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As they were heading towards Gigabyte Grounds, they heard something behind them as they looked over to see that one of the legs that was piercing Popstar exploded. "Poyo!" Kirby cheered. "Poyo poyo!"

"Another one down. Two more to go." Sheila translated.

"Sweet." Hina grinned as they walked forward into Gigabyte Grounds, but Marisa didn't seem too excited.

"Relax, you'll be fine." Sabrina told her.

"I know that… but I can't shake those god damned memories out of Drybake Desert. I blame Kamek for that." She muttered as they proceeded to walk through the desert.

Gigabyte Grounds 4-1: Not-so-hot Desert

BGM: Dinner Desert (Kirby: Planet Robobot)

As soon as they started walking, they noticed some clouds over the sun, much to the relief of Marisa as they kept walking, as they got pelted by bones from a Gabon, but luckily, Kirby defeated it… and then saw a Whipcreat and sucked it in, becoming Whip Kirby as they proceeded to walk forward as Penny nearly got eaten alive by a Pacto hadn't Noire and Uni destroyed it.

"Thank you, I didn't see that there." Penny said.

"Poyo poyo." Kirby frowned a little.

"I've always hated those things." Sheila translated as they kept moving.

"So, just out of curiosity… what's with that voice I keep hearing?" Spider-Man asked.

"Ah!" Deadpool moved Hina's hair, revealing the metal band and then pointed to the eye. "Sheila, Spidey, Spidey, Sheila!"

"…You named your eye?"

"No, she's my AI friend." Hina said, explaining everything… and once she was finished, she stomped on Deadpool's foot… hard.

"YOOOOOOOWCH!" Deadpool yelped.

"Ouch… that's… wow… I'm glad I didn't meet this Meta guy in a dark alley." Spider-Man said as they kept walking. "I'm also curious about something… why is the witch not so thrilled about the desert?" He asked… and then got the explanation. "…That's a death sentence."

"I DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE TOO HOT IN DRYBAKE DESERT, ALRIGHT?!" Marisa snapped.

"Yeesh… someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed…"

Marisa growled, wanting to use Master Spark on Spider-Man but turned around and stormed off. "She's not a huge fan of deserts." Dante said as he went over to calm his wife down.

"Mistress…" Hina quietly said in concern, but loud enough for Spidey to hear.

"Mistress?" Spider-Man looked at Deadpool. "When we're done here, you have to tell me everything."

"Why don't I just tell you while we're walking?"

"That's even better."

As the two proceeded to talk in the back of the group, Hina was right next to Marisa along with Dante, as she seemed a little better after a bit of consoling. "Thanks, you guys…" She smiled a little and kept going, where they noticed humongous pillars rolling towards them. Hina quickly transformed into Halo Heart, summoning a Gravity Hammer and swung it, as it went back and rolled over several Waddle Dees, a few Soarars, another Whipcreat, a smaller Pacto, and a Hot Head.

As they kept walking, they noticed a certain Waddle-Dee wearing a bandanna and a spear. "Poyo!" Kirby smiled, grabbing his attention as he turned around as his eyes lit up and ran over, hugging Kirby.

"I was wondering if we were going to run into Bandanna Dee." Nan said.

"Heheheh, I've always liked him." Worldwalker said as they kept walking with Bandanna Dee joining the group as he helped take down the enemies together, as Kirby eventually saw his Robobot friend as he hopped inside with Rose getting in hers as they walked together and destroyed everything in sight while Noire picked up a battery.

"Okay, is it me… or this thing ridiculously big?" Noire asked.

"Well, it is Kirby's world. Anything's possible." Sabrina said.

"Tell me about it…" Noire muttered as they walked forward until she put it into a machine where they got the last Code Cube of the area, much to Kirby's enjoyment, then Rose and Kirby scanned two Rockys and they punched their way through the rolling pillars until they eventually got out of the mechs and headed to the next area.

Gigabyte Grounds 4-2: Very Pushy Winds

As they were walking, they were noticing the wind was starting to pick up… and it was starting to push them. "What the hell? It was calm earlier!" Xarina exclaimed.

