AN: Look! Two updates in one day! I know. I'm amazing. Anyway, I'm adding another one mostly because I had to delete four of my stories and edit chapter three and fifteen of this story because fanfiction is majorly cracking down on songfics and lyrics in stories. So long story short, I'm updating twice…yeah, I already said that. Anyway, thanks for the reviews, favorites, and alerts!
AN 2: Sorry if you thought this was a new chapter. I had to re-upload it because blah blah blah. It doesn't really matter. Anyway, there'll be a new chapter later!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, and I am not making any money from this fanfiction.
Bella POV
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I turn around for one second, and then poof! Edward's gone. Where could he have run off to? I started to check behind things, furiously sniffing the air. Unfortunately, my sense of smell turned out to be no help because of all the various smells from people and disgusting human food items. It was just my luck too. Hey, I think I'm going to go to Target and lose my husband today! Yeah…no…
"Hey, Bella!"
I turned around at the sound of the shout, and I did a double take. If I had been drinking anything—which I wouldn't unless it was blood because we vampires are just too cool for that—I would have spit it all over Edward's ridiculous, red striped pirate costume. Parrot included.
"Squawk!"
"Arg!"
"OH MY CARLISLE. EDWARD, WHAT THE HECK!"