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"If I ever see that guy again, it'll be too soon…" Marisa muttered as they walked.
"Tell me about it." Sabrina growled in annoyance. "Well, at least we know who was responsible for destroying our home like that." She said. "If I ever see him again, I'm shoving my Keyblade through his skull."
Marisa looked at Dante. "You feeling alright?"
"Just a bit of a headache, but I'll manage." He chuckled, rubbing his forehead.
"Poyo poyo…" Kirby looked at the Destiny Island residents sadly.
"He says he feels sorry for what happened." Sheila translated.
Sabrina knelt down, looking at the adorable puffball. "It's alright… none of us saw it coming. I just wish there was something we could do to get it back." She said, rubbing his head.
"Poyo..." Kirby sighed.
"So, I take it you saw the destruction?" Penny asked Hina.
"Yeah… we saw the aftermath." Hina said. "We were looking for you guys when we came across several worlds that were destroyed, then we come across what was left of Destiny Islands. It was heartbreaking… and I hoped that you were okay. I'm glad you guys were okay."
"Well, the main thing is… you guys weren't harmed." Kai said. "…Well, almost… it destroyed you on the inside."
"But we got over it." Tristina said.
"…I just wish it never happened…" Rose sighed.
"I'm sure we'll find a way to restore your home." Samus said. "…I hope."
"Unless you have someone powerful enough to restore an entire world, we probably won't see it restored anytime soon." Tony said.
"One can dream." Shirley muttered.
"So, where are we?" Noire asked as they wandered around for a bit.
"Hmm… we're at Rhythm Route." Samus scanned the area. "…Hmm, interesting name for an area."
"Well, let's just get through this place." Isaac said as they nodded.
Rhythm Route 5-1: Feel the Beat!
BGM: City of Sound (Kirby: Planet Robobot)
As they were walking, Kirby noticed a Capsule J3 walking around as he happily sucked it up and became Jet Kirby, then flying up to a floating cannon and happily shooting out while everyone else just decided to walk as Kirby landed on a Shadow Heartless, then burning it alive as they walked forward while avoiding the musical notes popping out of a wall and going back.
"That's the weirdest music lesson I've ever seen." Spider-Man said.
"Tell me about it! Never in my life had I thought I had to dodge music in order to stay alive! WHAT HAS THIS UNIVERSE COME TO?!" Deadpool yelled.
"…Weirdo." Noire muttered as they kept walking, unaware of Kirby lighting a fuse and going inside of a cannon, and then heading off to who knows where.
"…Did Kirby just shoot out of a cannon?" Tony asked.
"He likes to have fun on his adventures." Alex said.
"But shooting out of a cannon seems a bit… dangerous." Thor said as they walked and then a few minutes later, Kirby reappeared with a Code Cube in his mini arms.
"Hiiii!" Kirby waved.
"See? He's fine." Alex grinned.
"…What's he made out of?" Spider-Man asked.
"Nintendium." Deadpool said.
"…Ninten…WHAT now?"
"Have you ever seen a video of a Game Boy still working fine as it was cooked alive by an explosion… as it was playing Tetris?"
"…I don't follow."
"He's all full of random stuff, don't mind him." Nan said as they kept walking.
"Believe me! I try to ignore him, but he won't let me!" Spider-Man said.
"Oh come on! Why would you say to that to your pal?"
"…We're not pals."
"Oh, yes we are!"
While the two were arguing, the others attempted to tune them out as they were walking, taking out a giant Kibble Blade… and then they noticed several Gemstone Turtles blocking the way after defeating the Kibble Blade.
"…Anyone got a Pokeflute?" Nan asked.
"I don't think that'll work." Xarina said.
"The problem is, they're blocking everything… and traffic!" Demyx said, seeing a lot of Waddle Dees honking their horns in their cars as the Gemstone Turtles didn't seem to care.
"…Since when did Waddle Dees get drivers licenses?" Sabrina wondered.
"Poyo." Kirby shrugged, and then noticed the Robobot friend, and two Walkys walking around. "Poyo!" He grinned and showed Rose, as she then smiled and then got in hers as Kirby hopped into his, as they absorbed the Walkys.
"…Oh no…" Sabrina paled up.
"What's wrong?" Riku asked.
"…You might want to cover your ears."
"Ready?" Rose asked.
"Poyo!"
