Kingdom Hearts: Dawn of Chaos

by Nan the Keyblade Master

When a new threat named the Malevolent Seven arrives, Sabrina and everyone else will answer the call to save the universe... but just how powerful is the Malevolent Seven anyway?

10. The World of Life Fibers

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the material appearing in this story.

They belong to their representative owners, except for most of the OCs in the story.

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BGM: Ambiguous (Kill la Kill)

Unmei no ito wo tachikitta sono saki ni

The opening begins by showing off the Kill la Kill world and then showing Nui on top of a building with a playful grin, and an angry Sabrina shown below her.

The title Kingdom Hearts: Dawn of Chaos then appears, showing off the many different characters such as the FMAB group, Fairy Tail girls, a group of young unfamiliar girls, and finally Bayonetta.

Senobishiteitanda kutsuzure darake no

We then see Heartless and Nobodies appearing side by side, but they are quickly taken down by Team CFVY while Mario and Luigi take down some Heartless from behind CFVY.

Semai sekai de

Lucy transforms in her Leo Dress with Loke right next to her as they proceed to take down some enemies together with Erza, Juvia, and Levy right behind her.

Runway wo aruku

We see a girl equipping what seems to be a living sailor uniform as the outfit then changes and they take off together.

Egao no uragawa

Ed and Al are using alchemy together while Winry kicks away a Heartless… which is then pummeled by Armstrong.

Kakushita tsumori de

In the next clip, Sabrina clenches her fists and transforming into something entirely different.

Dakedo itsumo kimi ni wa

Nui looks at this in amazement, and then grins and gets ready to take her on.

Minukareteshimatteite

We then see Ragyo in the background with a wicked smirk on her face while Sabrina's family watch on in concern.

Konna no wa hajimete de tomadou kedo

It then shows Homura walking towards someone, and that someone just so happens to be Lord Beerus, who is walking towards her as well.

Hoka no darenimo kikonasenai

They both pick up the pace and they then clash, both of them showing no signs of stopping as both of them are baring their teeth in determination.

Nandaka wakannai atsusa ga mune wo kogasu kara

It then shows a lone woman with the Elite Four watching Sabrina taking on Nui as Sabrina sends Nui in the air but Nui seems to recover and land in front of her with a wicked smile.

Unmei no ito taguriyoseta sono saki ni

In another scene, Wendy unleashes a Sky Dragon's Roar on a few Nobodies while Silver Sister and Red Sister take care of the rest behind her.

Ima atarashii yoake ga kuru

We then see Lord Beerus, Whis, and a girl taking on Ragyo in space as she's smirking devilishly.

Yeah yeah

Sabrina is then shown reaching out to Riku's hand with a tear running down her cheek.

Omoi wa kitto hitotsu

The opening then ends with Sabrina and everyone else facing Nui as she gets ready for combat while Sabrina glaring directly at her, and then the screen fades to black.

End BGM

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"Get these refugees to the barracks, on the double!" A big muscular man (Most likely bigger than Elfman) ordered, by the name of-

IRA GAMAGORI

...Okay, where did those huge, incredibly dramatic red Kanji come from? Anyway, that's the name of the man.

"How you guys doin'?" A pink haired woman named-

NONON JAKUZERE

There it is again. Anyway, Nonon approached with little enthusiasm. "Was it hella rough out there for you too?"

"Yeah." Another man who was blindfolded replied, named-

UZU SANAGEYAMA

Seriously, where are those huge, incredibly dramatic red Kanji come from?!

Gamagori looked at a little boy next to Nonon. "So, you've found Mankanshoku's little brother."

"Yeah, him and his friends were in the sewers under Honoa Town. Clever pack of rats, that's for sure."

"For the last time, you Elite Four snob, the name's Matoro!" The boy snapped.

"Guts!" The dog on top of his head, ironically named Guts, barked.

"Whatever, Slacker Junior, I'm Nonon Jakuzere, but you can call me Lady Nonon!" She declared proudly.

"That's no way to treat anyone, Jakuzere." Gamagori scolded. "If you want to be addressed properly, you should address him properly as well."

Nonon looked away in annoyance. "Ten-Four, Mister Disciplinary Committee Chair…" She said, sticking out her tongue unethusastically while Matoro gave a smug grin.

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Somewhere else…

Three men were in a room, looking at a map with X's all over Japan. "So the North Kanto gang leaders have fallen too." One spoke. "With that, all the schools that were under Honnouji Academy have been completely wiped out by the covers." He said, as his name was-

HOKA INUMATA

...This is gonna be a running gag on me, is it?

"It is!"

Got out of here, Deadpool! You're not suppose to be here!

"So, what you're saying is that we're screwed." Another man spoke as his name was-

AIKURO MIKISUGI

Okay, that was not funny the first time, and it's not funny this time!

IT'S KINDA FUNNY

You love tormenting me, do you? Anyway, back to what Aikuro Mikisugi was saying. "Out of all of Satsuki's forces, we're the only ones left. You got any good news?"

"That depends. Sanageyama's Goku uniform was the last we had. However, we have two new weapons that we forged from Lady Satsuki's sword. Jakuzere's is Bakuzan Gako and Gamagori's is Bakuzan Kouryu. It's not much, but it's something."

"There's also my Tailor's Dagger and his Doutonbori Robo." The third man spoke.

TSUMUGU KINAGASE

"…DTR." Aikuro muttered in annoyance.

"Let's not split hairs." Hoka advised, but Aikuro punched in three letters in his computer.

"DTR!"

Hoka sighed. "At this point, I'm just hoping whatever Iori's cobbling together will be done on time."

"Too bad your people destroyed our RND facilities in the raid. That equipment could've helped him." He turned to him. "While we're on the subject, something's been bugging me. If you want to take Ragyo down, how come you didn't consider joining forces with Nudist Beach?"

"Simple, it's much harder to keep a secret when everyone knows the secret. Even at the academy, the list of people who knew about Lady Satsuki's plan were short. Just us, the Elite Four, Iori of the Sewing Club, and Sotori, her butler."

"Well, considering you knew I was undercover the whole time, and I never caught on to it, you guys had the right idea." Aikuro said while his coat was…somehow majestically flying up and showing off his…er… belt around his crotch. "Who am I question your tactics?"

"There's COVERS attacking schools all over Japan as we speak." Tsumugu spoke while Aikuro's coat started slipping off of his shoulders… and the crazy part is… he's not even moving. "You'd think we'd hear it on the news or online or something by now."

Speaking of 'by now', the coat fell off and now Aikuro was wearing nothing more than his… ahem… belt. "My guess is that they have everyone's minds under their control."

"He's right. Ragyo Kiryuin's ReVox clothing is worn by most of the population. The Life Fibers woven into the clothes can manipulate the minds of the wearers by deleting any information as deemed unnecessary from their brains."

Aikuro's coat landed on the ground. "They have eyes but fail to see." Tsumugu said. "And ears that fail to hear… or something like that."

"As long as a Life Fiber is feeding on your Nervous System, you're its puppet." Aikuro said.

"Not quite. By wearing Goku uniforms, Hinnouji Academy's Students have actually built a resistance to the Life Fiber's manipulations." Hoka explained.

"That Satsuki is one clever girl. She pretends to be loyal to Ragyo to access her money and uses it to rebuild her own private army. I bet Ragyo never saw it coming." Aikuro then looked at someone. "Speaking of clever people, Mister Sorroi, would you please tell us how you fit into Satsuki's plans?"

A butler, who just happened to be Satsuki's butler began to speak. "Thank you for the compliment sir, however, I just make the tea… as I have now." He said as the three of them took the cups and began drinking it. "Even though Lady Satsuki isn't here to enjoy it with us. I haven't given up on her."

"You bring up a good point." Hoka said. "The Elite Four managed to survive, so why wouldn't she?"

At that very moment, a bright light appeared behind them and they turned to see a portal opening up and Sabrina's group walked out. "Huh, it's a bit dark in here." Ed said.

"Tell me about it." Winry nodded. They then heard a gun click as they turned around to see Tsumugu pointing his guns at them.

"And who are you?" Tsumugu asked, suspicious of them.

"Whoa, put the gun down. We're just some people that's looking for someone." Sabrina explained.

"Uh-huh… you're from another world." Aikuro said, motioning Tsumugu to put his weapons down.

"What? No, of course not, what makes you say that?" Sabrina asked.

"Well, you came out of a portal, and some of you don't look like you're from around here, not to mention the big purple cat and whatever the heck blue guy over here is." He said, looking at Whis. "Not to mention the robots." He then looked at Wall-E, Eve, and Chibi-Robo hanging on Sabrina's shoulder.

"Mama mia, so much for not revealing we're from other worlds…" Luigi muttered, glaring at Whis.

"I didn't realize I made a portal to this exact spot. Whoops!" Whis smiled innocently.

"So, can you tell us who you are and why you're here?"

"Sure." Sabrina nodded.

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One introduction later…

"Interesting names… and the reason why you're in our world?"

"Yeah, you see… we came here-"

"Mommy, he's not wearing any clothes." Rose said.

"Huh?" Sabrina asked as she looked down from his face to… well… y'know.

Three.

Two.

One.

BGM: Minicar (Hyperdimension Neptunia MK2)

"MAMA MIA!" Mario and Luigi yelled.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Sabrina screamed as she immediately covered Rose's and Maria Jr's eyes while closing her eyes herself, not even realizing that Coco was checking him out by lowering her sunglasses, Velvet blushing a deep red and fainting in Yatsuhashi's arms while he looked away with Fox.

"Huh… you don't see that every day." Zelda said, not even bothered… okay, she's a little bothered.

"Indeed." Impa nodded.

Winry let out a scream and collapsed while Ed and Al were too much in shock to even catch her. "OOOF!"

"That's just… wrong." Reimu said while Luxord said nothing, but he was looking away.

"How… is that even logical to wear?" Delta wondered while Lord Beerus and Whis didn't seem too bothered.

"WOULD IT KILL YOU TO PUT ON SOME PANTS?!" Sabrina shouted.

"You kidding? This is actually pretty comfortable."

"BUT WOULD IT KILL YOU TO PUT SOMETHING ON?!"

"Fine…" Aikuro muttered as he put on his jacket again and covered himself up. "Better?"

Sabrina opened one eye. "…Better." She said as she uncovered her daughter's eyes.

End BGM

"That was quite interesting…" Coco said, wiping her nose and seeing blood on her sleeve. "Huh."

"I'll never understand why you humans get so loud over things like this." Lord Beerus muttered.

Obviously, you never had any kids and were never married… Sabrina thought.

"So, care to explain why you're here?" Aikuro asked.

"Yes, we were just getting to that actually." Whis said and explained why they were here before Sabrina could say something.

"I see… I don't personally blame you. We're in the middle of Ragyo's war ourselves." Tsumugu said. "And Nui dragged you into this mess because she kidnapped your family."

"Tell me about it." Sabrina muttered.

"Well, as long as you're here, you can help us defeat Ragyo." Aikuro said.

"Right." If it's the only way to save my family, then so be it. Sabrina thought.

He then looked at Ed, Al and Winry who got back up and glared at the Elric brothers. "You three." He said, catching their attention. "What did you say your names were?"

"Edward Elric."

"Alphonse Elric."

"Winry Rockbell."