"Agh! I got sand in my eyes!" Noire exclaimed.

"Okay, this is getting ridiculous!" Isaac growled.

"Glasses for everyone!" Deadpool exclaimed, giving them all sunglasses to protect their eyes from the sand, even giving mini sunglasses for the robots, even though they kept slipping off of Eve's head.

"Where do you keep getting these?" Spider-Man asked.

"That is for me to know!" Deadpool said as they proceeded to keep walking.

"I think this is unnecessary for me to wear glasses." Temporal Metal Sonic said, tossing them away… and for some reason, they landed on a random Waddle Dee, much to his surprise.

"I don't mind the wind, but when you get sand in your eyes, then it's a problem…" Sabrina said as they kept walking where they noticed a Misasmoros blocking their way… who was also struggling in the wind, but nonetheless, they began the battle with it… only for it to be quickly taken care of and then Kirby sucked it up, becoming Poison Kirby.

"Poyo!"

Nan sweatdropped. "Poison Kirby… what's next that can be completely terrifying?"

"Well, he could become a Sumo Wrestler… or a chainsaw wielder." Isaac said. "…Then again, I'm not sure how I feel about a Texas Chainsaw Massacre starring Kirby…"

"You mean a Dreamland Chainsaw Massacre." Tristina corrected.

"…That's even more terrifying." Isaac muttered.

"Forget that, I don't think a Dreamland Chainsaw Massacre will catch on." Deadpool said. "In fact, they could do a reboot of that movie." He said and looked at the screen. "Hollywood, don't you freakin' dare!"

"Poyo poyo?" Kirby asked, wondering what it's like to wield a chainsaw as they went forward while spreading his poison to the enemies, including some unfortunate Creeper Grimm who caught a whiff of the poison, while also poisoning a few Heartless in the process as they kept walking, as Kirby still proceeded to spread poison to everybody.

"I'm glad the wind is pointing in the right direction." Noire said. "Could you image if the wind suddenly changed?"

"…Don't even tempt it…" Demyx said as they kept walking until Kirby found the Robobot and hopped in with Rose joining as they scanned a Parasol off of two Waddle Dees and then they flew up with it, decimating the clouds of poison in front of them.

"Do you think Kirby's responsible for that?" Viktor asked.

"Maybe, I'm not entirely sure." Alex replied.

"I'm gonna go with 'most likely yes'." Kai said as they walked forward as they noticed a factory up ahead while Kirby said goodbye to his Robobot friend and they walked to the next area.

End BGM

Gigabyte Grounds 4-3: You can choose the normal way, or the Conveyor Belts…

BGM: Factory Inspection (Kirby: Planet Robobot)

"Honestly, this was not what I was expecting for a factory." Souji said as they walked away.

"Well, it's a factory… full of working Waddle Dees and other enemies." Hina said. "Still, I wonder what we'll find here?"

"Probably something interesting, I think." Maria said as they walked forward where Kirby got rid of the Poison ability in favor for the Leaf ability by sucking up a Leafan and they kept going forward while dodging a Hot Head's fireballs in the background as it was riding a conveyor belt.

"Was that thing riding on a conveyor belt?" Washington asked.

"Sounds like fun." Rose grinned.

"Riiiight, fun… I'm not sure how I feel about that." Sabrina said, looking at some fast moving conveyor belts. I think I'd be fine with the slower ones… maybe. She thought.

"Aren't conveyor belts dangerous? I'm sure you'd get hurt." Spider-Man said.

"…Tell that to Kirby." Kai said, pointing to Kirby who was happily riding along.

"HEY, KIRBY! YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED!" Washington yelled, but Kirby didn't listen as he was happily minding his own business while dodging some rotating hammers.

"He's not listening." Chief pointed out the obvious.

"Yeah, I know…" Washington muttered as they proceeded to walk as Kirby spotted a Doctor Powerup as he quickly took it and became Doctor Kirby and as soon as they eventually caught up to the puffball, he was already finishing off Dubior as he threw a fire potion that exploded in its face, as it fell to the ground, then Kirby sucked him up.