"Then let's turn up the music!" Rose grinned, as the Robobots started playing… really bad music that drove the Gemstone Turtles insane as they took off running… in fact, it made some Grimm and Heartless go insane until they succumbed to the loud noises… and unfortunately, not even the cars survived.
"…Well, that's one way to kill a Heartless…" Flare said.
"And a Grimm." Penny added as they walked forward while getting out of the Robobots while grabbing a Code Cube, then proceeding to walk around until they came across a casino.
"Poyo!" Kirby grinned and ran in.
"…I guess we're going in there." Alex said as they took off.
End BGM
Rhythm Road 5-2: Party at the Casino!
BGM: Spinning Roulette (Kirby: Planet Robobot)
"…Are casinos usually this gigantic?" Rose asked.
"No, I don't think so." Nitori said. "I don't think they have giant billiard balls of death or giant dice attempting to squish you."
"Another question. What's a casino anyway?" Rose asked out of curiosity.
"…Let's just say it's a place where you throw all your money away…" Sabrina said.
"Oh my, who'd do something like that?"
"…Crazy people who have no life and are addicted to gambling, that's what." Isaac said.
"…Hey, has anyone seen Marisa?" Riku asked as they saw her at a slot machine, accompanied by a few Waddle Dees playing with her.
"Come on, come on…!" She said… and then was grabbed by Hina and was pulled away. "Oh come on!"
"You just proved a point." Deadpool said.
"What point? I was just looking around!"
"Riiiight…" Tony rolled his eyes as they wandered around the casino.
"Well, if there's one thing to know… Wario will definitely love this place." Xarina said as they walked around, unaware of Deadpool writing a note and dousing it in garlic before making a portal and attaching a fishing pole to it.
"Here fishy fishy fishy!" Deadpool said, wearing a fisherman's outfit, as they saw what he was doing.
"…Oh god, he's not serious…" Kai said.
"Let's just ignore him." Maria said as they wandered around and then Deadpool got a bite.
"Oh mama! It's a big one!" He said as he reeled it in. "Come on, come on, come to daddy!" He then reeled in Wario.
"…That's a big ugly fish." Spider-Man said, who stuck around.
"Uglier than I thought he'd be." He said, tossing Wario to the side as he saw where he was at… and then the next thing they knew, Wario's eyes turned into dollar signs.
"MIIIIINE!" Wario yelled and dove right on in.
"…That's just… not even healthy." Spider-Man said.
"Come on, let's leave him be in his natural habitat!" Deadpool said, pulling away Spidey as a few Waddle Dees ran away from Wario's greediness.
During the chaos, the group eventually found Kirby… at a diner that was in the casino as well. "Poyo poyo!" He demanded, and then a strawberry shortcake was then delivered to him, plus several other delicious treats. "Poyo!"
"…You gotta be kidding me." Noire said.
"Well, it's Kirby…" Flare said, rubbing her head. "Still, I never imagined a small food court in the casino."
Kirby sucked it all in and saw his friends. "Poyo!" He waved as he ran up to them as they proceeded to walk out of the casino while dodging the oncoming giant billiard balls and dice, but they were destroyed by Iron Man's lasers, as they were blissfully unaware of Wario's shenanigans.
"Yo, bro! We're rich, I say! WE'RE RICH!" Wario yelled… and then a Waddle Dee Security Guard tasered him to knock him out as a Bonkers, who is also a security guard, oddly enough, proceeded to toss him out of the casino and into the group.
"AND STAY OUT!" A Waddle Doo yelled and slammed the doors.
End BGM
"Uuugh… why do I feel like a huge sack of potatoes landed on top of us…" Sabrina groaned, as Wario was sitting on top of them.
"And why do those potatoes smell like garlic?" Washington asked as they looked up to see Wario.
"…Oh god…" Nan's eye twitched.
"Who brought him here?" Isaac asked as they heard whistling coming from Deadpool. "…Of course."
"What? Xarina said something!"
"I was making a joke, moron!"
"Next time, be a bit more specific!"
"You always think everything is a joke to you!"
"…She's not wrong." Spider-Man said.
"So what? I like making things interesting." Deadpool chuckled.
"It was the red man who brought me here… mostly because of the casino." Wario admitted. "Hmph, I don't know why I'm actually in this world."
"Because of a little gag I thought up!" Deadpool grinned. "Mostly because of Xarina…"
"I didn't really mean it, you know!"
"Still didn't mean I didn't have to do it!"
"Hmph, so you got me into this world, but I plan on going back…" Wario said and then walked away.