"I see… interesting…" So those two people do know about these three…

"Hmph, I can't believe those two know about a pipsqueak." Tsumugu said… and then the next thing he knew, Al and Winry were holding onto Ed's arms.

"WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!" He yelled. "LET ME GO YOU TWO, I'M GOING TO PERSONALLY PUT THIS GUY IN THE GROUND!"

"No, we won't let you…!" Al exclaimed.

"Feisty little one, isn't he?" Hoka wondered, and then he almost got murdered by Ed if Al and Winry weren't stopping him.

Aikuro chuckled. "Well, if you'd all follow me, there's a couple of people I'd like you to meet." He said as he motioned them to come follow them to a room.

In the room, there was a comatose girl lying on the bed, a man, a woman, and a dark sailor uniform, a living one I might add, looking at the girl… oh, and there were two certain people in the room as well. "Ryuko… why haven't you woken up yet?" The uniform-

KAMUI SENKETSU

...asked… And then he felt the woman touching his sleeve.

"I'm sorry we can't hear what you're saying Senketsu, but we all have a pretty good idea how you're feeling!" The woman said.

SUKIYO MANKANSHOKU

"…You do?"

"It's plain as day you're alive and you're her Sunday best, we all know you're worried sick about her, if it's any consolation, we're here for you!"

Senketsu's eye lit up… as if he was about to cry. He was very moved on what Sukuyo said to him. "Mrs…! MANKANSHOKU!" He yelled as he wrapped his sleeves around her and started crying on her chest.

"There there…" She smiled, patting his… er… back. "If I were 20 years younger, I'd wear you in a heartbeat, you betcha!"

It was at this moment that Aikuro slammed open the door… and his jacket was totally gone, much to Sabrina's chagrin… oh, and he was doing a… uh… fabulous pose to boot… well, if you could call it that. "Sorry to interrupt, how's Ryuko doing?"

"Stable as far as I can tell, there's one thing that don't make sense. She should have a wound or a scar or something when she got her heart pulled out, but she doesn't! It's… how should I put it? It's not human, is what it is!" Explained-

BARAZO MANKANSHOKU

...You're doing this on purpose, are you?

Senketsu looked up from Ryuko. "What'd you say?!" He asked with a growl.

"Hey, easy. When that place blew, you didn't freak out, you dragged Ryuko to safety. You need to stay calm, for her."

"Oh? Who are you friends, Aikuro?" Sukuyo asked, finally noticing the group.

"Ah, I was just going to introduce you to them. This is Sabrina, Rose, Maria Jr, Mario, Luigi, Coco, Velvet, Yatsuhashi, Fox, Princess Zelda-"

"Queen Zelda." She corrected.

"Sorry. Queen Zelda, Impa, Edward, Alphonse, Winry, Reimu, Luxord, Whis and Lord Beerus… but he doesn't look like a 'lord' to me, he's just a cat if you ask me."

"Hmph." Lord Beerus looked away in annoyance.

"Everyone, meet Ryuko, Senketsu, Mankanshoku's parents and… I believe you three have met those two." He said as Ed, Al and Winry looked to see two familiar people leaning on a wall as they jawdropped in surprise.

BGM: Nightfall in Central City (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

"Well, isn't this a nice surprise."

"Hello, Elrics."

"COLONEL MUSTANG AND LIEUTENANT HAWKEYE?!" Ed and Al yelled.

Sabrina said nothing, but she was clenching her fists and her face was basically wanting to let out a fangirl scream. Must not… fangirl… Must… NOT… FANGIRL…!

"That's 'Fuhrer' Mustang to you." Mustang said.

"…Correction: It's still 'Colonel'." Riza explained. "You see, right when Marcoh made Havoc's feet working again and the Colonel's sight to return. He was just about finished and was about to receive the honor of 'Fuhrer' when our world was destroyed." She said, which made Mustang to look down in embarrassment with a small dark aura hanging above his head.

End BGM

"Whoa, hold on a second… OUR WORLD WAS DESTROYED?!" Winry yelled.

BGM: Fifth Laboratory (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

"Yes." Mustang folded his arms. "This must be hard for you, but I imagine there are a few survivors. Hawkeye and I wound up in this world."

"Did you hear anything?" Ed asked. "Before our world was destroyed?"

"All we heard was 'Malevolent Seven' before it was destroyed." Mustang said. "At first, I thought it was a Humonculi that we missed, but it wasn't."

"I can see the Malevolent Seven doing that." Lord Beerus rubbed his chin in thought. "They're arrogant…"

"That means… my grandma…" Winry teared up. "She's…"

"Yes… that seems to be the case." Riza said quietly.

Ed clenched his fists. "Those Malevolent Seven bastards… I'm going to DESTROY THEM when we're done with this world!"

"I am so with you there." Al nodded.

Winry wiped her tears away. "Let's… Let's avenge them… It won't bring them back… but we need to destroy them."

"Indeed." Mustang nodded.

End BGM

Aikuro looked at the entire group. "Why don't you all wait outside? I need to talk to Mankanshoku's parents."

"Alright." Sabrina nodded as they walked outside and closed the door as Aikuro turned around… completely unaware of Ed opening the door a crack so they can all eavesdrop.

"Mr. Mankanshoku, I believe you were going to say something before you were introduced to everyone."

"Right… as I was going to say: If the patient wants to sleep, it's best to let 'em. She's had a couple of nasty shocks, that's for sure."

"I still can't believe Ryuko's mother is that nasty Ragyo Kiryuin woman." Sukuya said.

Ryuko's mother is Ragyo… and she's nasty? Sabrina sounded intrigued by this.

"If Dr. Matoi knew about her, I wonder why he didn't tell me." Aikuro wondered as Sukuya casually looked behind her to look at Aikuro's… er… belt. "God, if I could've figured out a way to break the news to her gently if I'd known sooner."

"Don't sweat it, what's done is done. Things will work out somehow." Barazo said.

Suddenly, Matoro and Guts popped up in front of them. "Dad!"

"Guts!"

And then the humongous giant that's Gamagori towered over them, and his huge size alone made Luigi faint, as everyone briefly heard "Keep it together, Luigi!"

"Whoa, you made it!" Barazo exclaimed, as no one bothered to look outside. "That's my boy, a born survivor!" He looked at Aikuro while hugging his boy. "See what I'm talking about?"

"Big time."

"Sorry dad, I looked but I couldn't find her anywhere!" Matoro apologized.

Gamagori looked down at the boy. "Boy, were you searching for Mankanshoku?"

"Yeah, I figured if I hung around Honna Town, I might find the piece of shit tha- oh, sorry mom, -suit that got her, but I got stuck and all I could do is stay alive out there."

"The important thing is, you tried hon!" Sukuya smiled while rubbing his head.

"Save your tears guys! She's a Mankanshoku, there's no way she's going to die that easy!" Barazo proudly said.

Suddenly, Gamagori grabbed a hold of Matoro. "Listen, boy! No matter what, I will rescue your sister! I'll devote my body and soul to get back to you safely!"

"Ow ow ow ow, you're breaking my collarbone, man!"

Barazo leaned over to investigate. "Hmm… kid's right… collarbone's broke! So fork over ten million yen or I'm calling my lawyer!"

Gamagori looked at him in surprise and started sweating. "TEN MILLION?!" He yelled while Guts was happily running up his arms.

Aikuro chuckled. "Man, when I look at your family, it gives me hope that the human race can survive this nightmare."

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Just outside…

"These guys are nuts…" Reimu muttered.

"Nuttier than the ones at the Citadel?" Luxord asked.

"Every world we go too, we always seem to recruit some nutjob. Just look at Nora…" Reimu said as Luxord nodded in agreement while Sabrina was deep in thought.

Just what kind of mother is Ragyo anyway? I need to ask Aikuro about Ragyo… but first, I need to tell him to put on some pants or something! She thought. But more importantly…

She looked at Whis who was chatting with Hawkeye and Mustang. "Hey, Whis."

"Hmm?"

"What world are we in anyway?"

Whis chuckled. "Why, we're in Kill la Kill, of course!"

Kill la Kill?! I've been meaning to check this anime out for a long time… maybe I'll check it out when we get back home. She thought. Still… what's Ragyo like?

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Speaking of Ragyo… at Hinnouji Academy…

A lone woman was being held against her will in a humongous cage, completely nude as well as her hair was covering her breasts… well, most of it.

Another woman chuckled. "I have to say that you've exceeded all of my expectations… of your foolishness that is. By now, the COVERs have assimilated every student in the Hinnoji Academy that you worked so hard to conquer."

The woman opened her eyes, looking at a woman who was wearing the most revealing dress ever… oh, and she also had white hair with… a rainbow on the inside.

The rainbow haired bitch just so happened to be called Ragyo Kiriyuin. Hey, the Kanji didn't appear this time.

"You're a crafty one." Ragyo continued. "You knew if a human wore Life Fiber infused clothing from birth to age twenty, they'd lose all resistance to it. So you built an army of teenage soldiers, thinking they'd be less susceptible to me?" Ragyo laughed. "Really? That is the silliest thing I've ever heard."

She then got behind her and then (*groaning*) started to slowly caress her daughter's, Satsuki Kiriyuin, lower backside.

"Your followers are now energy sources for the covers now, and the more they resist, the more nourishment they provide. Before long, even your little sister will be mine!"

"My sister… Ryuko Matoi…"

"Yes, and to think she is the baby I thought had died… all those years and years ago. So Ichiyro has deceived me about great many things." She said, seeming to have great joy watching her oldest daughter tremble with rage.

"Matoi and I… are sisters…"

Ragyo chuckled. "So Ichiyro faked his death, leaving you behind to mourn him. Then he changed his face and posture and assumed the name Isshi Matoi. He raised the baby who's death he faked in that rat hole mansion he has. And then he founded that ridiculous Nudist Beach organization and gave a Kamui to Ryuko."

She then laughed. "You didn't know any of that, did you? No, yet you believed him and you began plotting your rebellion, you're… 'noble cause'. It's so noble, it brings tears to my eyes."

"Please… as if a woman with Life Fibers for tear glands could cry…"

It was at that moment when… Ragyo spanked her. "Regardless, I'm still your mother. You shouldn't take my kindness for granted."

"Hmph… you are not kind…"

"Oh? Are you sure? How would you describe my sparing your life? I'd like to think I did it out of maternal kindness."

"It was anything but. You let me live because I'm more valuable that way. No more… no less." She said as Ragyo continued to molest her.

"Oh? How so?"

"Shinra Koketsu…"

"You know about that, eh?"

"It wasn't hard to figure out."

"Hmph… in that case, dear…" She continued to… you know…! THAT! "Let's get your blood boiling! That's it, seethe for me! The deeper your rage, the more useful you are to me!"

Aaaand the Mother of the Century award goes to… Ragyo Motherfucking Kiryuin!

Ragyo then looked at a cage in front of them, looking at Sabrina's family… and they were pretty much disgusted by what they were looking at.

Believe me; I'm also disgusted just looking at this.

"Comfortable?" She asked.

"Oh shut up!" Isaac growled. "Why the hell are you molesting your daughter anyway?!"

"Simple… they need their mother's love and they need to… behave." Ragyo smirked.

"If I could reach in my pocket, I'd throw you the 'World's Greatest Mother' trophy in your face… and then I'd take it back." Deadpool said. "Seriously, how in the world did you manage to kidnap ME too? I'm actually impressed!"

