Ed, something shiny could be seen from Ed's right sleeve. From all of the cuts from Savage's sword, there were scratches on his jacket and coat.

What on Thor's beard is that on Ed's arm? Stoick thought as he stopped to see Ed was not struggling much.

"What? Why aren't you begging for mercy?" Alvin said.

"It's because you will be the one begging for mercy!" Ed exclaimed as he clapped his hands and placed it on Alvin's sword. But instead of forming something, he used Scar's Deconstruction Alchemy.

The sword broke to a million pieces.

"What did you do to my sword you brat?"

(Warning, Ed's rant in 3…2…1…)

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHORT MICROSCOPIC RICE GRAIN?!" Ed yelled at the very top of his lungs that it could be heard at the Academy.

"OUTCASTS, RETREAT!" Alvin yelled a bit after.

All of the Outcasts gets back to their ships and started sailing off.

"That showed them not to mess with a State Alchemist!" Ed said proudly.

The gang landed to where Ed was along with the chief.

"H-How did you fight Alvin and Savage by yourself?" Hiccup asked, really shocked.

"I was trained with martial arts." Ed answered simply.

"How about the clappy-flashy-thundery thing?" Tuff asked.

"Alchemy." Ed answered flatly.

"Alche-wha?"

"Oh! I read a book about Alchemy! It's a power where you need arrays to accomplish!" Fishlegs excitedly sentenced.

"But, why don't you need an array? You know, a Transmutation Circle?" Fishlegs asks Ed.

"Well, it's because of a stupid mistake me and my brother did when we were still children."

They saw something shiny on Ed's right arm. They did not know what it was. But they know one thing that it's metal. Ed's automail shines as the moonlight hits it.

"Ed, what is that?" Hiccup asks as he is pointing to his right arm.

"What's what?" Ed asks, pretending he doesn't know anything.

Ed hides his right arm behind his back.

"Nevermind that." Hiccup said.

"We just have to go home and sleep. Ed, you're sleeping with us until you find your way home." Stoick said.

"Thank you chief." Ed said gratefully.

Remember Ed, I still don't trust you. So you better watch out. Astrid thought as she still glares daggers on Ed.

Ed and Hiccup climbs on Toothless' back as Stoick climbs on Thornado's back as they fly back to their house. Same goes for the gang.

A/N: There ya go. Maybe the longest chapter so far. On the next chapter, it's going to be Ed's first day on the academy. So don't expect a very fast update. Anyway, toodles!
P.S: Sorry if the characters are OOC. Just tell me if they are.

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