Oh, I've checked the first chapter. It looked a bit different than the version I had on my word document. So I changed it back to a more readable version for fanfiction dot net. I'm used to a different method of uploading stories.

Anyway let's move on to our next character. There might be able some problems recognizing him, since his unique clothing colors give him a subtle charm during stealth missions. He usually flashes his opponents with his appearance in order to make them unable to reopen their eyes again. You know who I am talking about: it's Naruto Uzumaki, dattebayo!

Basic Information

Name: Naruto Uzumaki

Age: 17

Birthdate: October 10

Height: 166 cm

Weight: 50, 9 kg

Gender: male

Favorite food: Ramen (it took a good guess on my side to solve this hidden secret of him…)

Additional Items

Clothes: black-orange jumpsuit, shinobi sandals, black hitai-ate

Weapons: pouch with kunais and shuriken, limited amount of paper bombs

Books: "How to find loved lost ones" – illustrated edition, "Friendship Is Magic" – Comic Series

Advice from aside: Naruto takes the concept of "Friendship Is Magic" a little bit too seriously. Mo matter where he goes he is bound to make friends out of people he sees for the first time of his life. Even enemies.

Hidden Character Sides

Main Character – Mode

Tragic past, constant reminder of his career goal, no relevant hindrances towards reaching this goal, hidden superpower, fiery character traits and a long-lasting lovestory with lots of longing as a side-quest… see any pattern? It even sounds familiar. And it's not like I am implying that the course of action is getting predictable or something. Taking all of this in consideration it is highly unlikely that Naruto Uzumaki is going to die in the near future or his enemies will have a fair chance of winning. "Losing" is simply not programmed for this character… but! Konoha officials are insisting him of catching up with the higher art of education of the past years. How much time passed, since he got out of school until he gets the position of his dreams without reading any adequate book explaining the required skills to rule a village? 5 years? 6? This little hindrance even gets 10 seconds of screentime!

50 shades of love – Mode

Is he in love with Sakura Haruno? Does he give in to the permanent signs of affection by Hinata Hyuuga? Do we have an unknown unpredictable lover somewhere? Or is there a very special reason searching for his old teammate, although Sasuke Uchiha makes it obvious that he doesn't want to have any connection at all towards him? Even after the war he isn't interested in staying near the village. Coincidence? I don't think so. Naruto, please, decide yourself!

Akamichi – Mode

Naruto Uzumaki's ancestors had a secret love affair with a member of the Akamichi clan. Otherwise I am unable to explain the amount of food he consumes without gaining a drop of weight. Yes, we know that Naruto has to eat for two – Kurama doesn't want to starve. Yes, Naruto does athletic exercises throughout the day, which might explain the condition of his body. But still… we are gaining so much insight into Japanese food we could make a cooking show out of the original series. Lots of filler episodes would finally make sense and would contain worth knowing guidelines to survive the daily life. Children, THAT is education.

Advice from aside: To all future Naruto Uzumaki owners - you need a decent amount of income to provide for his food. Even spending all of his own money for ramen goes hand in hand.

FAQ's

Q: "I have a harem full of men and women in front of my door?! What's going on? I didn't sign up for this!"

A: Are those harem members attractive or are they in the possession of inhuman sex appeal? If so, then why do you want to have them away? And if not, … then you are unlucky. Naruto makes special friends wherever he goes, so he would find new harem members in no time.

Q: "I need a delivery of Sasuke Uchiha to strengthen his relationship with Naruto! *turns red and starts drooling*"

A: Clean the carpet! I don't want to see any drops of drool when I come back. Any yes, of course you are getting delivered Sasuke to your home. We even have a special edition for both of them. And it might be the only chance to get rid of the harem members.

Q: "There is a huge fox with nine tails lying on my floor. What am I supposed to do?"

A: Nothing. Please send him back to us. We lost him a few days ago, although he gets his own package.

Who do you want to have next? Any "delivery" wishes? :D