"You sure talk a lot." Nui said, sitting on top of their cage. "But in case you were wondering, we wanted to kidnap the little girls and that woman too, but good ol' Mephiles wanted to give Sabrina a challenge."

Riku glared at Ragyo continuing to molest her daughter.

Seriously, can someone gouge my eyes out?

"I swear, when my wife finds out about this…"

"She'll do what?" Ragyo asked. "There's not a thing she can do."

"My mom is quite… touchy if she discovers someone sexually abusing their kids." Isaac said. Believe me… it's not a pretty sight.

"I don't understand why you had to kidnap me." Mata Nui muttered.

"Oh? Sabrina can be scary?" Ragyo laughed. "Oh, don't make me laugh. Sabrina won't even lay a finger on me." She proudly said. "I'd love to see her try to take me on."

"If there's one thing you should know… is that you should never underestimate her!" Isaac said.

"I wouldn't bet on it!" Nui said, slapping Isaac on the cheek. "There's nothing your little ol' mommy can do. We'll wipe her out before she knows what's going on!"

"Mephiles… you bastard…" Yuno growled.

Sabrina… I hope you didn't forget that Summon Gem… Minene thought, as everyone was unaware that Deadpool was texting behind his back, very well aware that he might have misspelled a word or two.

I'm sure she'll get it. He thought and then hit 'send'.

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Back with Sabrina's group…

Sabrina's phone went off and she pulled it out. "…What the…?"

"What is it?" Ed asked.

"Saboona, Raffo Keegan is manifesting her dog park. You'll nude gap here right way. – Deadfool."

Somehow, Deadpool managed to screw up the entire text message… how does that even work is beyond me.

Sabrina looked at this and tilted her head. "I have… no idea what this says." She said. Deadpool… are you drunk or something?

"Wow, Deadpool's drunk… I have never seen a text message like this. Seriously, who's Raffo Keegan and what does it mean to 'manifest a dog park'?" Reimu wondered.

At that moment, the alarm went off, forcing them to get into the defensive as Nudist Beach decided to look at the screen, seeing a bunch of zombie-like… clothing? "Well, they found us." Tsumugu said.

"We'll hold them off as long as we can." Aikuro said in his DTR. "Hopefully, things work out." He said.

"That sounds weird coming from you. Doesn't exactly fire me up." Tsumugu said and spotted Sabrina's group coming over to them. "Come to help?"

"We always manage to help one way or another." Ed chuckled.

"Then let's go!" Aikuro said as he in his DTR took off while they waited for the Elite Four to come as well as Gamagori gave his sword to Sanageyama.

"Take it. Swords are more your specialty."

He took it from Gamagori. "Thanks man."

"Get frosty monkey, time to go!" Nonon grinned and then they spotted a scientist pushing in some sort of machine. His name was...Good, it's not here. Anyway, his name was-

SHIRO IORI

DAMMIT!

"Ugh, I thought I'd never finish."

"Does it really work?" Gamagori asked.

"Theoretically. Go ahead, try it out." He said.

"…Does he sound like Natsu or am I going insane?" Ed asked.

"I hear it too." Al replied.

Oh good, I'm not going insane. Sabrina thought.

"Who's Natsu?" Iori asked. "Oh, and if you other worlders are wondering if your friends are here, well…I found four of these in the lab." He said as they took a look as their eyes widened in shock.

"Yo, Ed my boy!"

"Ling?!" Ed exclaimed.

"Lan Fan! May!" Al exclaimed.

"Hello." Lan Fan greeted.

"Nice to see you again, Edward~!" May smiled.

"What is HE doing here?!" Mustang growled, glaring at Scar.

"Hmph, like it or not, I'm still alive." He said.

"Easy, Colonel… he's on our side now." Riza told him.

"That's 'fuhrer'!"

"You weren't even in office yet. It doesn't count." She said, which caused Mustang to look down in embarrassment again.

"Anyway. Let's go." Scar said as they nodded and took off… where they saw an army of COVERS.

"Cl-Clothing…?!" Coco exclaimed in horror as she had her gatling gun equipped. "I-I was expecting… H-Heartless or Grimm!"

"She still loves clothing?" Rose asked as she transformed into Fierce Deity Heart.

"What girl wouldn't?" Sabrina chuckled as she summoned both of her Keyblades.

"Coco, you might be out of your comfort zone here." Fox said.

"Gee, ya think?!"

They then heard Guts barking at a certain COVERs… well, his barking was just saying 'Guts!', but he was still barking. "Look, it's the Mankanshoku's dog!" Gamagori exclaimed. "Could it be?!" He asked. "This better work!" He said as he blocked a COVER's punch and then started to place it in the COVERs and it started to suck it in… and then on the other end of the device, a girl was spat out. "Mankanshoku!" He exclaimed.

"She's out!" Hoka and Iori exclaimed and they began explaining that the machine is used to extract humans out of the COVERS to add on to the human army while dismantling the COVERS army.

"BEHOLD! THE EMERGENCY RESCUE SUCTION DEVICE!" Gamagori yelled as the COVERS exploded behind him. "IN HEAVENS STEAD, I SMITE CLOTHING!"

It was at this moment that the girl-

MAKO MANKANSHOKU

...immediately recovered. "Wahoo! I'm saved!"

Gamagori was doing his best to look away from her. "Are you… alright…?"

"Yep, never felt better! Mako Mankanshoku has returned! …Wait, OH MY GOD, NO WAY! Are you the one that rescued me?!"

"Y-yes… I gave your little brother my word! Anyway… you better put this on…" Gamagori gave a nudist beach clothing to Mako… who she didn't realize she was naked until now, causing her to yelp in surprise.

"I'm in my birthday suit!" She exclaimed as she…struggled to put it on while getting somehow got tangled in the process.

"Well… now we know it works…" Nonon muttered. "So quit flirtin' with her and go rescue some more people." She teased.

Gamagori blushed. "I AM NOT FLIRTING WITH HER!" He yelled. "…We'll talk later." He said while Nonon was giving him a sly grin. "Get clear, Mankanshoku!"

"Okay!" Mako exclaimed before realizing something. "Wait, how'd I get back to Osaka? That's so weird…"

"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!"

"MAKO, YOU'RE OKAY!"

Near them, Matoro and Barazo were crying hysterically. "Dad! Matoro!"

Way behind them, Sabrina and the others sweatdropped. "This whole world is completely bonkers..." Sabrina muttered.

"It most certainly is." Zelda nodded and then noticed something in the corner of her eye. "Heads up, we got Heartless coming in!"

Sabrina turned her head. "And Nobodies as well… It seems as if they wanted to join the party."

"Heartless?" Coco aimed her minigun at them. "Now I can shoot THEM." She smirked.

"Alright, let's take them out! The rest of you take care of those clothing!" Sabrina ordered.

"You got it!" Aikuro exclaimed as they ran over to deal with the Heartless and Nobodies.

BGM: To Be King (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

Coco smirked and then began shooting them, immediately taking out some Dark Balls and Novashadows while Ed and Al clapped their hands together and formed a few pillars on the ground, knocking some Dusks and Samurai in the air where May launched some kunai at them and then Sabrina used Thundaga, then Fierce Deity Heart flew up with Skull Grinder Heart and slashed through them.

They then noticed a Bully Dog coming for them but Mustang snapped his fingers and the Bully Dog was consumed in an explosion as Scar ran over and punched it while Velvet used her semblance and Thor's Mjolnir appeared. "Time to use this." She grinned and then twirled it around before throwing it, taking care of several Heartless and Nobodies as it returned and aimed it up in the sky as lightning came down and destroyed several of them before Mjolnir disappeared.

"She took a picture of Mjolnir?" Sabrina asked.

"Who knew?" Reimu shrugged as she fired Danmaku as an Avalanche snuck up behind her but Luxord had her back and threw cards to send it away and then Ling and Lan Fan jumped in the air and slashed it down where Fox punched it to destroy it, then Yatsuhashi and Impa slashed through several Heartless and Nobodies.

It was then that a few Berserkers and Wyverns showed up and went over, but then they got quickly destroyed by Skull Grinder Heart's screaming and then Sabrina destroyed a Creeper with a Dark Firaga spell.

Mario and Luigi hammered away several Mega Shadows coming for them, and then they absorbed the Fire Flowers and launched fireballs at a Neoshadow where Zelda aimed a Light Arrow at a Novashadow and fired it.

It was at this moment that they heard growling and then noticed the Grimm coming in. "What the hell are those?" Mustang asked.

"Grimm. Let's just say they're nastier than the Heartless." Velvet said, quickly snapping a picture of Zelda's Light Bow and then summoning it, firing it at a King Taijtu to quickly destroy it, which amazed Zelda and then Lord Beerus and Whis quickly took care of a few Beowolves.

It came to the point that they were quickly surrounded by Heartless, Nobodies and Grimm, as they proceeded to destroy them effortlessly… but eventually, they grew tired… and more kept coming.

"Agh… come on, enough already!" Sabrina growled.

"At this rate, we'll be exhausted…" Impa growled. "Still, we have to give it everything we have."

"I know, but this is getting ridiculous!" Ed complained… and then suddenly, an Ursa Major was thrown to a Deathstalker to get rid of them. "What the hell?!"

"Who are you?" Coco asked, turning her head.

End BGM

"I'm either a house wife or an Alchemist. Take your pick."

That voice… Ed thought as they turned… and not only did they see Izumi, but they also saw Sig, Olivier and the man himself, Armstrong.

"It's good to see that some of us survived from our world's destruction." Olivier said.

"O-Oh my…" Sabrina said as her eyes widened, her breathing quickened… and she was about to let out a fangirl scream.

"Stand back, young ones. You are about to witness that these monsters will not survive long… FOR THEY HAVE NOT SEEN THESE MUSCLES THAT HAVE BEEN IN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!"

BGM: Amestris Military March (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

"Let's go." Olivier said as the four of them ran together and quickly made work on the Heartless, Nobodies and Grimm… while Sabrina was letting out a fangirl scream, forcing everyone else to cover their ears.

Armstrong quickly put an Ursa Major in a headlock and slammed it into the ground while Sig jumped up and landed on the chest elbow first, which knocked it out and then Olivier killed it while Izumi quickly got rid of the Heartless and Nobodies.

"WITNESS THE POWER OF THESE MUSCLES, VILE CREATURES!" Armstrong yelled as he and Sig pulled back their fists and punched a hole through a Beowolf and then kicked it away to a Deathstalker… which immediately got destroyed by those two manly men.

Olivier ran through and slashed through several Nobodies with ease, and even a Sorcerer had difficulty with her as Izumi was distracting it before she proceeded to send a Beowolf flying… and then jumped away from when a King Taijitu tried to snap at her, but Armstrong and Sig grabbed a hold of its tail, and together, they swung it around until they let go, as it was flown into the air and they saw a star shining in the sky.

Eventually, all that remained was a Tailbunker as it tried to flee but Izumi grabbed a hold of its tail. "Going somewhere?" Izumi asked and pulled it away where it got stabbed by Olivier and then pummeled by Armstrong and Sig, as it was destroyed and there was nothing left.

End BGM

"…You got it out of your system, Miss Fangirl?" Reimu asked.

"Oh yes, I did." Sabrina chuckled.

"Good… now could you scream at a lower level? You made my ears bleed!" Ed exclaimed. "You're louder than Winry!"

