The Space Conspiracy of McFist

by Jet556

Scraping the bottom of the villain motive barrel, after merchandising rights, Hannibal McFist threatens to drop a space station onto Norrisville unless the citizens give him all their money in five hours. Seeking to put an end to his time as an anthropoid Randy Cunningham turns to Rick Finlayson, the elderly father of Ken, so he might once more be human and confront McFist.

4. Anti-Climatic

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Anti-Climatic

To say that Neil Apestrong had gotten the Ninja to the space station would be to state the obvious. To feature it in this story would be meaningless because nothing exciting happened.

Instead it would be best to tell of the Ninja's confrontation with McFist. Indeed that is what this story has been building up to: the final confrontation between the Ninja and Hannibal McFist.

To say it was something spectacular would be untrue. To say it was something anti-climatic would be accurate.

With a magnetizing device in hand, McFist stood before the Ninja. A bunch of junk was hovering in the air.

"One could say I have a crush on you, Ninja." Said McFist.

"Ew, I'm in high school and you are like… fifty!" exclaimed the Ninja.

"I'm in my forties!" countered McFist.

"Still, say something else!" insisted the Ninja.

"Alright prepare to be… Hold on." McFist took a thesaurus out of his pocket to find a good word. Upon finding a word, his face lit up with a sinister smile. "Prepare to be comminuted!" McFist hit a button on the magnetizing device and all of the junk then crushed him rather than the Ninja.

So died Hannibal McFist. It was very anti-climatic.