Later at lunch, Jimmy, Carl and Sheen were sitting together and discussing some things.
"So Ultra Lord isn't the father of our country?" asked Sheen "I thought he was! It says that on the Ultra Lord website"
"But you wrote the Ultra Lord website" Jimmy remarked.
"Yeah, so?" asked Sheen.
"Boy, Libby and Cindy sure have gotten well acquainted" Carl said as he saw Cindy and Libby conversing at the table across from them.
"Yeah" Jimmy added.
On the other table, Cindy and Libby were having a nice conversation getting to know each other.
"You know Libby, those Egyptian dreads look good on you" Cindy told her.
"Thanks" said Libby "My ancestor was an Egyptian queen"
"Awesome" Cindy smiled.
Just then, Brittany came walking towards Cindy and Libby's table.
"Hey guys" said Brittany "Mind if I join y'all?"
"Sure Brittany" said Libby.
Brittany then sat down right in front of Cindy and Libby "So Cindy, where are you from?"
"I'm from Nevada" Cindy replied "My mother's job got transferred, so we moved here to Texas"
"That's interesting" Libby remarked "So what's it like in Nevada?"
"Well I used to be the smartest kid in my school and I probably would've carried on that reputation if it wasn't for that swirly headed show-off" Cindy glared at Jimmy, who was conversing with Carl and Sheen.
"Oh, that's Jimmy" said Brittany "He's a boy genius"
"A boy genius?" asked Cindy "I find that very difficult to believe. A 13 year old with a super high IQ"
"I don't know who this IQ guy is, but Jimmy really is super smart" Brittany remarked.
"It's true" said Libby "He's won the science fair every year in a row and we're all sick of it"
"That's why I'm Jimmy's lab assistant, so I can use all this science-y stuff to invent something to broom the floor with him at the fair" Brittany explained.
"I believe it's 'mop' Brittany" Libby deadpanned.
"No, I don't think my hair looks like a mop" the pigtailed blonde replied "Yours sure as heck does"
"Oy vey" Libby covered her eyes.
On the other table, Jimmy and his friends were observing the girls having a nice conversation.
"Gee, that Vortex kid sure has made fast friends with Libby and Brittany" Jimmy remarked.
"Man, girls are so lame" Sheen remarked "A few seconds and they become bestest friends"
"And that is why we don't like girls, gentlemen" Jimmy proclaimed "They have ways we will never understand"
After lunch, it was time for gym class and everyone was lined up for a relay race. Well, only six of them at least. Carl and Brittany were against each other on the third row, Sheen and Libby were on the second one and Jimmy and Cindy were up on the first row.
"You may have outsmarted me in history class Neutron, but I sure as heck will outsmart you in this race" Cindy told him.
"Don't be ridiculous, Cindy" Jimmy folded his arms "With my awesome cranium, I can surely calculate for variables and leave you in the dust"
"We'll see about that, Jimmy" Cindy placed her hands on her hips.
"Alright everyone! Listen up!" the gym teacher shouted "We will be having a relay race! Anyone who comes in last will get trampled! Anyone who refuses to be trampled, will be trampled some more! The race when I say 'go' GOOOO!"
Carl and Brittany then started racing against each other.
"You know Carl, this is good cardio" Brittany said as she started passing Carl.
"Easy for...you to...say" Carl huffed "You don't have huge PH levels..."
Carl and Brittany kept racing until they reached Sheen and Libby.
"You know Libby, when I leave you in the dust, you can still be my Race Queen" Sheen winked at Libby.
"Get a life, Sheen" Libby said sarcastically.
Just then, Brittany ran to Libby and gave her the baton and Carl then started hyperventilating and handed Sheen his baton and then he fainted. Sheen and Libby were racing against each other, but Sheen was ahead.
"Hey Sheen! Have you seen my back? Well here it is!" Libby said as she ran faster than Sheen.
"Hey! You can't do that!" Sheen exclaimed.
"And why not?" asked Libby.
Sheen replied "One. You're a female. Two. You're not a guy. Three. You're a girl!"
"Sheen, how are those reasons any different from each other?" Libby asked him.
While Sheen and Libby were racing, Jimmy and Cindy were still fighting over who will win.
"Get ready to have your butt kicked, Neutron!" Cindy remarked "I am not only a black belt, but I am also the four time champion of the Junior Track Team"
"Don't be so bigheaded, Cindy!" Jimmy told her "I can easily count for variables and plausible moves, so I'll mop the floor with you"
Just then, Sheen and Libby came running and handed both Jimmy and Cindy their respective batons.
"No pressure Jimmy, but for the love of humanity, PLEASE DON'T SCREW UP!" Sheen shouted.
Jimmy and Cindy ran against each other, but no matter how hard Jimmy thought, Cindy kept outrunning him. Finally, Jimmy decided to make his legs run faster. But no matter how hard he tried, he was no match for the athletic Cindy J. Vortex.
"Hey Jimmy!" Cindy said as she continued running "Do you know what's worse than losing a race?"
"No, what is worse than losing a race?" asked the running Jimmy.
"Losing to a girl!" Cindy said as she crossed the finish line.
"And the winner is Cindy Vortex!" the coach shouted as he placed a blue ribbon her chest.
"Yeah! Hooray!" the other kids cheered.
"Now trample on Neutron!" the coach shouted as he pointed to the fallen Jimmy.
The other kids started laughing as they trampled on Jimmy, who glared at a smirking Cindy.
"You're going down, Vortex" he thought.
Author's Note:
It looks like Jimmy has found himself a little competition. How will this turn out? Stay tuned.