"Excuse me?!" Winry exclaimed in offense.

"Now… let's teach those piles of clothing a thing or two!" Olivier declared as everyone, excluding Coco, got ready… Until they decided to play some music that really hurt their ears as they covered them.

"A-agh…! What are they doing…?!" Sanageyama asked.

"They're killing my ears, that's what!" Aikuro said.

"They could use a couple lessons…!" Nonon groaned.

"AAAAAGH! IF I HEAR THIS MUSIC ANYMORE, I'M GONNA LOSE IT!" Ed yelled.

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Al yelled.

"These pieces of clothing… are pissing me off…!" Lord Beerus growled.

---

Inside…

"What's that noise…?!" Senketsu asked as Ryuko was growling in her sleep, trying to block out the noise… until she awoke… and there was a loud explosion that caught their attention as they saw a lone figure in the fire.

"Oh my god…" Nonon said.

"It's Ryuko!" Aikuro exclaimed.

"Ryuko!" Mako exclaimed.

Yes, Ryuko has arrived… but she was wearing a blanket (I think) around her and had her scissor blade in her hand… and she was pissed.

"I'm sick of that shit… you bastards are playin'!" She equipped her scissor blade, and with one slash, she quickly went through all of them. "SHUT UP!" She yelled as various people came out of the COVERS… and they exploded in front of her.

"What the hell…?!" Ed exclaimed.

"With one slash, she destroyed all of them?!" Fierce Deity Heart exclaimed.

"Just who IS she?!" Sabrina asked.

"Did you see that? She got everyone out!" Nonon exclaimed as Gamagori looked at his device in surprise.

Some of the smoke cleared and Senketsu happily came up to her. "Ryuko! You're awake!" He exclaimed.

"…Get away from me!" Ryuko ordered, surprising Senketsu. "I'm done with you…" She gave him an angry glare. "I'll never wear you again."

Senketsu couldn't believe his ears… well… if clothing had ears. "R-Ryuko…!"

Ryuko continued to glare at him. "Just looking at you pisses me off. 'Cause I'm the same as you! I'm not human… I never was… I'M A GOD DAMN LIFE FIBER MONSTER!" She screamed, as everyone looked at her in shock.

Hallelujah!

Introduuuuciiiiing, Mako's Hallelujah moments!

Aaaand… cue the random poses!

BGM: Minicar

"What are you saying, Ryuko?! Senketsu is your bestest friend in the whole world! The Ryuko I know would never say something so horrible!"

Somehow, she… pulled out a microphone in thin air.

…Whatever, it's Mako, don't question it.

"She wouldn't! She wouldn't! She wouldn't!"

The spotlight disappeared… aaaand then she was right on top of Ryuko with the spotlight again. "That's not the Ryuko I know! It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not!"

End BGM

…This girl's insane! Sabrina thought.

Ryuko looked away. "Then you don't know me." Mako gasped. "Everything about me was a big fat lie… I ain't even human. I can't even die… I'm a god damn monster… just like Ragyo!"

"You're not…"

"Aww! Someone's having a bad day today!" A voice caught their attention as they turned to see Nui… well, it was a paper clone, but it was Nui nonetheless.

BGM: Nui Harime's Theme (Kill la Kill)

Who's that? Sabrina wondered.

"Nui Harime!" Ryuko growled.

Nui?! Sabrina thought and then clenched her fists, anger was seen in her eyes while Nui giggled.

"Don't you think you're getting all grumpy wubbly at the wrong person~?" Nui asked.

"Bite me!"

"Honestly, whatever happened to getting revenge for your daddy? Don't get mad at everyone else and ignore little ol' me!" She said, leaping over and being behind Mako and Ryuko. "I killed him, so come after me! Come on, come on! After all, I drug that blue headed otaku here after I kidnapped her family!" She said, looking at Sabrina and playfully sticking her tongue out at her.

"You little tramp…!" Sabrina growled, as there was an angry aura that surrounded her… which worried everyone while also being seen from a certain someone in the air.

"Wait a minute… Wendy, do you see that aura?"

"I sure do!" She nodded and then her eyes widened "Carla… it's Sabrina!"

"Sabrina's here? Why would she be in this hell hole?"

"One way to find out… let's go tell the others!"

"Right!"

They flew off… right when Nui uttered the words "Pretty please?"… and then she got cut to shreds by an angry Ryuko.

Nui then giggled… and she was replaced by Ragyo.

"What nimble reflexes you have, daughter dear!"

"I AIN'T YOUR DAUGHTER!"

"I understand your confusion, but it's not my fault! Blame it on Soichiro… oh, pardon me…Isshin!" She grinned while another paper Nui was happily flying around… and making faces at Sabrina which added fuel to the aura. "It was his idea to hide the truth from the both of us and you can see how foolish that plan was! But what's most despicable is that he used you like a pawn. As your mother, I can sympathize with how angry you must be feeling ri-"

Ryuko interrupted her by giving her a haircut… by taking a liiiitle bit off the top of her forehead while she was at it, but unfortunately, she repaired herself. "For the last time… YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!"

Ragyo laughed. "Magnificent!" She said, dodging her attacks. "Now that's determination!" Slash, destroy, regenerate, repeat. "Looking at you, my heart sings! More than it ever did for that failure of a sister of yours!"

Gamagori, from afar, slammed the device on the ground. "ENOUGH! I WILL NOT STAND BY AND LET YOU MOCK LADY SATSUKI!"

Ragyo, hearing this, lunged directly at them, her face right in front of their faces. "NOW WHY ON EARTH WOULD I GIVE ANY PRAISE TO THE DAUGHTER WHO STABBED ME IN THE BACK?" She yelled. "HMM?" She smirked before heading back to Ryuko. "You don't resent your mother, don't you dear? You don't really hate me."

"All I want to do is kill you…" Ryuko growled.

Ragyo smirked. "If that's really what you want, come to Hinnouji Academy and we can put this mother/daughter feud to rest!"

"Oh, I'll be coming for you alright… you can count on it!"

Nui appeared next to Ragyo. "Adieu, mon ami! We'll see ya when we see ya!"

Ragyo then glanced at Sabrina and her group, as she then chuckled. "Don't worry… we'll take good care of your family once you're no more."

Sabrina clenched her fists. "I swear… if you touch them…"

"Oh dear me! I didn't know we had a mama bear here! I guess that would've been good to know since I may or may not have did something to that silly brown haired boy with the weird eyes!" Nui grinned.

"Silly brown hai-…" Sabrina let out a deep growl. "What did you do to Isaac…"

"Oh, that's his name? Well, I might have… slapped him silly!"

"You WHAT?!"

"Your family is pretty worthless if you ask me… especially you." Ragyo said, smiling at the seething Sabrina, while everyone else was getting concerned about her. "But no worries, we'll take good care of them." She chuckled. "…Kill them, but don't touch Ryuko." She ordered as they disappeared, and then, more Heartless arrived.

End BGM

"Mama mia, more of them!" Mario exclaimed.

"Give me a break!" Ed exclaimed.

"We just gotta keep fighting!" Fierce Deity Heart exclaimed as they all got ready, as they then noticed a Darkside appearing in front of them, as they all got ready to fight.

That is… until a sword impaled the back of Darkside's head and landed in front of them as Darkside disappeared… and then…

"OPEN! GATE OF THE GOLDEN BULL! TAURUS!"

"MOOOO!"

At that moment, several Pink Concertos were destroyed.

"Glad we got here just in time."

"Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes!" Ed grinned.

BGM: Titania Dances (Fairy Tail 2014)

They looked ahead and saw Erza, Lucy in her Taurus Dress, Wendy, Carla, Juvia, Cana, Levy, Bisca, Asuka, Evergreen, Mirajane, Lisanna and Laki.

And behind them, were Yukino, Minerva, Meredy and Angel.

The Heartless turned their attention to the Fairy Tail girls as they ran over to deal with them, but Bisca put Asuka down and shot a few Aerial Soldiers. "Water Slicer!" Juvia exclaimed.

"SKY DRAGON'S WING ATTACK!"

Lucy ran over to a Soldier and kicked it up in the air and Carla, in her human form, kicked it down and then Cana used Prayers Fountain on several of them as a few Shadow Heartless managed to sneak past them and get to the other women, but Yukino and Minerva kicked the Shadow Heartless away where Angel and Meredy got rid of them.

"Solid Script: Bullets!"

"You Heartless need to know your place!" Evergreen said, taking her glasses off and petrifying a spinning Soldier and then Lisanna and Mirajane destroyed it.

"I'll finish them off!" Laki exclaimed. "Wood-Make: The Dam of Shy Love!"

"…The dam of what?" Mustang asked, as a question mark appeared above his forehead while the rest of the Heartless were destroyed.

"There's nothing shy about that!" Zelda exclaimed.

End BGM

"How'd you guys find us?" Impa asked.

"We saw a huge aura." Wendy said. "Carla and I were in the air when we spotted Sabrina."

"She obviously looked distressed." Carla said.

"My whole family has been kidnapped…" Sabrina growled. "And those two hags just love TO RUB IT IN!" She yelled, violently throwing her Keyblade away… and striking a stray Shadow Heartless that attempted to flee, and then the Keyblade got stuck in a pile of rubble.

"Whoa, take it easy!" Levy exclaimed.

"How can I take it easy?!" Sabrina shouted. "Ragyo and Nui are holding my family hostage and they're just making things worse by bragging about it IN FRONT OF ME! How can I be calm about this?!"

Erza sighed and walked over to Sabrina. "You have to remain calm." She said, gently placing her hands on her shoulders. "We'll get your family back; you don't need to be so agitated."

Sabrina looked away, a bit saddened. "I'm sorry… I'm just… really worried about them."

"I can understand that." Erza said as she then hugged her. "There's no need to be upset… they're just doing this to make you angry. You need to be calm about this. After all, you still have your two daughters with you."

Sabrina smiled, looking at her daughters as they both smiled back. "Yeah… you're right. Not all of them were kidnapped." She said as she walked over to them and hugged the two.

Ryuko, not even caring, started to walk away. "Ryuko, wait!" Aikuro tried to stop her.

"What do you want?"

"You're walking right into their trap! Cool down before you do something stupid."

"…Quit acting like you're still my teacher!" She shouted and then suddenly slashed the DTR in half, surprising everyone as Aikuro fell to the ground while Ryuko aimed her Scissor Blade at him. "This is all your fault from the start! You knew everything but you played it cool!"

Tears were forming in the corners of her eyes. "Sitting back, laughing at me, laughing at the freak!"

Aikuro stood back up. "You know that's not true!" He said as there was a glow coming from his… belt.

"AAAAH! HE'S BOLDER THAN GRAY!" Juvia screamed.

"HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF PANTS?!" Lucy screamed.

"Oh my…!" Yukino exclaimed, covering her eyes.

"…You don't see that every day." Minerva said as Angel and Meredy seemed to agree.

"I know what I know!" Ryuko said, ignoring them. "And I'm sick of your bullshit!"

She raised her Scissor Blade up in the air to kill him, but Tsumugu got in the way, aiming his gun at her. "Looks like humans and clothes can't get along after all."

"I wasn't human to begin with, so you can take your little sayings and shove 'em! If anyone gets in my way again, THEY'RE GONNA GET SMASHED!" She yelled, slashing the thin air of her Scissor Blade… and scarily enough, two buildings started to collapse right behind them.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Carla yelled while Wendy fainted. "Wendy, no! Stay with me!"