Deadpool had an idea. "Yo, Wario! You can join the Heroes of Light if you want!"
"WHAT?!" Everyone but Spider-Man yelled, looking at Deadpool if he lost his mind. …Then again, this IS Deadpool we're talking about.
"What's in it for me?"
"A lifetime supply of garlic!"
Wario stopped walking and turned around, rubbing his chin in thought. "I'm listening."
"And all the gold you want!"
"Nuh-uh, I'm not giving him our money!" Worldwalker protested.
"Who said anything about you? I know a great friend who can lend you all of his money to you!"
Wario thought long and hard about this. "…Deal. But I'm only doing this for the garlic and money."
"HA HA! I knew you'd come through!"
"So… who's money are you talking about?" Spider-Man asked.
"Hehehehe… Wolverine's. I'm sure he'll understand!"
"…He's going to brutally murder you." Sabrina said.
"Who cares? It'll all be worth it!"
"Well, let's-a go." Wario said as they reluctantly nodded and took off.
"…You know, I kinda prefer Wario over Waluigi any day." Isaac whispered.
"So true." Nan nodded.
At the Citadel…
"Mama mia… it just had to be him…" Mario muttered.
"This is gonna be a nightmare…" Luigi complained.
"I'm going to kick his ass if he even thinks about coming close to me." Daisy said as Peach nodded.
Back with them…
So, Deadpool was bringing Wario up to speed about the whole situation as they saw a tower in front of them. "So, I guess we're going in there." Nan said.
"Pretty much." Hina nodded as they proceeded to walk into the tower.
Rhythm Road 5-3: Deadly Floor Panels
BGM: Techno Tower (Kirby: Planet Robobot)
As soon as they walked into the tower, they noticed some certain floor panels that were red and had a skull on them, as Samus scanned them. "Okay, so those floor panels are really dangerous and will seriously hurt you if you touch them."
The whole place froze as Spider-Man turned to the screen. "So the red panels with skulls are dangerous? Thank you captain obvious." He said as the whole place resumed.
"Oh really? Those obviously suspicious looking red panels with skulls are really dangerous and will seriously hurt you if you touch them?" Wario said with heavy sarcasm. "Even someone like me would know that without a scanner." He said as they walked over and proceeding with caution over the floor as Kirby noticed a Leafan and sucked it up to become Leaf Kirby again and they walked forward while dealing with a few enemies and going through specific doors, as Kirby grabbed a hold of a Code Cube after getting into a fight with a Dubior and scanning it with his Robobot while Rose chose to stay in the Sword form.
"Poyo!" Kirby grinned as they kept walking.
"What's the purpose of those, anyway?" Wario wondered.
"My guess… collectibles." Nan said.
"And to take down the giant force field in front of the boss area." Worldwalker said.
"…Okay, that too."
As they proceeded to walk and grabbing the second Code Cube after an interesting puzzle while also seeing two bad drawings of Kirby and Dedede, courtesy of two Waddle Dees, they noticed they had to walk across the floor with the dangerous tiles again.
So, the Keyblade women proceeded to go into HDD and flew, Chief and Carolina using their jetpacks while also carrying a stubborn Washington, much to their annoyance, Iron Man and Iron Zero flew off, Spider-Man swung his way over to the other side, Marisa summoning her broom so Dante can fly with her and flew off with Nitori and Mokou, who picked up her husband and flew with Hikari as well, while the others made their way across the floor and nabbing the last Code Cube in the process, then they walked out of the tower.
End BGM
Rhythm Road 5-4: Eat my Dust!
"That was really interesting." Sabrina said after deactivating her HDD, and then they heard Rose screaming. "What is it?!" She asked, immediately going into the defensive… until they realized that Rose just did a fangirl scream… mostly because there were two Wheelies for their Robobots to scan.
"…Oh, we all got worked up for nothing." Xarina muttered.
"Don't scare us like that…" Isaac sighed.
"Sorry." Rose blushed before they scanned the Wheelies and took off, as Yukari opened a gap for the same Warthog… and a few Mongeese too, while Wario just pulled out his Wario bike.
BGM: Robobot Road Ride (Kirby: Planet Robobot)
"Hey, hot stuff." Wario looked at Neo. "Why don't you come ride with me?" He asked.
Neo shuddered at the thought and hopped on Nan's bike. "Sorry, but my sister isn't interested!" He said and took off.
"…He has a sister?" Wario wondered before looking at Rosalina who hopped on a Mongoose. "How about you?"
