I am Caitlyn , the Sheriff of Piltover. I was listening to the police radio for any criminal activity within the city. What was unexpected was to hear him speaking on the air. He vanished without a trace years ago and now he is back. What he said on the radio.
"I am the one who caused Jinx to be the loose cannon she is. Jinx was never like this before I took her. She was once a very calm, collected and sane citizen of Zaun, she was beautiful with that blue hair of hers. My little cannon was on the streets, stealing to get by. I got close to her, agonizingly slowly I slipped into her life. By feeding her, giving her a place to stay. She became attached to me, perhaps even in a romantic way. I began to change her and I asked if she would die for me. Without a second thought she said yes. I then asked my little pudding, would she live for me. She smiled at me with adoring eyes. Eyes of longing and desire. I took her hand and kissed it as I brought her to my chambers. I laid her down and bound her to my bed frame. I slowly caressed over her stomach, 'this won't hurt a bit', I pressed some electric probes against her head. I turned them on, she then screamed, music to my ears. Ahahahah. 'Sorry , I lied.' I let her get some rest, i'm sure the pleasure of the electrical probes was too much for her. Scrambling up her brain as she was left panting. Oh what a sweet little thing."
I need to find where the broadcast is coming from. I called my partner Vi and we set off in search of the studio he was using. This criminal was dangerous but I never miss a shot. My partner, as impulsive as she may be, she is very strong and a great ally.
"Oh it seems Miss C is coming to find me along with her pinky partner, three punch gal. Let's see if she can get here in time. 'Caitlyn, we are so proud of you. Honey. The way you took your father's rifle and tracked down those muggers who hurt your father..' *laughing in the background* 'you were very brave. We love you'"
He has my parents…
"Let me tell you what. To show you I am being serious. *click* You're dear old mommy can say her goodbyes on air. Go on , don't be shy. *Sobbing* 'Caitlyn dear. Take care of yourself' *bang* Hmm, what's that phrase you always say? Boom headshot. Well if you get here soon enough maybe you can save dear old daddy. Hmmm this mommy , with her brains all over the wall makes some nice art, I mean I'm no Jhin but this is pretty good."
My mother...did he just.. I will kill him
"There was a little girl with pink hair who grew up on the streets. She was very aggressive and I thought that was a very charming trait. Thought she could just punch her way through anything. So I planned for her to be mine. My little Pinky girl, the one who packs a punch *laughs* and I was getting close to her. I saw she was fond of my insanity and she was so close to becoming part of my little family. But ~ A little someone took her away before I could complete my process. Little Caity dear, young little Lyn, took my sweet punch girl away from me. But that's okay because ever since then I've been giving my sweet bubblegum Vi an orchid. I pretty purple blue orchid that shares the colors of the victims she has bruised. You wouldn't think that such a tough girl likes flowers."
He is talking about Vi? Why? What, flowers, is that where those were from. I glance at Vi, she is...blushing. I've never seen her like this before. She quickly regained her demeanor.
"Let me tell you another story. Once upon a time, in a land far far away *laughs* not really but there was a little boy, waiting for his mommy and daddy to get back home. You see pa and ma didn't have the most reliable of jobs. They would steal, kill, and harass others if they were paid to do so. Mother and papa were doing a job. They were hired to kill this statesman because of a payment but they failed because he fought back. Who knew such a man could over power two people then run away like a coward. But what I do know is that dear old mother and poor old pops didn't come home that night. Leaving little me , alone and scared. I think I can say life has been good to me, however death has been even better"
The mugger of my father, was trying to kill him?
"Oh dear, Sheriff you're running out of time. You should be close now. You need to hurry up. I'm all about being fashionably late but this is ridiculous. So when I left so many years ago, I left my sweet trigger happy blue haired queen, a task. I told her to cause as much panic as she can. And she happily obliged. And did such a good job *mwah* thats for you my little fire cracker. Keep it crazy Jinx. Haha. C'mon dear don't you want to save daddy. I'm getting pretty bored waiting for y-*slam* Oh look who finally showed up. It's princess hatter. Welcome to the party."
He hugs my tied up father from behind, his hands running over his chest. I raise my rifle to Gent's head. He leans in close to my dad and whispers something in his ear. Then he removes the bindings off my father before kissing him on the cheek and smiling sinisterly at me. My father slowly walks towards me. He stands next to me. Gent is smiling. I see my mother's body on the floor, her blood all over. He runs his finger over the blood on the wall and licks it slowly. Never breaking eye contact with me. I shout at him and fire my rifle. My father, in a blink of an eye stood between me and Gent. Then red. The next thing I know he is on the floor in a sea of blood. What...Why did he...he protected him with his life….why… Vi leaps forward and aims a punch at Gent. He dodges it and chuckles. With a blue orchid in his hand he strokes her cheek delicately as if she was a flower. She then just fell to the ground. Unconscious but with a smile on her lips. Gent looks at me, as if he were staring into my soul. He places the orchid on Vi's lap. He slowly moves forward towards me. I couldn't pull the trigger, I was just stuck there stunned and staring at him coming closer. His hand brushes over mine and I drop my rifle to the floor. "Caitlyn, show me the bad cop" he leans closer to me, his body so close to mine. And I do nothing. I didn't want to do anything to him. I just realized how handsome he is. His lips so close, I can feel his breath "Let's go get your fuzzy cuffs." He whispers in such a soft tone, his hand caresses my cheek. The next thing I know I'm home, laying on my bed staring at my ceiling. My right hand cuffed to my bedframe. On my desk was a vase with an orchid in it.