The Space Conspiracy of McFist

by Jet556

Scraping the bottom of the villain motive barrel, after merchandising rights, Hannibal McFist threatens to drop a space station onto Norrisville unless the citizens give him all their money in five hours. Seeking to put an end to his time as an anthropoid Randy Cunningham turns to Rick Finlayson, the elderly father of Ken, so he might once more be human and confront McFist.

2. Bones

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Bones

A collection of bones, skulls looking like they had more in common with the Easter Island statues, had been put on a table. Randy could only stare at them.

"I thought you said it was technology." Said Randy. "All I see are bones."

"These bones are were the beginning of our findings." Stated Rick. "One of you may tap them gently."

Ken did gently tap one of the bones and it made a sound. An "A" minor to be precise!

"Dad, what are these things?" asked Ken.

"Alien bones." Replied Rick. "From Easter Island. All of them hollow and when we first tapped them we discovered that some of the yellow grass had been changed. It was now green!"

"Has this ever been tested?" asked Ken. "Tested on a person?" If such a thing could truly return Randy to human form then it could remove his own deformities. He could have normal hands, an eye that didn't bulge… He could be something other than a freak…

"There was too many moral ramifications to test it on a human." Stated Rick. "What choice is there in this situation?"

Randy nodded in agreement. There was little choice in the matter.