AN: Another chappie? Already! Yesh. I know. I'm a winner. :) Anyway, thanks so much to everyone that reviewed! I really appreciated it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, and I do not profit from this fanfiction in any monetary way.
Renesmee POV (will change soon in the future)
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Target was actually quite an odd store. The workers were either extremely depressed optimists or just plain out bipolar. Which I wasn't sure, but it didn't really matter...they creeped me out either way...
"Hello, welcome to Target!" one worker shrieked at me, her eyes so wide that I thought they'd pop out of her head.
"Yeah..."
"Would you like to buy a pack of batteries?" she asked cheerfully, her teeth nearly breaking through her cheeks.
"What the hell am I going to do with a pack of batteries?" I asked as I looked down at the load of batteries she was trying to force into my hands.
"Use it to power stuff," she ground of between her teeth as she slipped and slid across the linoleum floor, still trying to push the batteries at me.
"I don't want any batteries," I told her, trying to hold her at bay with normal human strength.
"But they are so wonderful!"
"LISTEN TO ME YOU ARSEHOLE! I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR BATTERIES!"
The worker pouted and moved away, allowing me to flee deeper into the store. It was a good thing I did too...
"RENESMEE? WHERE ARE YOU?"
It just wasn't my day.