"WHAT KIND OF GIRL IS SHE?!" Evergreen and Laki yelled.

"She cut through the buildings with a single blow!" Gamagori pointed out the obvious.

"I'm sensing some serious hate…" Sanageyama said.

"Ryuko!" Senketsu tried to calm her.

"Deal with it! This is who I am! You can take your Goku uniforms whenever you want, but I have to spend the rest of my life with these Life Fibers in me! You all think Senketsu is some kind of weapon made to kill his own king, BUT HE ISN'T!" She stabbed the blade into the ground and started to cry. "I am…"

BGM: Roxas (Kingdom Hearts II)

"That's not true…" Senketsu tried to say.

Ryuko turned to him. "I get pissed off just by looking at you, you know that?! Cause you remind me how stupid I've been!"

"…Ryuko…"

"…Don't cling to me anymore…" Ryuko walked away. "We're through…"

"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Mako yelled as she was suddenly behind Senketsu and picked him up, then lunged to the angry Ryuko. "Senketsu is your bestest friend, so who else would he cling to?! He's gonna stick to you like some sort of cheap sweater that's so full of static electricity that you can't pull it off without getting-" Zap. "Waaah! I got electrocuted!"

Ryuko said nothing, but she walked away from all of them. "Don't do this…" Aikuro said, but Tsumugu stopped him and they all watched her walk away as she grabbed a hold of a motorcycle and took off.

End BGM

---

Later…

Soon, everyone was at the computer room where Hoka was currently at. "Hmm, no sign of COVERs reinforcements yet." Hoka said.

"Yeah, probably because they were after Matoi." Tsumugu said.

"If I'd know what she was sooner, I could've done something…" Aikuro muttered.

"Yeah right." Nonon muttered. "She still woulda flipped out."

"Either way, we lost Matoi as an asset." Gamagori said. "All we can do right now is try and figure out how we're going to get through this without her. There's no time for Kuda Shura."

"You kids are really level-headed." Aikuro said. "Pretty rare for high schoolers."

"Well, we were trained by Lady Satsuki, there's no way we'd let this get us down." Nonon said.

"I wonder what they're up to, luring Matoi to Honnouji's Academy like that?" Hoka wondered.

"Hey, if Matoi can kick Ragyo and Nui's asses, it'd save us a lot of trouble." Sanageyama said.

"It won't be that easy. We're talking about Ragyo Kiriyuin here." Gamagori said.

"Buzzkill…" Nonon muttered.

"Ryuko is suffering…" Senketsu quietly said, but no one heard him. "She's scared and confused, and she's lashing out because she's in pain. She can't do this on her own…. I have to go help her… oh, why am I speaking? No one hears me."

Mako bent down. "You want to go after Ryuko too, don't ya?"

Senketsu gasped and looked at her in surprise. "You do, don't ya?" She asked.

Senketsu teared up. "I can't believe it… you can hear me!" He exclaimed as he lept into her arms and cried for joy.

"Aww, it's okay!"

"Uh, can you hear what Senketsu is saying?!" Aikuro asked in surprise.

"Nope!" Mako smiled.

"Ugh…" Senketsu's arms went limp. "I knew it…"

"I know just how he's feeling though. I feel the same way he does about it!"

"Yes, well… I suppose we all have to go after Matoi now…" Hoka spoke up as his computer screen showed COVERs all over Honnouji Academy.

"What do you mean?" Gamagori asked.

"I finally hacked into the academy's system."

A few screens showed that they were building… something. "They building something?" Aikuro wondered.

"Seems like it… but that's not what I wanted to show you." Hoka said, as they saw a cage with Satsuki in there.

"Lady Satsuki!" Gamagori exclaimed in surprise… while denting the ceiling in the process.

"Wha? Lady Satsuki? SHE'S ALIVE?!" Sanageyama asked.

"Oh thank god…" Nonon said in relief.

"Avert your eyes! Don't look at her!" He said, covering up some of the screen.

"My Shingontu doesn't work with monitors! What do you see? Tell me!"

"They've got her chained up…naked."

"N-Naked?! In chains?! The hell does THAT mean?!"

"IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS!" Gamagori yelled.

"Wait, that cage in front of Satsuki's!" Sabrina exclaimed, getting in front. "Can you zoom in on that?"

"I can try." Hoka said as he did, and as they did, they saw Sabrina's family in the cage.

"That's them!" Sabrina exclaimed as they took a look.

"Who's the blocky guy?" Cana asked, looking at Mata Nui.

"Wait, how did they manage to kidnap Deadpool?" Mirajane wondered.

"I don't know either… but at least I know they're safe…" Sabrina sighed with relief. Hang on guys, I'm coming…

"Big bro…" Rose whispered.

"We'll get them back." Maria Jr. smiled.

"Hey Levy, are you done translating that text that Deadpool sent Sabrina?" Cana asked.

"This message is so sloppy, it's taking longer than I thought…" Levy muttered as she had the glasses on.

"Wait, what's that noise?" Wendy asked.

"That's what I'm going to find out." Hoka said, adjusting the volume as they noticed that Satsuki was rubbing her big toe on the ground… and basically sharpening her toenail to boot, and the Elite Four realized what this meant.

"You hear that? She's sharpening the fangs for rebellion." Sanageyama smirked.

"Or in this case, a toenail." Hoka said.

BGM: Departure to the Front Lines (Naruto Shippuden)

"She's alive!" Satsuki's butler exclaimed.

"Geez, we almost didn't hear her because of the yappin'!" Nonon said. "Next time, try shutting your mouths and opening your ears."

"Yeah well, are we all ready to determine our next move?" Gamagori asked proudly.

"If it's breaking Lady Satsuki out, then yup!" Sanageyama grinned. "It's Laundry Day at Honnouji!"

Everyone stared at him as if that the dumbest thing he said. "Gee, thanks for warning us you were going to say it…" Hoka muttered.

"Huh?"

"Oh, don't even! We agreed when the time came, we'd say it together, but noooo, you had to go and hog that line all to yourself, didn't ya?" Nonon asked in annoyance.

"Ah boy, if you guys are that rarin' to go, then so am I." Aikuro said. "Except… I'm going full on naked." He said and started to strip that belt of his, which caused a lot of them to scream.

"Kill me now…" Nonon groaned.

Levy was still focused on deciphering the text message that she didn't notice what Aikuro said. Wait… no…! She thought in horror, horrified to what Deadpool sent.

"Since we can't count on Ryuko anymore, Satsuki Kiriyuin is humanity's only hope for survival. To rescue her, we need every asset that Nudist Beach has, including our ultimate weapon."

Tsumugu's eyes widened. "Wait, are you talking about the Naked Sol?!"

"Naked what?" Everyone else asked.

"You better grab on to somethin', because we're about to play our Trump Card!" He exclaimed, slamming his fist into the wheel.

End BGM

Levy grabbed a random piece of paper and wrote down what she learned. "Sabrina, you might want to take a look at this!"

"What is it? Did you figure it out?" Sabrina walked over.

"Yeah and… it's not… pretty." Levy said as she handed her the paper while sneaking the phone back in her pocket.

"Let's see…" Sabrina read it and her eyes widened. "You have got to be… ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" She yelled, her eyes burning with fire.

"Let me take a look." Ed said as he yanked it out of her hands and then read it as everyone else gathered… and was pretty much horrified what they read.

"Sabrina, Ragyo Kiriyuin is molesting her daughter, Satsuki. You need to get here right away if you can. – Deadpool."

"WHAT KIND OF A MOTHER IS SHE?!" Ed yelled.

"IF SHE MOLESTS SATSUKI, DO YOU THINK SHE'LL MOLEST RYUKO TOO?!" Al yelled.

"Oh good god…" Reimu's eyes widened and looked at Sabrina… who was pretty much angry.

"I'M GOING TO TEAR HER INTO PIECES WHEN I'M DONE WITH NUI!" She screamed.

"Way to make things worse, you guys!" Winry shouted.

"I completely forgot that she's quite testy if she finds out someone sexually abuses their kids." Lucy sweatdroped.

"I'm glad Riku is always with her to calm her down… but since Riku isn't here…" Cana paled up just thinking about it. "Oh god…"

"This is gonna be bloody." Laki said. "I wonder what that'll be like?"

"I have no idea…" Bisca sighed.

"I wonder if daddy's here?" Asuka wondered while the Naked Sol emerged out in the open of the city.

"Your secret base is a ship?!" Gamagori asked.

"Yeah, and we burnt every last cent at the Takurada Syndicate's money to make it. This is Nudist Beach's ultimate weapon, the Naked Sol!"

As the ship was finishing out being epic, the whole room opened as they were completely outside. "Whoa! This ship rocks!" Winry exclaimed.

"This… is one hell of a battleship." Meredy said as Angel agreed as everyone was looking around, as this epic ship seemed to snap Sabrina out of her anger, as even she was amazed by it.

"Mako!" A voice called out to her as she turned to see her family.

"Dad! Mom!" Mako happily exclaimed as they happily reunited.

"Ugh, you're kidding…" Aikuro groaned.

"Oh hey, we're coming too!" Barazo exclaimed. "Yeah, can't let you sail without a doc on board!"

"And since you're going to Honno Town, I thought I'd pick up a fresh bottle of cooking oil for myself!" Sukuya said.

"I just wanna see the chick fight!" Matoro admitted with a grin.

"Guts! Guts!"

"Let's go fight the bad guys together!" Mako declared.

"Oh goody, no wonder the Slacker decided to invite herself along…" Nonon unenthusiastically said.

"Don't even fight it." Gamagori told her. "Mankanshoku has the best selective hearing of anyone I know. No one can pull out her mental earplugs. Not even you."

"I could throw them overboard."

"No, they can stay. We need the extra help, right?" Sanageyama said.

"Oh! Speaking of extra help!" Barazo exclaimed. "We ran into these lovely ladies before we got on the ship!" He said as they made way for a few certain girls in front of them.

"Hello." A pink haired girl waved.

That girl looks…familiar… Sabrina thought.

"What are their names?" Lucy asked.

"Let's see… what are their names again… Medusa or something or other?" Barazo wondered.

"I'm Madoka Kaneme."

"I'm Sayaka Miki!"

"Mami Tomoe, glad to be of assistance to you."

"Sup? The name's Kyoko Sakura."

"Nagisa Momoe!"

…Oh right, Puella Magi Madoka Magica. I think I left it on episode 3…it was real boring. Sabrina thought.

"Wait, you're not fangirling?" Lucy asked.

"…Why should I? I didn't watch all of the anime to even let out a single peep."

"Are my ears deceiving me or did she just say what I think she just said?" Reimu asked.

"No, I heard it too." Wendy said, completely surprised.

"It was a real boring show." Sabrina said...and I'm currently holding Deadpool from trying to thrash Sabrina. Turns out he loves the anime.

"How did you get here anyway?" Aikuro asked.

"It was the strangest thing. We were minding our own business in our world when we suddenly heard a voice and we were suddenly transported to here." Mami said.

"Was your world destroyed?" Ed asked.

"Nooo…? I don't recall anything blowing up." Kyoko said.

"I wonder if Homura is alright?" Madoka wondered in worry. "I hope we find her."