"So, he's going to be UFO Kirby now." Noire said, but to her surprise, he became Spark Kirby. "Or… what…? That doesn't make sense!"

"Well, he does have the Spark ability for Kirby to use ever since Return to Dreamland." Sabrina said. "…To be fair, I also think it should be UFO instead of Spark."

"Oh good, I'm not the only one." Alex smiled as they walked through the factory somewhere as Kirby proceeded to charge up some batteries and getting a Code Cube along the way, as they also found themselves on the conveyor belts, but luckily, they got off safely and kept walking until they walked out of the factory.

"So many parts I could've used for my inventions and you were holding me down…" Nitori said, glaring at Mokou.

"Hey, you tend to go crazy over spare parts." Mokou told her as they kept walking until they walked out of the factory… and they saw a tower in front of them.

"Same as last time… we're going into another tower." Worldwalker said.

"Oh, I hope they have spare parts there!" Nitori exclaimed.

"Oh brother…" Marisa sighed as they went straight into the tower, while trying to contain an excited Kappa in the process.

End BGM

Gigabyte Grounds 4-4: A Blimp's Grand Reentrance!

Kirby immediately hopped on his Robobot as Rose did the same, then they scanned two Capsule J3's, transforming the Robobots into Jets, and then they took off.

"Well, I guess we're flying." Tristina said as the Keyblade women went into their HDD and flew after them, with Flame and Temporal Metal Sonic flying after them, then Noire and Uni transformed as well and flew off, with Nitori, Mokou and Marisa taking off as well, then Tony and Lelouch activated their armors and flew off.

"Wow, I didn't know Tony had a twin!" Spider-Man said.

"He doesn't." Deadpool told him.

"Then why did that Lelouch guy have Iron Man armor just like Stark?"

"Well, it's simple…" Deadpool said and explained everything.

"…So he's like a mini Stark but not?"

"Precisely!"

"Soooo… what do we do…?" Isaac wondered as a gap opened up and a Pelican dropped in as Yukari waved at them and then flew back into the gap.

"We use the Pelican." Chief said.

"…I was going to use my jetpack, but that works too." Carolina said.

"Nuh-uh, I don't want to end up like Georgia!" Washington protested.

"Oh, get in there, you big baby!" Carolina pushed him in the Pelican as Chief took the controls and went after them.

BGM: Shooting Through the Sky (Kirby: Planet Robobot)

"Hmm?" Rose looked at the HDD women catching up to them, along with Flame, Temporal Metal Sonic the three Touhou girls, and then Iron Man and Iron Zero. "Hey!"

"Poyo poyo!" Kirby greeted.

"Let's wreck this place up!" Marisa smirked, and immediately using Master Spark.

"Does Master Spark have to be your answer to everything?" Black Heart asked.

"Hey, I wouldn't be a badass witch if I didn't use Master Spark!"

Nightmare Heart rolled her eyes. "Gee, what a surprise…"

"Tell me about it." Splatoon Heart muttered as they went around, collecting Code Cubes along the way as they were proceeding to tear the place apart until they saw something in front of them, a lot of gears aiming their weapons at them.

"Um, what are those?" Unversed Heart asked.

"Poyo!" Kirby said. "Poyo Poyo Poyo!"

"Its name is C.O.G.S." Sheila translated. "I've faced this thing before in Resolution Road."

"Let's defeat this thing!" Nitori said. "And possibly get some spare parts once we destroy it!"

"Oh you gotta be…" Mokou facepalmed before they got ready to fight.

C.O.G.S proceeded to shoot various lasers at them, but Marisa responded back with a Non-Directional Laser. "There, I didn't do a Master Spark. Happy now?!"

"She didn't have to be so testy." Blue Heart said after launching fire as Iron Man and Iron Zero fired lasers.

"Believe me, I was thinking the same thing." Mokou said, launching streams of fire and pulling out a spell card. "Blaze Sign: Self-Destruction Giant Flame Whirlwind!"

