Kami-Chan Disease Def-Con Center
Summary: While the world seems to be going crazy Aogami, Tsuchimikado and Maika decide to do a podcast about Touma Kamijou and the girls that seem to attract to himself. A Drabble spin off from Twist of Fate.
Chapter 2: Saint and Sinners
"Welcome to a show that needs a cool Acronym." Aogami greeted the viewers of his podcast from a small sound stage desk.
"Things have been getting crazy around Kamijou." Tsuchimikado said besides his partner.
"Last time we talked he was in the hospital and today he was let out." Aogami said with a smile.
"And today he's been readmitted for whole new set of reason. It's not like something went wrong, he was perfectly healthy and then got himself into some trouble."
"That's got of be some sort of record."
Tsuchimikado pushed up his glasses, "I think he already has one for hospital stays."
"I'm sure he will be fine, he always is." Aogami told him. "Do you know what happened?"
Tsuchimikado froze at the question, "Ah, n-no." He cleared his throat. "I think we have some news."
"We have a brand new sponsor or at least our first sponsor. Green Mart for all your shopping needs, food and magazines and other things. I hear the shop lets you read the magazines they have there but it would be great if you bought something."
The Green Mart logo flashed on the screen.
"Buy things." Tsuchimikado smiles at the screen as the image vanished. "Several locations all around Academy City."
"Now onto questions!" Aogami said excited waving his arms around. "We got questions."
"Now my lovely little sister will read them off and we will answer." Tsuchimikado said happily," Maika are you ready?"
"I am, Onii-chan." Maika's voice came from behind the camera. " First question comes from zorro99. With all these new addtions, how many are currently after Touma? I've lost count."
Aogami sighed, "I've lost it too. I wouldn't be surprised if it was in the thousands."
Tsuchimikado said looking through some notes. "I usually have better number but a few unexpected girls showed up. Then there is something I've been hearing about somethings. I might have a more solid number next time."
"The next question comes from Random User. They ask Do you plan to show the girls reactions to the podcast when their brought up? I think it would be pretty funny. "
"I don't think so." Tsuchimikado told them. "We might have an interview in the future but I-I don't think anyone would care about that."
"SleepinEdwin asked So is Saten in the running? Uiharo too?"
"I'm not sure, I'm not sure who they are?" Aogami admitted.
"I think they're some friends of Misaka." Maika spoke up. "I think I've met them in passing but never had a chance to really talk to them. Is Kamijou-onii-chan wooing them too?"
"I will look into that too." Tsuchimikado promised.
Suddenly the door broke open and Maika turned the camera to a woman that kicked down. She was tall beautiful woman with a rather reveling outfit, she also had bandages wrapped around her. She was better known and Kaori Kanzaki.
She growled with anger at the blonde young man, "Tsuchimikado, where did you get that picture? More importantly give it back."
"Nee-" Tsuchimikado started out trying to back away from the clearly enraged woman.
He didn't get far as Kanzaki pounced on him pushing to the floor and started to toss him about a little.
Aogami took out his phone and started to take pictures of the woman. The next thing he knew she grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him down.
Maika quickly jumped onto the back of the saint, "Let them go!"
The screened faded to black with the image of the saint beating up the hosts as a maid jumped on her back trying to stop her.
Authors Notes: Most questions will be answered by most of the some questions I will answer here. Agent Nine asked how many chapter there will be and to answer I don't know. I decided to write this up while my beta finishes the last chapter. This podcast takes place after chapter 30 and maybe a little after 31.
Anyway send questions to the two guys to answer also review are good too.