I dunno… something about Homura is rubbing me the wrong way. Sayaka thought. What did she do… I can't remember… She thought and then something flashed within her mind. What was that? …Could it be that… no… I think I'm going crazy.

"Well, let's set sail to Honnouji Academy!" Aikuro exclaimed.

---

With the Malevolent Seven

"So you all took them there?" Sailor Chaos asked.

"I didn't think they'd be in all in one area." Unicron admitted.

"There's something I don't get. You sent them away out of Homura's perfect world… but they don't have any of their powers with them." Sailor Chaos pointed out.

Unicron chuckled. "Oh, don't they? Not only did I sent them out of Homura's world… I may or may not have tampered with her… perfection and their memories are slowly returning, same with their powers."

"You sneaky son of a bitch." Sailor Chaos smirked. "I like it!"

"Wouldn't Homura be suspicious?" Black Doom asked.

"I've made my calculations, I already knew she'd be suspicious of us the moment we recruited her. She'll still be suspicious of us, but I've snuck in a little something. You see, I made it so that she can't accuse us of anything. She'll blame the Heroes."

"Clever." Demigra chuckled. "Clever indeed." He said as they all laughed evilly. "You're keeping her on a tight leash!"

"Indeed, I am."

---

With Ryuko…

"RAGYO! NUI!" Ryuko yelled as there were several explosions behind her. "HERE I AM! COME OUT AND FACE ME! OR ARE YOU CHICKEN?!"

Suddenly, there was cheerful clapping. "Bravo! My heart's all a flutter!" Nui exclaimed.

BGM: Nui Harime's theme

"You're so brave and cool! Like a punk rock goddess! Did you do something with your hair?"

"Shut your pie hole! I'm here to kill you and Ragyo, so let's get it on already!"

"I don't see what killing Lady Ragyo and me would do. It's not like you can go back to the way things were, y'know."

"It'll shut you up for good, though!"

Nui smirked and then Ryuko revved up the motorcycle and took off, then launched off of it and jumped off, but Nui brought out a purple Scissor Blade and blocked her attacks, as Ryuko kept attacking and Nui happily kept blocking, and this went on for a while. "Oh my! You're fast, fast, fast!" She said… while taking out several COVERS in the process.

---

Above…

Ragyo saw this with a grin. "What rascals." She said and then turned her head to see a missile coming for her, so… she just moved her head a little and the missile exploded behind her, seeing a helicopter above.

"Here comes the pain!" Tsumugu exclaimed, as Nonon, Sanageyama and Gamagori was with him too… and how the helicopter can hold the giant that is Gamagori is beyond me.

"Anime logic!"

…Thanks, Deadpool.

Anyway, the helicopter shot all the missiles and caused tons of explosions, and at the Naked Sol, a certain computer guy was happy.

"All missiles fired! All of them direct hits!" Hoka exclaimed.

"Too bad she's not the kind of person the missiles have an effect on." Aikuro said.

"Yeah, I know…" He said, looking at the screen to see… that she just shrugged them off. "Ugh, isn't it annoying that she can just shrug them off like that?"

---

Ragyo…

"Hmph, what horrible mechanical designers you have." She taunted. "Oh well, have fun when you can." She said as more missiles came, but the COVERS… uh… covered her.

---

Satsuki…

Satsuki felt the explosions in her room. "It seems my ride is here…" She said and then cut the chain and proceeded to get out, and then looked at an empty cage in front of her. "It's a shame that those two decided to move the entire family to a different location in the academy." She muttered. "Still, I'm sure they'll be alright." She said and took off, cutting down any COVERS with just her toenail… and that toenail is quite sharp.

Satsuki then chuckled. "My false toenail is made from the same material as Bakuzan!" She said, cutting down any COVERS in the way.

---

Ryuko…

Ryuko let out a war cry and slashed Nui. "I know how lost you feel now, really I do!" Nui said. "All this time, thinking you were human, just to find out you owe your existence to the Life Fibers you were trying to kill? We're your friends, your enemies… you think you're all alone… you feel like there's no one else around that really understands you!"

"Are you going to fight me or talk my ears off?!"

"You don't have to suffer anymore, you don't have to be alone anymore! Because now you have me! I'm the only one in the entire world who understands you!"

"You don't know a damn thing about me!" She slashed her and Nui jumped away, but Ryuko grabbed her cloth and threw it at her. "So SHUT… UP!" She yelled, grabbing a hold of her and yanking her close. "And die like a good little girl!" She exclaimed and impaled her.

Nui screamed in agony and coughed out blood and falling limp… "Just kidding!" She happily grinned as Ryuko's eyes widened and jumped away. "Want to see something neat?" She pulled something out of her chest… and it was her heart. "Lookie, it's my heart! See how the Life Fibers sparkle when it beats? Isn't it the prettiest thing ever?"

"…No way…!"

"Yes way! I'm exactly the same way as you! Well, not exactly exactly, the only difference is that you grew inside Lady Ragyo's belly! Me? I was conceived artificially, in a womb made of life fibers! Pretty rad, huh?" She asked as she let go of her heart… and it went back inside her and her body repaired itself. "In a way, it kinda makes us soul sisters!"

"Yeah, like hell! Last think I need is a freakin' relative!"

"You can't fight the threads of destiny, sweetie!"

"Destiny, my ass!" She growled as she tried to slash her again, but then suddenly, a glow of light shone brightly in the sky as she turned to see a white uniform similar to Senketsu, but there was no mouth. "It's… Junketsu!"

And then she was suddenly restrained and her cloth ripped off and Ragyo approached her. "The Gong Geturei has tailored a special gift just for you, my dear!"

"Ragyo, you bitch…! What'd you do… to… me…?!"

"Actually, I took your measurements when we were fighting and shot you full of tacking needles." Nui explained.

"You are my darling daughter after all!" Ragyo said. "Wearing a half-finished rag like Senketsu simply won't do! Your clothes must be first rate!"

"Stop… it…!" Ryuko tried to fight it, but it was no use.

"In my humble opinion, Kamui Junketsu is much more your style!"

End BGM

---

Satsuki…

"That's… Junketsu!" She exclaimed and then stopped running, realizing what's going on. "Matoi… so that's Ragyo's plan…" She took off a different way. "How can I plan to stop her when I'm like this?!"

She opened a door and saw that she was surrounded by COVERS, as her eye twitched a little. "The mass produced trash never ends…" She growled.

She then heard a helicopter as she looked above… and then Gamagori leapt out of the helicopter and landed in front of her, cutting her cuffs in the process to free her, then Sanageyama and Nonon appeared.

"Mi'lady!" Sanageyama greeted.

"Don't catch cold, put this on!" Nonon requested, handing her cloth.

"We're sorry for the delay." Gamagori apologized.

"Not at all. Your timing is perfect as always." Satsuki said and then they got the hell out of there.

---

Ryuko…

Junketsu was strapped on to Ryuko and she was desperate to fight it. "Don't fight. Open your heart to Junketsu… go on!" Ragyo requested as her hand was daaaangerously close to her crotch. Believe me, I'm just as disgusted as you are…

"GET… IT… OOOOOOFF!" Ryuko screamed, but unfortunately… false memories were implanted in her mind.

"The bliss you feel when you're worn by clothing? That's what happiness is! Now do you understand?"

"Oh yes mother, I do!"

Tears were flowing through her eyes… she was Ragyo's now.

---

Naked Sol…

"Interesting, so this is the Nudist Beach Flagship." Satsuki mused. "I see the Takurada's ship building skills to good use."

"Uh, Lady Satsuki, if you please." Gamagori requested as she sat down on a seat and tea was poured from her.

"I do apologize for the crude apologies, miss." Her butler apologized.

"If it means I'll have more of your tea, I'll put up with it."

"Well, now that we got you home safe and sound, we should hightail it out of here before we're spotted." Aikuro advised.

WHAT?! Sabrina thought.

"You feel like heading back to Osaka?"

"We're not leaving any time soon. I have a feeling an old friend is about to pay us a visit." Satsuki said.

Hoka took a look. "She's right! Looks like there's a bogey headed straight for us!"

They all looked around, being prepared for what was about to come, and then in the corner of Erza's eye, she saw something heading straight for them. "Above us!" She exclaimed as they looked to see what was coming and they quickly jumped back, and held on to something for dear life when the bogey landed.

The smoke cleared, and it was revealed to be Ryuko wearing Junketsu. "Now that I got your attention, it's time to bust some heads!" She declared.

"There she is… a worst case scenario." Aikuro muttered.

"Guys? If we don't want to be sunk by a high school girl… we better do something fast!" Hoka said as Ryuko laughed maniacally and created a tornado… and sunk a few helicopters in the process, much to Aikuro's dismay.

"That does it…" Tsumugu said and walked away.

"Wait! You'll die." Aikuro told him.

"Not in my customized DTR, I won't."

"But it hasn't been tested yet!"

"Yeah, but at least mine's got tougher armor than yours. It's our only shot!" He said and off he went, going into his DTR.

"…Is it bad that I want to check out that DTR of his when he's done with that?" Rose asked, having her wrench out.

"In a time like this, yes it is." Sabrina said.

"Oh. My. God! Why is Ryuko wearing Junketsu?" Mako asked.

"She what?!" Senketsu exclaimed in shock. "She can't go around wearing other Kamuis!"

"I'm coming in." Satsuki's voice said, having her swords ready as Mako looked in while everyone else struggled to get their heads out the window.

"Lady Satsuki!" Mako exclaimed.

---

Back outside…

"Gah!" Tsumugu exclaimed as he was already taken down.

"You bastard…!" Ed growled as he and Al clapped their hands together.

"No, stay back!" Aikuro shouted. "She's far too dangerous!"

"Then what are we supposed to do, hang back?!" Sabrina asked.

"It seems we have no choice…" Erza growled, as her eyes read that even she wanted to pick a fight with Ryuko.

"Look at Mr. Mohawk, driving with his ass hangin' out!" Ryuko taunted and readied her blade. "Time to die!" She smirked, and then something flashed in the corner of her eye as she turned around and saw Satsuki coming out wearing Senketsu.

"All of you stay back. I'll take on Ryuko." Satsuki ordered.

"Well, look what we got here!" Ryuko exclaimed. "Teaming up against me, huh? You just made my day!"

"I know how much you must hate me, but right now… you and I are the only ones who can stop her. Lend me your strength… Senketsu!"

---

Meanwhile…

A portal opened up in the sky, and Homura flew out. "Where are you…" She wondered, looking around for the Heroes of Light. She had to find them before they find her friends.

---

With Nui…

"Golly, she sure moved fast!" Nui smiled. "Oh well, what are you gonna do?" She asked, as she was happily standing on a cage.

"You seem awfully chipper..." Isaac said.

Nui giggled. "I'll probably just destroy them in the end!"

"Yeah well, you're going to get destroyed too." Riku said.

"Is that so?" She walked over to Riku. "Just tell me something… how much of a good kisser are you?" She asked.

"Where are you going with this?" Riku asked, sounding worried as Nui noticing something sticking out of Riku's pocket and pulled it out.

"This can take pictures, right?" She asked, but he didn't answer. "I'll take that as a yes!"

"…I don't like where this is going." Minene said while Nui fiddled with it until she found what she was looking for and turned the phone around.