"River Sign: Dividing Edge!" Nitori exclaimed.

It was then that C.O.G.S kept firing lasers and fired a huge one that seemed to head straight for Halo Heart and Rose. "DUPLEX BARRIER!" Nightmare Heart yelled, as a barrier was formed in front of them to block the laser while also firing Danmaku at it.

"…Since when could Sabrina fire Danmaku from Heart of Gensokyo?!" Nitori asked.

"It's Soul of Gensokyo now, and let's just say Maria and Worldwalker outdid themselves by upgrading it!" Nightmare Heart said. "Stardust Reverie!"

Blue Heart blushed a little. "I did? Oh, I did!" She giggled a little.

"You didn't have to be modest." Primal Heart said, firing a stream of fire along with Mokou, then Temporal Metal Sonic charged up and spin dashed into C.O.G.S, destroying it from the inside as he came back out as C.O.G.S exploded.

End BGM

"Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about!" Splatoon Heart said, putting away her Splattershot, but to their surprise… something emerged from the rubble, and it was a blimp with a wicked toothy smirk.

"No way… Kabula?!" Hoopa Heart exclaimed.

"I think it's Core Kabula now." Primal Heart said.

BGM: Old Foe – Core Kabula (Kirby: Planet Robobot)

"Either way, we'll destroy this thing!" Iron Man said as they got ready to fight the gigantic blimp.

Core Kabula started firing Banzai Bill-like missiles at them, as they quickly dodged as they attacked while Splatoon Heart summoned an Inkzooka and shoot her, then Core Kabula fired a laser at Splatoon Heart, but she flew up to avoid it as Kirby and Rose fired missiles.

Nightmare Heart unleashed a powerful Thundaga attack, then went back and used Ragnarock as Hyrule Heart launched electricity, then Black Sister and Red Sister fired their guns at Core Kabula, then Red Sister screamed at her.

Core Kabula retaliated by firing missiles and cannonballs, then launching a few lasers in-between as Hoopa Heart opened up a portal as one of the Banzai Bill-like missiles were sent back and slammed into Core Kabula, severely injuring her but she kept going strong, even though she looked like she couldn't take any more strong hits.

"One more strong hit should do the trick!" Mokou said.

"One strong hit coming right up!" Marisa said as she flew off, and then got a good flying start as she stood on her broom and smirked as Core Kabula readied herself. "SUN…GRAAAZEEEEER!"

Core Kabula fired a humongous laser that hit Marisa as she grunted a little, but that didn't stop her as she went through the laser, even though it was hurting like a son of a bitch, and went straight through Core Kabula, resulting in a huge explosion that resulted in the death of Core Kabula… and then Marisa seemed to fall and crash land on the ground, crushing a Clubmech in the process.

End BGM

"Marisa!" Mokou exclaimed.

"Oh no…" Halo Heart whispered as they flew down and landed where Marisa crash landed as Kirby hopped off of the Robobot while Rose put hers away.

"Poyo?" Kirby asked, poking the unconscious Marisa.

"Marisa… come on, wake up…" Nitori whispered as they stood there for a few moments of silence… and then, Marisa groaned as she got up, coughing a little and looked at them.

"I am never doing that again…" She muttered.

"Oh thank god…" Halo Heart sighed in relief before hugging her as they all smiled, and then the Pelican landed where everyone walked out.

"Wow, we sure missed the party." Deadpool said.

"You sure did… ow…" Marisa muttered as she got up and started walking with the others, but she was limping, seeming to have twisted her ankle during the landing as Dante helped her walk as they proceeded to get out of the tower… and into another factory.

Gigabyte Grounds 4-5: Robo-Kirby and hammers!

BGM: Factory Inspection

As they were walking through the factory, they noticed a little mini remote controlled Game Boy that Kirby happily picked up, then he pressed the power button as they saw a little mini Robo Kirby in the background as it turned around and cutely waved at them as Kirby walked forward and Robo Kirby walked with him.

"…That… is so… cute!" Sabrina exclaimed, her eyes sparkling. "That's so adorable!"

