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Unknown Stalker's POV
Okay, either these vampires were seriously bipolar or…no, that had to be it.
"Carlisle," Esme sobbed, falling to the ground, "there's a kitty over there."
Carlisle army crawled over to it. "Vampire Police to the rescue!" He grabbed the cat with one hand and lifted it into the air. It puffed up into a huge furry ball and began hissing wildly. The vampire didn't seem to notice though and danced around in a circle. He looked like an idiot.
Esme sobbed harder, rolling around on the sidewalk, falling into the street at one point and almost getting hit by a car. In the car the people screamed angrily and flipped the two vampires off, honking the horn rapidly. Well, I would say those people weren't pleased by the Vampire Police.
I was getting really sick of them and their stupidity. I jumped out of the bushes, screaming, "Halt!"
Esme turned her face up to me, and Carlisle dropped the cat as he spun on his heel to face me. I wasn't sure, but I'm pretty sure the cat flipped him off before it ran away. Weird.
"What are you doing here?" Carlisle asked.
I laughed, pointing my invisible gun at them. "Sorry Vampire Police, but I'm the Human Police, and you're under arrest for abusing that cat."
"Wait, I thought you were the Human Police, not the Cat Police."
"That's what you think. MUHAHAHAHA!"