"Smile!" She grinned and took a picture... of her kissing Riku on the lips with her eye closed, although Riku had a surprised and horrified look in his eyes while everyone else looked at this in pure horror. "Now... how do you send a picture...?" She wondered and fiddled with it some more until she found out how to do it and then sent it to Sabrina. "I just love black mail!" She giggled.

---

With Sabrina's group...

"So… who's this little one anyway?" Ed asked, looking at Nagisa next to Mami while Ryuko and Satsuki were having their duel.

"I thought we told you that she was Nagisa… but she has a different name. Bebe." Mami smiled.

"Bewho?"

Nagisa smiled and then turned into a little ball of cuteness that was Bebe. "Bebe!"

Sabrina saw this and her eyes widened. "Oh my god… THAT'S THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!"

"And the fangirl's off…" Lucy sighed.

"She is kind of adorable!" Mirajane smiled.

"Bebe!"

"That ain't cute… how is a little ball of… THIS going to fight?" Ed asked… and this made Bebe angry and turned into the almighty demon that is-

CHARLOTTE

…and Ed let out the girliest scream ever… along with Luigi.

"Does that answer your question?" Mami asked as Charlotte turned back into Bebe.

"Bebe!"

"Y-Yes…" Ed had paled up… but he had the strength to not collapse unlike Luigi.

Erza then looked at Sabrina, who had turned her attention away from Bebe and looking at Honnoji Academy from afar… and she could feel her agitation, which concerned her.

"I know you're getting agitated over this, and we'll get your family back. You just need to calm down a little." Erza advised.

"She's right. Doing something reckless in your own anger will cause you to do horrible things." Scar said, also feeling her agitation while glancing over at Mustang who did a little 'hmph' and looked away while folding his arms.

"You're right..." Sabrina sighed. "It's just Nui..." She muttered and then Sabrina's phone went off as she pulled it out and then took a look.

"Guess who?"

It was a picture of Nui kissing Riku, and it had Riku's eyes in shock for what she did.

Sabrina could just stare at it, her eyes seeming to be glowing green... like in her Spawn form.

Her breathing quickened.

She clenched her fists.

A dark aura surrounded her.

"What's with the dark thing coming from her?" Mako wondered.

"I have a bad feeling about this." Coco muttered quietly as Lucy gently took the phone as they all looked at the picture... and they were all horrified for what they were looking at.

"Oh... my god..." Lucy said.

"Lu... do you remember the last time a girl tried to kiss Riku..." Levy shuddered.

"I was there!" Wendy started shaking in fear.

"I think to this day, that woman is still in the hospital!" Laki trembled.

"That... THAT..." Sabrina growled.

"B-B-B-B-B-B-BIG BROTHER, HOLD ME!" Al yelled.

"NO, HOLD ME!" Ed yelled.

"M-M-M-M-M-M-MAMA MIA!" Luigi screamed.

"THAT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" She screamed and transformed into Nightmare Heart as 'death' was seen in her eyes.

Erza growled. "God dammit. There goes that..."

"So… what are we going to do now?" Lucy asked, really worried.

"Fight. Nui crossed the line big time..." Erza replied. Sabrina... I hope you don't do anything reckless... She thought, glancing over at a concerned Rose and Maria Jr.

---

"Life Fiber Synchronize: KAMUI SENKETSU!" Satsuki yelled, all while dramatic red Kanji of what she said appeared. At least it didn't interrupt me this time.

"Well well, seems like she's synchronized with Senketsu right off the bat." Aikuro said. "Our Satsuki's full of surprises." He said. Although… I'm getting more concerned about Sabrina… He thought, glancing over at her.

"We can't just stand here and watch!" Gamagori exclaimed as he, Sanageyama and Nonon got ready to fight. "Let's get in there and fight!"

"That's the best idea I've heard yet!" Sanageyama exclaimed.

Hallelujah!

"Hup!" Mako stopped them from doing so. "Hold up a second!"

"We're a little busy here, Slackerdoodle!" Nonon told her.

"I have a super important message for you from Lady Satsuki!"

---

Heroes of Light…

"Mama mia, she's getting pummeled!" Mario exclaimed, watching Ryuko starting to overwhelm Satsuki.

"Not to mention that's the most revealing transformation I've seen… and I've seen Erza's transformations as well!" Lucy said.

"Hmm, I wonder if I could wear that?" Erza mused.

"Don't get any ideas!" Lucy yelled.

"Guys? I think we should be worried about Sabrina…" Levy said, glancing over to Sabrina who was still in her HDD form and her blood was boiling severely. "I've never seen a dark aura that severe!"

"Sabrina, calm down." Scar ordered.

"Calm down… CALM DOWN?! HOW THE HELL CAN I BE CALM WHEN THAT BITCH KISSED MY HUSBAND?!" She screamed. "THAT BITCH IS GOING TO WISH SHE NEVER DID SUCH A THI-"

A bullet hit her right in the shoulder.

"AAAAGH!"

"Sabrina!" Al exclaimed.

"Where the hell did that bullet come from?" Ed asked… before turning his gaze to Riza.

"…I didn't do it."

"Then… who did…?" Nightmare Heart wondered, changing back into her human form while holding on to her shoulder.

"It was me." A voice said as they turned their head to see Homura Akemi making her appearance.

"Homura?! What the hell are you doing?!" Sayaka asked.

What the…? I'm too late! Homura wondered. Tch, it doesn't matter… these pesky heroes must be dealt with as soon as possible. She thought and aimed her gun at Sabrina.

Sabrina groaned, wincing a little. Dammit… why did it have to be the same exact spot where Sugou shot me? She thought.

"That's just to get your attention… and this…" Homura cocked her gun at her. "Is for the killing shot."

"No!" Rose shouted as Bisca and Riza quickly brought out there guns… but Lord Beerus calmly walked forward.

"…Who are you?" Homura asked.

"You can call me Lord Beerus."

"Okay, 'Lord' Beerus, it seems that you're affiliated with the woman who I've been sent to kill." She said.

What did I ever do to you…? Sabrina thought.

"Indeed I am." Lord Beerus said. "You guys take Sabrina to a safe place. I'll deal with her."

"Got it!" Wendy nodded as they took Sabrina away to safety.

"Don't even think about it!" Homura attempted to shoot Wendy, but to her surprise, Lord Beerus got in the way and fired a simple Ki Blast to disintegrate the bullet. "What?!"

"Is that the best you got?" Lord Beerus asked.

"Why you little…!" Homura quickly ran over and punched him, but he blocked it with his fist.

BGM: Absolute Configuration (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

"Hmph… feisty, aren't you?" Lord Beerus smirked as he pulled her closer and then kicked her up in the air, then he flew up and proceeded to scissor kick her, but Homura quickly recovered and kicked him away, then throwing a pipe bomb at him.

Lord Beerus simply dodged as it exploded behind him as he flew over and slapped her with his tail and then elbowed her in the gut, but then she retaliated by punching and kicking him repeatedly before doing a round house kick to send him away.

Homura then brought out an IMI Desert Eagle and proceeded to shoot him, but he quickly dodged all the bullets and then fired a Ki Blast at her, forcing her to dodge and then he used Kiai, directly hitting her and causing her to go flying. What just hit me?

This girl is quite something… Lord Beerus thought as he flew over and Homura flew to him and they punched and kicked one another before Lord Beerus kneed her in the gut and kicked her up again, but Homura recovered and threw frag grenades at him, but he quickly slapped the grenades away with his tail, as they exploded between them as they went through the smoke and proceeded to hit each other again until they were both punched out of the smoke.

"Eat this!" Homura shouted, taking out an RPG-7 and shooting him, but he quickly deflected it away with his hand and it exploded behind her.

"God of Destruction's Wrath." He calmly said, firing Ki Blasts all around and hitting Homura a few times but she quickly recovered and tried to hit him but he flew forward in a blue aura, using God of Destruction's Rampage and hit her several times.

Homura panted, wiping some blood from her mouth. "Just what are you?"

"I'm known as the God of Destruction."

"Hmph… like that should scare me?"

"Oh, it should little girl… it should." Lord Beerus said as they both flew forward and then Lord Beerus used Explosive Wave, but Homura recovered and then Lord Beerus heard a beeping behind his back as he turned his head to see a C-4 planted on his back.

"Gotcha." Homura smirked and pressed a button, as it exploded behind him. "There… that should do it." She said and flew back down to the ship… but then she was grabbed by the neck from behind. "Wh-what?!"

"Using a cheap trick like that… very clever, but not good enough." Lord Beerus smirked and kicked her down to the ship as she landed on the ground and then he landed behind her.

Homura growled, glaring at him. I have to escape… this guy is tough. She thought. She hated to say it, but she underestimated Lord Beerus.

Lord Beerus aimed the palm of his hand at Homura. "Now… do you surrender?"

Homura growled as she got up. "This isn't over!" She said, throwing down a flashbang, blinding him for several seconds, and when the bright light vanished, Homura was gone.

End BGM

"Hmph…" Lord Beerus dusted himself off. "Most interesting." He said as he casually walked away to the others.

"Beerus, are you alright?" Whis asked as Mami put bandages over Sabrina's shoulder.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Lord Beerus nodded. "I'm actually surprised that she got me a few times." He admitted. "Still, I was only toying with her."

Ed jawdropped. "YOU WERE JUST TOYING WITH HER?!"

"Of course, I was using only 10% of my power."

"Y-You're kidding… THAT WAS JUST 10%?!" Lucy yelled.

Lord Beerus chuckled. "Indeed. The angrier I am, the more power I use. She was nothing more than a fly on the wall." He said. "Still, I have a feeling we'll be seeing her again soon."

"How are you feeling?" Cana asked.

"Agh… fine… I guess…" Sabrina winced while Kyoko put the bullet in the trash can. "Probably going to be sore for a while…"

"I bet." Erza nodded.

"But… why did Homura attack me? What did I ever do to her? I never met her in my life and she goes and tries to kill me."

"I've never seen Homura trying to kill someone befo-…" Sayaka stopped herself. Wait… has she tried to kill someone before?

"Hmm… something just doesn't add up." Mami muttered. "We were with Homura in our world, we wind up here and somehow these images are popping up in our heads… and then Homura shows up trying to kill Sabrina. This doesn't make a lot of sense." Or… maybe it does…

"Oh good, I thought I was going crazy." Kyoko sighed.

"Homura…" Madoka said in worry. "Just what's going on…"

"Hey guys? You might want to see what's going on." Levy pointed out as they saw Satsuki, Gamagori, Nonon and Sanageyama battling Ryuko… and there was a fire because a cannon was shot directly at her.

"That was dumb too…" Ryuko growled. "Cannons can't do shit to Junketsu!"

"You're right…" Gamagori said, much to her shock. "But they got you closer to me!"

"What the…?!"

"Say goodbye to Junketsu." Gamagori planted the machine behind her and activated it. "BECAUSE IT'S COMING OFF!"

"Damn you, Satsuki…! You little bitch, you set me up!"

"Indeed, I have! In our current state, Senketsu and I cannot defeat you. However, if I utilize the Elite Four, it is possible!"

"Aw snap, it worked!" Hoka exclaimed, high fiving Shiro.

"I'll say, Satsuki sure knows how to plan an attack!" Aikuro said. "I still can't believe it. But what's even more surprising was how you relayed that message to everyone without screwing it up!" He said to Mako.