"Camera?" Deadpool asked.

"Yeah!" Sabrina took it and took a picture of Kirby and Robo Kirby as she put it back as they walked forward while guiding Robo-Kirby to safety, in fact, Wall-E, Eve, Chibi-Robo and Clank 2.0 made sure that Robo Kirby was well protected.

"…That's even more adorable." Xarina grinned as Robo Kirby waved and pressed a button, revealing a door as Kirby walked in as Robo Kirby turned off and then a second later, Kirby came out with his Robobot friend as Rose got in hers, then they scanned two Sir Kibbles and walked forward, destroying everything in their paths, including two innocent Chips that were at the wrong place at the wrong time.

As they were walking, they noticing several rotating hammers that would attempt to hurt them, but they both destroyed the hammers and kept walking while grabbing two Code Cubes and they took off, then they got rid of the Cutter ability and scanned two Poppy Bro Jr's and they proceeded to bomb the place with their little mini walking bombs.

"…I never realized that Rose can be quite… destructive." Isaac said.

"Well, that's what happens when we give her a Robobot for her birthday." Sabrina said. "I didn't think she'd be destructive with it though."

"And to think… it was Flame's idea." Riku said, glancing over at Flame.

"Hey, she's enjoying it, isn't she?" Flame chuckled as they got the last Code Cube and walked off while getting out of the Robobot mechs as they walked into the next area, where they noticed three Copy Abilities in front of them.

End BGM

BGM: Approaching Boss (Kirby: Squeak Squad)

"We must be in the boss area." Xarina said.

"Gee, did the ominous music tip you off?" Deadpool asked, causing Spider-Man to chuckle while Kirby pondered over the choices, which were Ninja, Sword, or Jet.

"Poyo…" Kirby muttered, before grabbing the Sword. "Poyo!" He grinned as they walked forward to the main boss room.

End BGM

As soon as they walked in, they noticed Susie who had her back turned to them, but it sounded like… she was singing.

"Noble Haltman, we adore him. Noble Haltman, we adore him! Every day… we wish… him glory!" She sang. "…Hmm?" She turned around and saw the group. "Oh! Pardon me. That was our company's wonderful theme song: 'The Noble Haltmann'. Sometimes I just find myself singing it out loud. It's so catchy!"

It's not that catchy. Tex thought.

"At any rate, I must say how nice it is to see you again. I'm Susie, but I'm sure you remember me. Let me tell you a story."

Oh, you gotta be kidding me… Nan thought, his metal arm slowly turning into the arm cannon phase.

"Not long ago, I met someone who impressed me very much. He was strong and full of confidence… A knight of the highest order. I was so impressed, I gave him a complete remodel! And I hired him as a company security guar-" Her phone suddenly rang. "Excuse me." She said and then answered it. "Hello?"

"…A freaking phone call, are you serious?" Isaac asked.

"He's currently being upgraded? But sir, I was going to use him for-… Okay, okay… we'll use one of the extras we currently made. Okay, bye."

She hung up. "Excuse me one second." She said and made a portal, humming to herself as she then came back with a more sinister mech. "May I introduce to you… Mecha Knight! …Or should I say Stock Mecha Knight, whatever floats your boat." A handle appeared behind her. "Engage, Stock Mecha Knight!" She ordered.

"Dad…" Flame whispered. "What have they done to you…"

"I'll take him on." Worldwalker said, taking out his sword.

Hikari summoned her own. "I'll take him on too."

Alex took out her swords. "Same here."

"Got room for an axe wielder?" Viktor asked.

Noire took out her Rapier and went into her HDD, while saying nothing.

Flame took out his sword. "You're just a copy of my dad… and I'm sick of looking at you!"

Flare summoned her Keyblade. "I'll join you."

"Poyo!" Kirby readied his sword, and right on cue, the Heartless and Grimm appeared to keep everyone else busy.

Stock Mecha Knight said nothing, but readied the copy of the Galaxia Sword.