"Don't even think about it." Rosalina said in disgust and took off.
"…So that's a maybe?" Wario curiously asked before taking off with the others, where they proceeded to do the same thing as before as they ran over Heartless and Grimm, while Wario dropped a Bob-Omb for a Beowolf. "Present for ya!" He said and took off.
The Beowolf picked up the Bob-omb in curiosity… and then it blew up, causing it to cough out smoke and then growled, proceeding to run after him, but got hit by another Bob-omb to kill it, as Wario did his maniacal laughter.
"Is he always like this?" Tex asked.
"Believe me, that's him all the time." Rosalina muttered. "Don't get me started on Waluigi… ugh… why he still sends me flowers WHEN I KEEP SPECIFICALLY TELLING HIM I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HIM is beyond me!" She said in annoyance.
"Never have I seen her so annoyed." Isaac said.
"You'd be annoyed too if a creep like Waluigi wouldn't leave you alone." Tristina told him, who decided to ride with him this time.
"Fair point."
Soon, they saw a ramp which they all proceeded to jump off of as they landed perfectly and getting out once they reached the end… and then the next thing they knew… there was a train in front of them.
End BGM
"Um… we don't have any tickets…" Isaac said.
"Nonsense! I know a way in!" Deadpool said as he pointed to the back. "We can sneak our way in!"
"…Or we can just go in anyway." Carolina said, pointing to a sign that said 'no tickets are needed!'
"Well, that makes me feel a bit better." Kai said as they walked in.
"Oh come on! Going in the back would've been way cooler!" Deadpool said.
"Maybe for you." Spider-Man walked in.
"You guys need to learn how to have fun and break a few rules, y'know!" Deadpool told them and ran in.
World 5-5: Not-so Luxury Train Ride
BGM: Loud Locomotive (Kirby: Planet Robobot)
"So, this is what it's like to be on a train." Marisa said. "Cold, metallic… and very loud."
"Pfft, this train is nothing compared to the Excess Express." Wario said. "…Less noisy too."
"And a bit haunted." Sabrina added as they walked around the train as a few Waddle Dees were sitting down, while other enemies were walking around, as Kirby sucked up a Whipcreat and they proceeded to keep walking, as their main goal was going to the locomotive.
Problem was, every train car was different, filled with Kirby residents… and let's not forget the Heartless and Grimm that snuck in uninvited, forcing them to battle them as they kept walking… and then they noticed a certain yellow tub of lard and a pink puffball missing.
"…Okay, where the hell are those two?" Carolina asked as they went back a few cars and spotted the two dining in front of a bar, eating to their hearts content.
"Poyo!"
"Pass me that hot sauce, will ya?"
"Poyo poyo!"
"Thanks."
"Oh, for the love of…" Nan facepalmed as Samus grabbed Wario by the ear as Abby and Alex had to pry Kirby away.
"Ow! OOOOOW!" Wario yelled as they kept going around the train, dealing with more Heartless and Grimm while dealing with a very angry Bonkers until Kirby put him in his place… and ate the poor guy alive. "I wonder what it'd be like if I ate my enemies?" Wario wondered.
"…Don't even go there." Sabrina shuddered just thinking about it as they kept walking until they got to the end, where they saw a Hairy Waddle Dee driving the train.
"Okay, so how do we stop this guy?" Noire asked.
"Allow me." Wario smirked and walked forward. "…You might want to hold your breath."
The Wielders', Rosalina's and Worldwalker's eyes widened, realizing what he was about to do. "Move… MOVE!" Rosalina yelled as they quickly got out of the locomotive and ran off, as the passengers heard a loud explosion… and they smelled something completely… horrorific.
"That is the most disgusting thing I just ever heard… of all time." Washington said as the train came to a complete stop as they ran out of the train as they noticed the stink cloud coming straight for them.
End BGM
On the other side, Wario walked out of the Locomotive, waving his hand over his nose. "Phew! What did they put in that burrito?" He asked innocently as the Hairy Waddle Dee collapsed on the ground next to him, gasping for air. "Sorry." He grinned.
"…Well, that's one way to stop a train…. Even if it was disgusting." Noire said, as she saw her sister puking near a bush, as everyone felt the exact same way… well, minus Penny and Tex that is since they're robots.
"On the bright side, at least it got us to the boss area!" Deadpool said, pointing over to some Copy Abilities.
