Good morning all of Valoran. This is your host Palmer coming to you live from the Institute of War. I hope everyone is having a fine morning. I see that Zilean is displaced in time as always. Jinx has yet again done quite the damage to the buildings of Zaun, it'll take awhile for that to be rebuilt. Sona has a concert tonight and tickets have been on sale for an hour and they are already sold out. However your's truly has two tickets up for grabs to the next caller. While my interns deal with the callers let's see the weather shall we? North of the Serpentine River I see Anivia who has created quite the blizzard. All citizens of Freljord have been urged to stay indoors until the storm passes. We have lots of rain in Kumungu and the Plague Jungles. I'm sure Nidalee isn't so happy about that but on the other hand Zyra couldn't be happier. Everywhere else besides the Shadow Isle's will be bright and sunny. Perfect day for throwing a pool part, isn't that right Graves.
Let's take a look into one of the battles taking place in the League of Legends right now. I see Lux is in mid lane battling against Zed. Who will win? Shadows or light? Only time will tell, they seem pretty evenly matched at the moment. Let's take a peek at the junglers shall we?
Teemo jungle, now that's something you don't see everyday. Let's see who the other jungler is then, Rammus. Teemo is gonna have a tough time with this one. And we travel to the top laners, who are the opponents today. Darius vs Garen, seems like a pretty even match up to me folks. We will set our gazes south to bot lane. We have, ohohoh look at this folks. Clasic. Caitlyn vs Jinx, rivals to the bone. They seem to be going at it with Sona and Soraka by their sides. More about this match later.
This just in, there has been another explosion in Heimerdinger's lab but don't worry he says there is nothing to be concerned about, he just made a slight miscalculation. In the meantime local authorities are trying to put out the quickly spreading fire. Fizz is causing trouble again in Bilgewater. Wait, did he just steal that man's sandwich? Oh Fizz, your title suits you very well. It seems Katarina has infiltrated the walls of Demacia. Oh? What's that? It seems she is telling me to be quiet. You better look behind you Kat. oooh. Too late. And back over the walls she goes. Good job Quinn. You successfully threw that Noxian assassin out, just another day's work for Demacia's Wings.
Back to the match, let's go over both teams composition shall we? We have Darius, Lux, Teemo, Caitlyn and Soraka on the Red Team. On the Blue Team we have Garen, Zed, Rammus, Jinx and Sona. Top lane seems to be pretty even so far but it seems Zed has killed Lux plenty of times in mid since we were gone. It seems Sona is having a tough time keeping up with Soraka's heals causing Jinx to have been slain twice already. What a shame. Oh? What's this? We have rammus coming bot for a clean up while Teemo is attempting to gank mid. Rammus successfully kills Soraka but it seems Caitlyn has taken revenge for her fallen teammate by taking out Rammus. It was a close call though with only thirty health to spare. Back to mid lane. Teemo is hiding in the bushes waiting for Zed to further push the minion wave. Lux uses her root and Teemo goes in with Lux close behind. But it seems they underestimated Zed and DOUBLE KILL for Zed.
The weather is still hot with a slight breeze, thanks Janna. There is a pool party happening within the neutral territory of the Institute of War. All champions are invited. We have Lee Sin just relaxing and chatting up with Leona at the poolside. We have Lulu and Rek'Sai in a race to see who can swim the fastest with Mundo as the referee. Little does Rek know that Lulu is just holding onto her tail until she can hop to the finish line when they get close enough. Draven is admiring himself in the reflection of Zac's translucent body. Typical Draven. Renekton is the pool's lifeguard for the day and Ziggs just did a cannonball that splashed half of the champions.