BGM: Meta Knight Battle (Kirby Super Star Ultra)

Stock Mecha Knight flew up in the air and flew down, slashing them repeatedly but they blocked every attack and then Viktor swung his axe to knock the copy away, then Kirby used an Upward Slash, knocking Stock Mecha Knight in the air, then Flare jumped up and slashed it down where Flame used Mach Tornado to knock it back.

"Remorseless Winter!" Alex exclaimed as Worldwalker and Hikari slashed Stock Mecha Knight repeatedly, but then the Stock Mecha Knight proceeded to fire missiles, but Kirby jumped over and slashed through the missiles repeatedly, as they exploded behind him, and then Alex's swords glowed as Remorseless Winter soon came to an end. "FROZEN SOUL!" She yelled, making a large explosion of ice that knocked Stock Mecha Knight into a wall.

"Nice use on that sword skill!" Worldwalker grinned as Stock Mecha Knight got back up, suddenly growing a claw on its back, and then flew up, proceeding to attack to fire a huge laser from its eye piece, forcing them to dodge and then Hikari ran over and did a fiery spin with her sword.

Stock Mecha Knight slashed them, but they jumped back while Kirby did a flurry of stabs with the sword until Stock Mecha Knight blocked and attempted to use Fury Swipes with the claw, but Kirby jumped back and then Alex glowed a little.

Hypothermia. She thought, activating it as she ran over and slashed Stock Mecha Knight, seeming to be a bit more powerful as Viktor swung his axe straight to Flare and Flame where they both got in a stance and both slashed through it, as it lit up and exploded into pieces.

End BGM

"Poyo Poyo!" Kirby cheered… and did his victory dance as Hikari and Worldwalker had to hold down Alex who wanted to hug Kirby for doing his signature dance, then noticed the Heartless and Grimm defeated.

"Great, now let's go." Flare said.

"My dad's in trouble. We need to go help him." Flame said.

"And we will." Hina said as they took off, as the leg exploded behind them as they proceeded to go to Rhythm Route… until they heard slow clapping behind them.

"Bravo. Bravo." A voice sarcastically said.

Penny turned around. "Jaune?" She asked.

"Jaune? Never heard of him." The voice said as they saw Felix approaching them.

At the Citadel…

"FELIX?!" Locus yelled in shock.

"What in sam hell is he doing here?!" Sarge asked. "And why is he wearing that Heartless symbol like he owns the place or something?!"

"Holy crap, he sounds like Jaune!" Nora exclaimed.

"Oh please, do I look like I have a twin or something?" Jaune asked.

Back in Dreamland…

"Why the hell are you back?" Washington asked. "You were killed back in Chorus, so how are you back… and why are you proudly wearing that Heartless emblem?"

BGM: Funny Farm (Red vs Blue)

"Oh, this? Let's just say that I was brought back and turned into a Heartless. You remember your old pal Mephiles, do you?"

"How could we forget?" Isaac asked sarcastically.

Felix chuckled. "Well, he brought me back and turned me into a Heartless, along with a certain friend of yours that loves to make a certain one eyed emo girl's skin crawl. I'm sure you're affiliated with the Meta… You know, the one where the bitch over there beheaded him by shooting his brains out with that Brute Shot?"

"I had no choice…" Carolina said.

"Of course you didn't." Felix chuckled. "Because of your precious relationship with him and the others back at that lame ass excuse of the Freelancer Project. But never mind about that." He chuckled. "Let's talk about the most fucking awesome moment in my revival… where the Destiny Islands was destroyed."

"Poyo poyo?!" Kirby exclaimed in shock.

"That's right, you little puffball. Destiny Islands is destroyed… and it's all thanks to Mephiles. He powered up the Heartless and let them rip apart the islands one little piece at the time. I, of course, had a huge part in it."

"You did? Oh, this sounds rich." Washington said.

"Oh no, it is! I had a part where due to my Heartless instincts… I located that precious little key hole that was locked up nice and tight hidden in the island. Oh, you thought that was locked up and hidden away? Gee, that's too bad… it seems like I found it and proceeded to rip apart the hiding place, and it was just a matter of time before the Heartless came running in and proceeded to tear it apart from the inside. Oh, it was glorious… it was so fucking awesome that I could do it again if I wanted to! And let's not forget your reactions! Priceless!"

