I'm back! Jeez u haven't updated in ages. I'm really sorry 'bout that, wish I had an excuse... But I don't. Heads up there is gonna be big gaps in updating in this story and my other one. I'm starting school tomorrow and I have rehersals for my school play and sadly they come first. Any way on with the chapter!

Adrien loved going to public school, he was so grateful for being granted permission to attend but boy why did math have to exist? The blonde remembered Nino once saying that it stands for 'Mental Abuse To Humans' and he couldn't have agreed more. All the numbers and formulas just made his head hurt and the teacher didn't help one bit. She was a cranky bitch no doubt about it.

Adrien sighed as said bitch started to write down algebra notes on the board. WHY WAS LIFE SO CRUEL?

He lifted his head slightly and chuckled when he seen a certain blue-nette tip-toe past the distracted teacher. Adrien really liked Marinette, but sadly he wasn't too sure if Marinette liked him too. Ever since 'the gum incident' she always stuttered around him and acted like she wanted to get out of his presence ASAP. It was a had always felt a strange connection to the girl. He didn't know if it was she designed clothes and he wore them, or if they were as different as night and day, oppisites attract he was always told, but he always dismissed it. His heart belonged to Ladybug.

Adrien heard Plagg snicker slightly from inside his jacket. What was that cheese loving floating cat's problem? Nino woke Adrien up from his daze when a large BANG sounded through out the school.

'SHIT!'

The blonde grabbed his bag and sprinted to the bathroom. No one was there thankfully so he allowed Plagg to come out of his jacket and he transformed.

One transformation sequence later ChatNoir stood in the model's place.

"Let's go and kick some akuma butt!"

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Ladybug swung from building to building while looking for the akuma. She looked everywhere for magic bubbles, people with black lips, magic knights, anything along those lines, but she found nothing. Nothing except a certain black cat.

"Hello here bugaboo, wonderful day for an akuma fight is it not?"

Ladybug rolled her eyes, "now is not the time chat on!"

"Looks like the purr-fect time to me!"

"Your puns suck."

Chat lifted one gloved hand and put it to his chest dramatically. "You have wounded me m'lady! I thought my puns were paw-some and I am a-paw-lled that you think otherwise.

The spotted heroine giggled a bit but stopped before Chat Noir herd anything. She wasn't going to boost his ego anymore.

She was stopped from running any further by Chat, who stuck a hand out and pointed below him. Ladybug followed his gaze and seen what the leather cat was staring at. In front of the heroes was a girl, around 15, who seemed to be dressed like a horse rider. Her hair was in a braid and all her riding gear was a mix between purple and black. The akuma sat on top of a black and purple horse, presumably akumatized with her and as she galloped through the streets she whipped people with a long whip turning them into a rather disturbing mix between a person and pony.

As the villain went to transform another civilian Chat Noir jumped in front of her and blocked the hit with his staff.

"HOW DARE YOU!" The villain screeched. "First the mayor tries to take my pony and now YOU are getting in the way of my revenge."

While Chat and the villain were talking Ladybug jumped down to join them, failing to notice the weird ponified people closing in on them.

"Amateurs!"

Ladybug took her focus away from the akuma and seen the dozens of pony people enclosing them.

"Chat! You take Pony Girl and I'll take these freaks."

This angered the akuma more. "THATS NOT MY NAME( slowly starts singing to myself... You know what song) I AM NIGHTMARE RIDER!"

The heroes ignored Nightmare Rider and continued the original plan. Ladybug turned to face the pony people who slowly started to leave Chat Noir alone and come for her. She managed to knock some out with her yoyo but it seemed that everytime she took out a pony another 2 came in its place. Eventually there was no way for Ladybug to escape so she continued fighting hoping to get rid of them all.

Chat was having a horrible time with this akuma. He was at least 2 years older than her and he was getting his ass kicked. The fight was repetitive, just Nightmare Rider tries to whip him, he blocks it with staff. Chat realised a pattern and continues doing what he was doing. Nightmare Rider caught on and changed her attack managing to hit the black cat's arm. Nothing happened to both hero and villain's confusion until Plagg said from inside Adrien's, "Your suit is magic dumbass!"

Chat looked down. His suit was ripped and there was a strange purple dust on his arm, but nothing seemed to dangerous so he just continued fighting.

Ladybug finally managed to escape the ponified citizens and joined her partner.

"Contain her and the horse while I think of something!"

Chat Noir nodded and drew Cataclysm, causing hundreds of tiny black particles to surround his hand. He ran to a wall and brushed his hand along it causing the bricks to fall and contain the akumas. He turned to 'his lady' and shouted, "Do your thing LB!"

"Lucky Charm!" Ladybug exclaimed, throwing her yoyo above her head. Millions of Ladybug's appeared and created and object which fell into the spotted heroine's hand.

"An apple?" She asked out loud.

Ladybug looked around begging her lucky vision to kick in. When it did the apple, her yo yo, a nearby branch and the horse under the wall rubble. "GOT IT! Get ready for the whip Chat!"

Chat nodded and got into a fighting stance, ya know just in case.

Ladybug wrapped her weapon around the bricks and tugged making the makeshift container collapse to the ground. She then grabbed the branch and tied her yoyo string to the end of it. Then the apple was attached creating a far from professional fishing rod.

Marinette waved the apple on a stick in front of the akuma horse making it rear back and drop its rider. It came trotting over to the spotted hero and ate the apple straight out of her hands. As Chat lifted the whip leaving the akuma powerless, he sauntered over to his partner.

"You got yourself a friend m'lady?"

'His lady' rolled her eyes and asked for the whip.

When the akuma was purified and the miraculous cleanse carried out, the two heroes did the celebratory fist bump while exclaiming, "Pound it!"

"Farewell m'lady." Chat joked bending over and gently kissing Ladybug's gloved hand.

Ladybug raised one finger and pushed him away. She motioned to his ring and her earrings and went to take off when and hand grabbed her wrist.

"Please don't go, I want you to see me, the real me."

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Firstly I must apologise for my horrible attempt of an akuma. Second I am still VERY sorry about making y'all wait so long for this update. I will try update more frequently but my while life isn't fan fiction. In fact I wrote this when I was supposed to be doing math homework due for tomorrow, #NOREGRETS!

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