BGM: Approaching Boss (Kirby: Squeak Squad)
"Poyo poyo…" Kirby wondered, looking at Bomb, Mirror or Leaf. "Poyo…" He mused and looked at his hammer. "Poyo." He walked away from the Copy Abilities, deciding to keep the hammer for a little while.
"You're not going to get any of those?" Rose asked.
"Poyo poyo."
"He says he's fine with the hammer as it helped him take down several bad guys before." Sheila translated.
"Well, whatever makes him happy." Hina said as they proceeded to walk to the next area, where they saw Susie… but she was singing again.
End BGM
BGM: Susie, Executive Assistant (Kirby: Planet Robobot)
"We implore you, dear Haltmann! We implore you, dear Haltmann! Bless our work and be at ease!" She sang and then saw them. "Oh! Well, hello there! We meet again. I'm sure you remember me? Susie, the charming secretary, yes?"
"You ain't that charming." Wario said. "In fact, your singing stunk!"
Susie's eye twitched. "Excuse me, but I worked really hard on that!"
"Keep trying and you might just be decent enough for me to be remotely interested."
Susie glared at Wario, then at the others. "Is he…?"
"He's always like this." Isaac said.
"…I see. Well then… I was quite surprised that you destroyed one of the Stock Mecha Knights." Susie said, also making a mental note to destroy Wario for insulting her singing voice. "Hmph, I guess the super computer isn't perfect after all…" She muttered.
She then pulled out a capsule. "Don't worry though! This next one will be able to squash your rebellion! He was created from the latest in nanogenetic technology. He's ruthless. He's driven. He's… a clone of royal proportions!" She turned around, looking at Kirby. "Heehee, and it looks like he has a long standing grudge against you!"
She threw it up in the air. "Get ready for Model #D-0030! DEDEDE CLONE!"
End BGM
The Dedede clone emerged, looking very dark purple and very threatening as Susie hopped onto her getaway vehicle. "You see those nuisances? Destroy them!" She ordered as she took off.
The Dedede Clone smirked, before deciding to split into three.
"Three of them?!" Kai asked, and then the Heartless and Grimm arrived to make things even more insane. "Alright, some of us will take on one!" She said, as she ran up to a Dedede Clone, and joining her was Hina and Maria, the other one had Sabrina, Maria Jr and Rose, and the last one had Neo, Nan and Kirby to deal with.
"Let's rock." Maria smirked, cracking her knuckles.
BGM: Dedede Three (Kirby: Planet Robobot)
The Dedede clone ran over and attempted to suck the trio up, but they rolled out of the way as Maria ran over and punched him in the gut, knocking him far, but he jumped back to try and flatten her, but Maria backflipped.
"Wow, you weren't kidding how strong you got." Kai said.
"Can we focus on the fight first?" Maria asked.
"Sorry."
Hina summoned Didact's Will and ran over, slashing the clone repeatedly and used Aerial Slam to knock it down where Kai slashed it away, then Hina changed the Keyblade into the Lightrifle and proceeded to shoot the clone.
The Dedede Clone jumped up in the air and hammered them, but was blocked by Maria's Sarasaland's Hope and then slashed it away where Hina switched the Lightrifle to the Lightblade as she slashed the clone several times until she was hammered away, then Maria jumped into the air and used Sonic Blade and knocked him away.
"Hina!" Maria exclaimed, using Curaga on her.
"Thanks." She said, running over and using Zantetsuken to knock the clone way, but it recovered and tried to hammer them, but then Maria jumped back and then smirked, summoning a Slammer who proceeded to clap its hands to knock the Dedede clone back, then it disappeared.
"Gotta love Slammers!" Kai said as they proceeded to attack the clone until they managed to disarm it and then Maria jumped into the air.
"CRYSTAL… SMASH!" She yelled, hitting the clone as it was knocked away as it was knocked into the other Dedede clones from Maria Jr's screaming and a Hammer Flip from Kirby as they looked at each other and nodded, as a machine appeared in the middle of the battlefield as they got on it and proceeded to make the battle a more living hell by firing bullets and fire all around them.
Nitori spotted the machine and smirked. "Oh, I don't think so." She said as she jumped into the air and aimed at the machine the Dedede Clones were in. "Heavy Rain: Great War Beneath the River!"
"Heads up!" Kai said as they saw a huge tidal wave coming for them, as they braced for impact as the water slammed into them as they held on, luckily, Nitori manipulated the water so they wouldn't be washed away.