"…After we worked so hard on saving our world the first time… and sealing the keyhole away, you managed to find it EASILY?!" Sabrina yelled.

"Indeed. Apparently, this fellow named Dark Decade had a part of my revival as well. He gave me this instinct where I can find and locate the special pathway to the world's core… and then I'd let the Heartless do the rest. You think you Keyblade Wielders make such a big deal on locking it up tight and sealing it away, preventing the Heartless from ever destroying your precious world? That's fucking cute. Tell that to the world we destroyed a few weeks ago… the so-called "Destiny" Islands." Felix gave a dark chuckle. "Y'know, Mephiles told me how you Keyblade Wielders are easy to break, but I never knew you would be that easy."

"You son of a bitch… have you no heart?!" Washington growled.

"Hahaha… considering I'm a Heartless? Yes, I have no heart, but I guess you can say I had no heart to begin with. You might be thinking we're just doing this because it's helping the Malevolent Seven… well you know what? We don't give a shit about them… as soon as they're all destroyed, we will take over and we will proceed to do where they left off. We'll be the big shots, and there's nothing you damn losers can do because you will be begging for mercy once we're done."

"Keep talking, I'm sure it'll look great on your ego." Samus said, ready to blast his head off with a Super Missile.

"And once we're done destroying you losers, we will destroy every single world in this universe, and maybe even other universes, and we will make new worlds under our image, where Heartless and the Grimm will rule, and maybe… just maybe, we'll revive all of you but turn you into a Heartless. That… is Mephiles's plan once you get rid of the Malevolent Seven. Oh, and did I forget to mention he's on the verge of reviving Iblis?"

"WHAT?!" Isaac yelled. "But he doesn't have a Chaos Emerald!"

Felix laughed. "Remember when you losers were teleported to various locations throughout the Universe? They fucked the Citadel up so bad, they got rid of the part where Mephiles wasn't allowed to go back in… so what did he do? He walked into the Citadel… and stole a Chaos Emerald right under your noses. I have to applaud the Malevolent Seven for making it so easy."

A little ways away from them…

"So that's Mephiles's plan…" A man growled. "Zavok, should we-"

"Let them deal with the monologuer, Nega. We'll deal with Mephiles when he shows his face."

"…Of course."

Back with Felix…

"Although, I am not sure what to think of this Homura chick." Felix said. "It seems that she's hell bent on saving her friend or lover or something while serving the Malevolent Seven. Heh, Mephiles is impressed with her abilities and wishes to recruit her for his plan… if she wasn't so fidgety, she'd be on our side right about now. But who cares? We'll get her eventually."

"Alright, I just about had enough of this bastard." Sabrina growled.

"I am so with you." Hina growled.

"Hmph, do you really think all of you can take me on? You seem to be forgetting that I too, am a Heartless." Felix said, snapping his fingers as Heartless came to his aid and proceeded to distract them all as he pulled out his DMR, but several of them got ready to face him. "Ah, so you want to take me down, eh? Cute."

The people who escaped the Heartless to take down Felix were Penny, Uni, Maria Jr, Sabrina, Hina, Tex, Marisa, Dante, Chief, Washington, Carolina, Samus, Abby and Tristina.

"Let's see if you're strong enough. Come on… show me what you're made of!"

End BGM

BGM: Spiral (Red vs Blue)

Hina activated her HDD and ran over, as Sheila activated the Speed Boost as she ran over to punch him, but he quickly blocked it and then sweep kicked her to the ground and then kicked her away, then dodged the incoming lasers from Marisa as he proceeded to shoot them, forcing them to dodge.

Chief proceeded to shoot him with his Assault Rifle, but Felix quickly matrix dodged the bullets and pulled out a Magnum and tried to shoot him, but then Carolina and Washington ran over, so Felix shot them both, then Maria Jr. screamed at him, sending him away.

