Chapter 5: 1St Dragon trained. By yours truly, Ed.

A/N Anyone missed me?

Ed: GOD WOMAN. I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

Me: WHALE I WAS BUSY WITH MY SNK AND MY MEGAMAN STARFORCE FANDOM ED.

Ed: AND SO YOU DIDN'T THINK OF UPDATING?

Me: I got writers block –u-b

Ed: GODDAMMIT WOMAN. I HAVE FINISHED A LOT OF ANIMES WITH HICCUP AND THE OTHERS ALREADY!

Al: He used your other laptop…

Me: YOU WHAT? THAT'S WHY MY OTHER LAPTOP WAS MISSING.

Al: He finished Megaman Starforce (It's a good anime. I recommend you to watch it -3-), Shingeki no Kyojin, Ouran Host High school Club, Date A Live, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Chunnibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai!/Ren, Boku Wa Tomodachi Ga Sukunai/Next and Fortune Arterial

Winry: He rewatched it all… 5 times.

Me:... Each?

Al: Each.

Me:... I... Shall... Uhm... Yeah...

Winry: Well as a welcome back, I shall do the disclaimer. Fangie—

Me: DON'T CALL ME FANGIE.

Winry: Doesn't own Fullmetal Shor- Er I mean, Fullmetal Alchemist—

Ed: WHAT WERE YOU ABOUT TO SAY?

Winry: SHATTAP ED IM DOING SOMETHING HERE. *Throws a Wrench in his head*

Ed: *Is in the corner holding his head*

Everyone: *Tries not to laugh*

Ed: Yeah waaaaaaay to laugh at your brother's pain Al.

Winry: Anyway, Fang doesn't own How To Train Your Dragon as well.

Me: Winry, you deserve a wrench set to throw at Ed.

Ed: WHAT?!

Winry: YAY! *Evil smile*

Al: Run, Nii-san.

Ed: IM RUNNING!

Me: OH NO YOU DON'T. YOU STILL HAVE A STORY! *Le evil smirk-ish smile*

Ed: FUCK YOU! *Le runs liek a bawss cuz, why the actual fuck not*

Me: Oh and before everything else, I forgot to tell you this is my first fic. And I would like to thank you all for your reviews and supports. I shall try to update as much as I can. *Le bows formally* You may continue. ^_^

Ed's P.O.V

Oh how I love the morning. This is not an ordinary morning, no! It's a morning where the twins Ednapped me (A/N: Ednapped because he is not a kid and his name is Ed :P) and brought me to the academy while I'm asleep!

And you know what? My morning involved a stinky gas breath from the Zippleback of the twins, Night Fury slobber, and a lot of snickers and laughs.

"I am not fucking amused." I hissed early in the morning.

I mean, who the fuck wakes up at 5 in the fucking morning for training?

Sure as hell not me.

"Ed, today, you will learn how to train a dragon." Hiccup announced.

I must be hearing stuff. There's no way he said that I will train a fire breathing reptile…. Right?

"Excuse me? Did you say that I, Edward Elric, will train a fucking monster out of the blue?"

"Yes. I did say that you, Edward Elric, will train a dragon out of the blue."

Oh yes. Greatest day ever. Fucking splendid.

"Fuck it. Fine. I'll train a fucking dragon."

I only agreed so that I could burn Colonel Bastard's paperwork while he's not looking so that he will start all over again….

Oh wait, dragons are gigantic sons of bitches.

Fucking splendid brain Edward.

"What do I begin with… actually, what kind of dragon will I train?"

"That is the question. First of all, we have to find you a suitable dragon."

"And where, pray tell, will we find a suitable one for me?"

"Obviously, in Dragon Island." Astrid said.

"Or in some forests."

"Like Raven point!"

The twins said.

"I…think….Raven Point is better…" I whispered.

There are 2 reasons why I choose Raven Point.

Numero Uno. Its nearer.

Numero Dos. I'm a lazy as fuck kind of guy.

So, Raven Point it is.

"I choose Raven Point! So I could walk peaceful-"

"We're taking you to Raven Point!" The twins said together.

"I choose to walk. Thanks for the offer." I said and started to walk out of the academy.

Now… What dragon should I choose?

On the way to Raven Point, I as snatched from above.

FUCK. Why do I keep getting snatched?

"FUCKING BASTARDS! PUT ME DOWN DAMMIT!" I yelled. The head looked at me and I realized…

It was Toothless.