"That's because Lady Satsuki wrote it all down in my hands!" Mako proudly exclaimed.

"…My god, has she thought of everything." Aikuro smiled.

"I can't believe you used yourself as bait to get me…!" Ryuko growled.

"I'll do anything to win, you know that! It is my Motis Oppurandai, you idiot!"

"And now I'm going to pull you out of Junketsu and make you come to your senses!" Gamagori exclaimed… but then suddenly, the machine jammed. "Ugh… it's not working, something's jamming it up!"

Something clicked inside Satsuki, causing her to gasp and her eyes to widen. "NO, GAMAGORI, RUN!" She yelled, which added confusion to Gamagori and then there was laughter, then add Nui into the equation and destroying the machine with ease with her Scissor Blade… and then the explosion.

The smoke cleared, and then Nui was happily holding Ryuko and she was giggling as well.

"You…" Sabrina growled, her fists clenching as everyone readied their weapons while the Magi girls got into fighting positions.

First the kiss and then she comes to probably boast about it. She's making it too easy for Sabrina… Ed thought.

How can an adorable little girl cause so much damage? Armstrong wondered.

"Get your hands off her!" Satsuki growled.

"I got this one!" Tsumugu exclaimed, recovering from his epic fail from Ryuko and proceeded to shoot Nui with his DTR, only for to dodge them easily.

"Heehee! You're funny, your bullets will never hit me! You humans sure like wasting time on things that won't work!" She said… aaaand she slashed Tsumugu up in the air, causing him to yell in pain. "Another thing is getting Ryuko out of Junketsu!"

"Why's that?" Satsuki asked.

"'Cause Junketsu's Life Fibers are connected to the ones inside little 'ol Ryuko's little ol' body, that's why! You can try all you want, but if you do, they'll snap and she'll die from the shock!"

"What?!" Senketsu exclaimed.

"Damn you!" Satsuki growled.

"When clothes can kill… never thought I'd see the day." Izumi said.

"This world's a nightmare…" Coco complained, as anime tears were going under her glasses as Velvet and Yatsuhashi were rubbing her back to comfort her.

"The Kamui's been stitched onto her body?" Aikuro asked in horror.

"NO WAY, THAT IS SO UNFAIR!" Mako yelled as she ran off… only to get a running start. "THIS IS A JOB FOR MAKO MANKANSHOKU!" She leapt into the air.

"Okay, I think she's more insane than Natsu…" Lucy sweatdropped.

"Is that even possible?" The Fairy Tail girls asked.

"There's a first time for everything." Lord Beerus said, glancing over at Sabrina who was glaring at Nui watching the battle. "Say, Whis… should we restrain her?"

"And miss out on Sabrina beating the heck out of Nui for kissing her husband? Out of the question! …If only I had some delectable food to watch it." He muttered.

"Me too." Lord Beerus nodded... and then they watched Ryuko ripping apart Senketsu who screamed in agony.

"SENKETSU!" Satsuki screamed.

"NOW YOU'RE DEAD!" Ryuko yelled.

"NOOOOOO!" Mako yelled as she tried to tackle her, but Ryuko simply ducked and Mako smacked right into the ground with her head.

Huuuaaaallelujah!

Strangest Hallelujah I've ever heard in my life… but whatever, Mako's alright!

Cue the random poses!

"I totally know why you're mad, Ryuko, I do! I mean, think about it… if you can't change our of your clothes, you can't jump in the bath and get washed up, and if you had a date and you wanted to wear something nice, you couldn't! I know it sucks but that doesn't mean it's okay to give up and flip out like this!"

"…I've got no idea what you're talking about." Ryuko said.

"Run, Mankanshoku!" Gamagori pleaded. "She's not the same Matoi you used to know!"

"No, you're the same Ryuko you've always been! Even if you got Life Fibers wigglin' inside of you, and even if you're super mad you're not human, that doesn't change a thing, you're still Ryuko same as always! You've still got Senketsu, he's still your Sunday Best, AND YOU'RE STILL RYUKO, DARN IT!"

She then proceeded to get right on top of her and pinned her down.

BGM: Nui Harime's theme

"My gosh, what a pest." Nui said as she readied her Scissor Blade and casually walked over to them, ready to kill Mako.

"MAKO!" Senketsu yelled as he quickly repaired himself and lunged for them. "MAAAKOOOOO!" He yelled, tackling her to the ground, making Nui miss, causing Mako to somersault a few times aaaaand now she's wearing Senketsu.

"What the heck are YOU doing on me?!"

"I'm sorry, but I need your blood. Whatever you do, try not to pass out!"

"I so hate it where a girl goes around wearing clothes that don't suit her!" Nui said. "There's a word for that you know." She said, very well aware that Tsumugu was attempting to do a sneak attack on her with his DTR. "Tragic." She finished before dodging Tsumugu's bullets once again. "Ugh, bullets don't work, remember?"

She then slashed him up in the air again… and this time he fell into the water.

Satsuki growled and proceeded to slash her, but Nui proceeded to block her every attack. "Doesn't anyone pay attention around here? Hello! You humans can't beat me!"

"Perhaps… but you have yet to face my will!" Satsuki shouted.

"Honestly… you are so stubborn!"

The two proceeded to slash each other while clashing several times. "Ryuko belongs to Lady Ragyo now, got it?"

"We'll see about that!"

"You've gotten so soft, Lady Satsuki! You're trying so hard to get Ryuko back to come around! It's never going to work!"

"I think it will! Because of you, I know that we can turn the tables!"

"…Because of me?"

"That's what I said. You see, If Ryuko Matoi has truly gone over to your side… why haven't you given her your blade?" Satsuki asked, causing Nui to wonder what she means. "It IS the ultimate weapon to fight against Life Fibers, is it not? Well… if you still have it, that means you STILL have doubts about her loyalties! Our victory lies within that uncertainty!"

Nui growled in agitation. "Thank you, your agitation proves my theory!" Satsuki smirked. "We will be victorious!"

She then proceeded to look at her Elite Four charging in. "Wait." She stopped them. "I say we have her fight Nui." Satsuki said. "After all… she did come to our world to save her family and I have a feeling she did something pretty rotten to make her pretty agitated."

"Oh come on, can't we have a turn?" Nonon asked.

Satsuki smiled. "I admire your dedication… but let's have Sabrina have a turn."

"Oh… I'm going to ENJOY this!" Sabrina said, walking to her.

"Sabrina, be careful…" Erza told her.

"Don't worry… I will." She said and walked forward to Nui as the Elite Four and Satsuki jumped to where Ryuko was at.

It was then they proceeded to battle some more until Satsuki slashed open Junketsu a little and wounded Ryuko. "MANKANSHOKU, SHOVE SENKETSU INTO THE WOUND! NOW!"

"….WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Mako yelled.

"Senketsu, once you're inside, use your power to sever Ryuko's Life Fibers from Junketsu!"

"Right!" Senketsu exclaimed.

"GO!" Mako yelled as Senketsu lunged from Mako.

"HEEEERE I COOOOME!" He excitedly said. "I WILL FORCE YOU TO PUT ME ON AGAIN!"

"THE POWER OF YOUR SUNDAY BEST WILL STRAIGHTEN! YOU! OUUUUT!" Mako yelled, shoving Senketsu into the wound as he was absorbed into the wound… and Mako was thrown in there too. "Waah!"

Ryuko screamed in agony… and then, inside her mind, Mako slammed open the doors in the wedding chapel.

BGM: Namine (Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories)

"Let's go, Ryuko! You're coming back home to us!" Mako ordered.

"Ryuko!" Senketsu exclaimed.

Ryuko angrily brought out her scissor blade from her wedding dress. "If you try to ruin my happiness, I'll straight up kill you!"

"YOU THINK THIS IS HAPPINESS?!" Mako yelled… who was right up front in Ryuko's face. "NOT EVEN! TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU! THIS ISN'T YOU!"

"Shut your mouth!" She ordered, slapping her away… but Mako instantly recovered and Senketsu got in her face.

"Snap out of it, Ryuko!"

"Shut up, you rag!" Another slap… but this time, Mako lunged for her chest.

"You're such a dummy! Okay fine, kill me if you want! If staying cooped up here is what you want, then go on and kill me and quit being Ryuko too!"

Ryuko trembled with rage… and then she slashed down and blood spattered everywhere as Mako had a pained expressed… but it seemed as if Senketsu took the blow.

End BGM

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Outside…

A light shone brightly and darkness poured out of Ryuko while Senketsu and Mako came out as well, forcing everyone to try and hold their ground.

BGM: Such Arrogance (RWBY)

"Oh dear… it seems as if it didn't work." Nui casually said.

"You shut your mouth, you bitch!" Sabrina growled as Nui turned to her.

"Oh, still mad that I kidnapped your entire family?"

"Oh, I'm mad that you kidnapped my family… but you forgot one thing that made my blood boil than anything else."

"Made your blood boil…" Nui put her chin in thought. "Now, what was it?" She wondered as they heard Ryuko screaming in agony.

"I… WANT… THIS… OOOOOOFF!" Ryuko screamed as everyone else begged her not to.

"Oh yeah! I kissed your husband!"

"Yes… you did that… and then you decided to boast about it."

"Hey, it's not my fault he's a great kisser!" Nui smiled, seeing Sabrina get angrier. "Hey, if it makes you feel better, I'll kill you, and then make Riku marry me instead! That kiss was so passionate, so charming… SO ROMANTIC! You probably know what that's like since you married him… but oh me oh my! He seemed to like my kiss better than yours!"

"Lies… all LIES…!" Sabrina yelled, really getting angry.

"Ryuko! We need to help her!" Senketsu exclaimed after Ryuko pulled Junketsu out of her.

"Yes… we should…" Ryuko growled. "Get on me…!"

"Oh, how it was so great! It was so wonderful! I'm surprised that he married a weird nerd like you instead of going for someone like little 'ol me! But, he WILL go to me after I kill you… because you know why? It's because I'm much more cuter than you and you're just a little 'ol bag of bones!"

"Oh shit, she did not just go there…" Meredy said.

"This is gonna get ugly." Lucy paled.

"Would be a great time for popcorn right about now…" Lord Beerus muttered, noticing Mami running towards Sabrina and Nui. Now where's she going?

"I'm sorry that you're angry… but it's the truth." Nui smirked.

"…NUUUUIIIIII!" Sabrina screamed and leapt into the air, transforming into Nightmare Heart and flew down to her, ready to kill her as Nui got in a battle position.

Unaware of the two of them, Ryuko, wearing Senketsu, ran over to her and ready to help Sabrina.

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Omake

"Calm down… CALM DOWN?! HOW THE HELL CAN I BE CALM WHEN THAT BITCH KISSED MY HUSBAND?!" She screamed. "THAT BITCH IS GOING TO WISH SHE NEVER DID SUCH A THI-"

A rocket suddenly hit her, covering her in a huge explosion. She wasn't hurt, but she was covered in soot, some of which she coughed out.

"Where did that come-" She was interrupted again by a honk coming from a red Spartan on a Mongoose driving away. And if that wasn't weird, another Spartan that was yellow came in, chasing the red Spartan while shooting a Rocket Launcher and shouting out-

"SPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGSSS!"

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I am SO sorry for the long wait. I lost all motivation to write after being gone for a week of camping and I spent this whole week trying to get back into the swing of things.

But anyway...

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE IT IS!