"Huh… interesting." Felix said, running back really fast and shooting them, but they avoided it as Sabrina shot him with her Battle Rifle, then Dante quickly ran over and slashed him repeatedly but he soon kicked him in the knee and shot Dante several times before shooting him in the head to knock him down, but to his surprise, Dante just got back up like that never even happened. "What's in that brain of yours, titanium?"

"Keep guessing." Dante said, proceeding to shoot Felix but he ducked and used an uppercut to knock him away, then Black Sister flew over and shot him repeatedly, then Halo Heart quickly gave Tex a Battle Rifle where she chuckled darkly and shot Felix, then Samus and Abigail ran over and proceeded to punch him down, then firing several missiles to knock him back as they kicked him back over to Tristina.

Tristina proceeded to kick him with her jet boots and then pulled out her Paralyzer gun and shot him to paralyze him. "Agh! What the hell…?!"

"Gotcha." Tristina said, using the whip to pull him in and kicked him up in the air where Samus and Abigail proceeded to shoot him, then Marisa flew up and scissor kicked him down, where Penny slashed him with her blades before firing a huge laser to knock him away and he landed on the ground.

Felix got back up and aimed his DMR, where he noticed Sabrina to be missing as he looked around for her and then Nightmare Spawn appeared behind him, grabbing him by the throat and throwing him to the ground. "You'll pay dearly for the islands." She growled, as darkness formed in her fist and she was going to punch him, but Felix managed to kick her off, and then putting something else on her gut and then he pulled out a Sticky Detonator… with the bomb currently on her.

"Ta ta." He said, detonating it as Nightmare Spawn screamed in agony and then he kicked her away where everyone ran over to take him down. "Hmph, I seem to be low on energy at the moment after that moment. I'll be back home recharging… until then… take care!" He said, throwing down a flashbang to blind them… and when it disappeared, he was gone.

End BGM

"Mom, are you okay?" Maria Jr. asked, immediately by her side.

"Y-yeah… this is nothing…" She said, wincing as she used Curaga on herself and got up, changing back to normal. "That son of a bitch just dug his own grave though."

"And we'll push him in." Chief said as they nodded, then when the Heartless disappeared, they all took off.

With Felix…

Felix chuckled once he got back to Mephiles' base. "That was sure fun to mess with them, but I'll be back… this time, not toying with them." He chuckled darkly and walked in.

Omake: Wielders Read Mean Tweets Part 1

Isaac

"So Isaac is an emo dark using protagonist with a lovable younger sister? How original."

"Was that last thing an insult to Rose?" Isaac asked. "And why are dark users always called emo?"

Nan

"Adam should've cut off more than just your arm. Like your head. Seriously, then you wouldn't be as predictable as you are."

"Why am I always being called predictable?" Nan complained. "It doesn't get on my nerves anymore, but it's starting to get annoying. And second of all, I'd like to see you fare against a guy with a long ass sword like Sephiroth's that can cut through anything. Come talk to me once you live through that... but since Adam is dead, then what's the point? ...Unless... HEY CLOUD, I'M GONNA NEED THAT BUSTER SWORD FOR A MINUTE!"

Flash

"For Track and Field I wanna use Flash as my javelin! Hope I break his neck!"

"Really?" Flash looked at himself. "I weigh like, 120-something pounds. You'd probably get the worst distance there if you tried."

Sabrina

"Oh goody, you're a mama bear. Maybe I can find a cage, trap you in it, and then electrocute you until you beg for mercy. Then when you beg for mercy, I'll dump oil on you and light you on fire while lighting your entire family on fire in the process!"

"So, you think you can scare me with that little threat? Hmph, I've faced bigger threats than that. And really, you think you can light my whole family on fire just like that?" She suddenly changed into Nightmare Spawn. "Buddy, you got another thing coming if you even lay a finger on them."

Oh Felix, how I loathe thee...

Deadpool: Hey, mean tweets! Are there gonna be more?

Yep, we have a few more already worked out for the four that were just shown, and perhaps we'll do the rest of the Wielders.

Deadpool: I'm down for that!