"Did you really think we'll let you go alone?"

I looked up and saw Hiccup and the rest of the Gang.

"Did you guys follow me or something?"

"We found you from above."

"Of course. Now, put me down." I demanded.

"Um… No. We wont allow you to die while looking for a dragon. In fact, we will help you look for one."

"Ahaha no. Put me down and I am capable of finding one."

"We'll help you train it."

I sighed. Damn it. This conversation Is leading me nowhere.

"Fine. Goddammit. All I wanted was a Typhoomerang or a Deadly Nadder."

"Why didn't you say so? Astrid will help you train a Nadder if you wanted one."

I sighed. Seriously, that witch will help me? No way in hell!

"Hiccup, put me down. I found one directly below us."

"A Nadder?"

"What else? Of course a Nadder!" I retorted. Hiccup slowly went down and landed me.

"There there… I wont hurt ya. You feisty being." I whispered while circling it.

I grabbed meat from under my coat and gave it to the Nadder. It slowly ate the meat while watching me. It growled at me and went near me closely. It suddenly nudged me. I looked at everyone and they were looking at me in shock.

I reached out my hand and to my surprise, it touched my hand. I looked at it and it nudged me again. I rode it and we took off.

Third Person's P.O.V

As Ed took off, everyone was left amazed.

"I knew he could do it alone. Come on guys!" Hiccup said as they followed Ed.

After some time, they reached the Academy. Ed landed inside the Academy with the others following him behind.

"Woah Ed! That was amazing!" Fishlegs commented.

"Why thank you." Ed replied with a smile.

"Dude… That was awesome!" Tuff said.

"Yeah! Totally!" Ruff added.

"Thank you."

"That was awesome Ed! Anyway, did you think of a name for your Dragon?" Hiccup asked.

"Hmm… I'll call you, Shadowedge." Ed said while patting his new partner, Shadowedge.

"That's a great name!"

Yeah. Its badass."

"Anyway, Shall we all leave? Its already late." Fishlegs asked. They al agreed, and rode on their dragons, as for Ed, his New dragon, and left.

As Hiccup and Ed were flying to Hiccup's house, they get caught in some bolas. Then, people that are bulky went near them to take them to somewhere.

"Hello Hiccup, Toothles." A voice said then a sick and twisted laugh came next.

"Alvin." Hiccup hissed.

"Long time no see Hiccup, you too Ed." Savage said.

"Ah yes. Savage. Long time no see sir lose to a 5 year old kid a lot." Ed teased, which made Savage mad.

"Grr… You will soon pay for what you did to me brat.

Oh no he didn't.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TINY LITTLE MOUSEY PIPSQUEAK?! YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Ed bursted out.

"You, pipsqueak."

Oh no he didn't just did that.

"GRR…. SON OF A BITCH ASS—" Ed yelled as he tensed and the ropes slowly start to break.

"Hah! You cant even hit me, shorty!"

Ed kept on tensing. And soon, the ropes have broken enough for him to break out. When he did break out, he immediately rushed to where Savage is and punched his guts with his automail fist, causing him to pit out blood.

"This is why you never anger me." Ed said and held the wrist of his automail.

"Grr…. Get him!"

"Oh shit." Ed muttered as he clapped his hands and placed it on a plate of his automail arm and a blade merged. Luckily, his glove was not destroyed.

"What… the…"

"Never anger me." Ed whispered as he proceeded to beat up more people.

Me: Le cliffie! Sorry for the cliff… And the short chapter.I was in a hurry because of stuffs.

Ed: Woman.

Me: Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaa?

Ed: I wear if it takes you a few months again—

Me: Yea yea. I shall try to update as fast as I can.

Ed: Good. Now, WINRY!

Winry: ED YOU BROKE YOUR AUTOMAIL AGAIN! *Throws a wrench set*

Ed: *Lies down on the corner with wrenches beside me and blood around me*

Al: *Grabs Nii-san's soul* I got your soul brother.

Me: Anyway, The next chappie is a special chappie. So, around of applause please!

*Cricket*

Me: Oh sure. No claps for the author. I see how it is -n-

Everyone: *Claps*

Me: THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

Everyone: jeez…

Me: Oh and random question, would you all like me to make a fanfic about SnK and Fma Crossover? If you would, tell me if the FMA characters should be sent to the SnK world or the Snk characters the Fma world. I shall be waiting.

Peace out!

^3^