As for the Dedede clones… well, let's just saw the machine lit up and exploded, as the three Dedede's were flown into the sky and exploded, spelling out the letters "DDD".
End BGM
"Come on, let's go." Sabrina said as they took off, but as they did… Samus picked something up on her radar.
"Hold on, I'm picking up on something close by… and it seems to be struggling." Samus said as she took off as the others followed, as they spotted a certain penguin king.
"Need… water…" He groaned, and then got hit by tons of water. "Ack!" He exclaimed, feeling a ton better and then noticed the group. "…Oh! It's you!"
"Dedede, good to see you again." Worldwalker said.
"Yeah." Dedede nodded. "I was just trying to find my way towards that stupid area that knocked down my castle and burying my Waddle Dees and Escargoon! Not to mention that Cappy Town has been leveled too! I was nearly there and then you guys showed up!"
"Well, glad we're here to help." Hina said.
"Yep." Dedede nodded and then looked at Sabrina. "Hey, wait a minute… could you… transform in your HDD thing for me?"
"…Sure…?" Sabrina tilted her head and then went into Nightmare Heart.
"…No, that can't be it…"
Nightmare Heart went into Next Nightmare.
"No…"
Next Nightmare went into her Spawn form.
"Warmer…"
"Oh for the love of…" Spawn Sabrina went into her Nightmare Spawn form.
"YES! THAT'S IT!" Dedede exclaimed before realizing something. "…Oh… awkward…"
"What is…?" Nightmare Spawn asked.
"Well, this is really awkward, but… were you trapped in space recently?"
"Yeeeeah… how would you know that?"
"Well, earlier, we received a distress signal in Dreamland, and as we were flying to figure it out, I noticed something in Meta Knight's cockpit, and as I zoomed in… I saw you floating in space."
Nightmare Spawn's eyes widened. "You did?!"
"Yes… but um… I… might have mistaken you for space debris and didn't bother making a detour."
Nightmare Spawn's eyes completely darkened, her body trembling with rage. "You mean to tell me… that you were nearby after Homura and Sailor Chaos put me there in space… and you didn't even bother checking… because you assumed I was just some measly space debris…?!"
"Yeah… that's pretty much it."
Most of them backed away from Nightmare Spawn, who had a dark aura surrounding her. "You… mistook me… for space junk…"
"Now Sabrina, calm down… it's just a misunderstanding…" Dedede said, already fearing for his life.
"DEDEDE!" She screamed as she tackled him to the ground, proceeding to beat the poor guy up… and it seemed that RIku and Isaac joined in on beating him up.
"…It was just a misunderstanding…" Rose muttered.
"Even so, he did kind of deserve it for not telling Meta Knight to check it out." Maria Jr. said.
"Poyo poyo." Kirby agreed.
One beat up penguin later…
"Heheheh… mommy, I see pretty Warp Stars…!" Dedede laughed groggily as Sabrina felt a lot better.
"Feeling better?" Riku asked.
"Yeah… that's what he gets." Sabrina nodded as they took off while Kirby dragged an unconscious Dedede, and soon… they saw a downed Halberd… underneath Access Ark as they took off, looking for any survivors, and possibly wondering if Meta Knight survived.
Omake: Wielders Read Mean Tweets Part 2
Isaac
"I found Anti-Isaac much more interesting than you. Can we bring him back? He's a lot more entertaining than you... plus more attractive!"
"Question, how did you find him entertaining and attractive? What does he have that I don't? But, I do know something that I have that he doesn't. It's called life."
Nan
"Honestly, you are by far the biggest crybaby when it comes to your friend's death. Oh boohoo, she died from cancer! Grow a spine and get over it!"
"First of all: Death is hard on everyone. Second of all: Maybe YOU should deal with cancer and see where that gets you, buddy boy!" Nan growled. "Also, keep talking before she comes to find you and freeze your ass so cold, you'll be wondering if you're an extra in one of those Ice Age movies that gets killed off right away, then we'll see who's the real crybaby!"
Flash
"I'm tempted to say that you have some weird fetishes, Flash. Most if not everyone in the LSV are animal people."
Flash shook his head and chuckled. "That's how people are in the Spiral. Not my fault."
Sabrina
"Your love for video games astounds me. Why don't you dump Riku and marry your video game consoles instead, you annoying video game addict?"
"It'll never work out. Besides, they'll be all worn out in a few years, unlike humans like my guy. Besides, who the hell marries video games anyway?"
Yeeeep, Wario's joining the Heroes of Light.