Kami-Chan Disease Def-Con Center

Summary: While the world seems to be going crazy Aogami, Tsuchimikado and Maika decide to do a podcast about Touma Kamijou and the girls that seem to attract to himself. A Drabble spin off from Twist of Fate.

Chapter 3: Maika in Charge

A commercial for Green Mart played and the podcast started.

The podcast opened up with an image of Maika sitting between Tsuchimikado and Aogami. The maid looked concerned as the two boys looked to the side with a look of inadequacy on their faces.

"Uh?" Maika started off confused. "Well, Onii-chan and Aogami onii-chan seemed to be a funk ever since they got out of school. I've tried to get them to talk but they've gone all zombie." Maika shrugged, she poked her brother. "Are you okay? What happened?"

Even through his sun glasses one could see a haunted look in his eyes. "Kami…." He held out his hands in front of him and slowly moved them apart.

Maika looked at him confused, "He ordered a five dollar foot long sandwich?"

Tsuchimikado put his hands down and continued to look on.

"Maybe by the end of the show we can get them to talk." Maika admitted defeat. "I have their notes and I will try to answer all your questions. First off thank you for taking time to send them in.

Maika looked over some questions, " Okay, we didn't get a lot but we will answer what we do have. The first question is from a user whwsms. I wonder what that stands for. They asked about the reactions of Kamijou onii-chan parent's reaction to unknowingly amassing a harem? I don't think he told them if he doesn't know." Maika smiled. "Well, we really can't ask. We don't have their contact information and I doubt Touma onii-chan would give it to us. I know his teacher won't give it to us. But if one or both show up in the city we will try to bring it up."

Maika paused to poke Aogami didn't react.

"Moving on then." She took out more papers. "Someone going as darkanglex952 sent in a question. How many girls at his high school like Kamijou? And can Fukiyose be apart of the podcast?"

Maika paused to think this over, "Well, according to these two every girl seems to have a crush on Kamijou onii-chan. I find that a little hard to believe. That is a little hard to answer. You guys are asking some hard questions. If you want Fukiyose here too we could try something," she looked over at her brother. "Well, I'll talk to him about it and if they are okay with it we will invite her. That is the best we can offer you right now."

Maika searched into a bag and pulled out some papers. "We do have some news about Kamijou!" She took out a tablet which she controlled what appeared on the screen.

"Himegami and I were talking a while ago and she let something slip. Kamijou had some trouble finding a dorm, my brother had to find a new one too. But Kamijou was almost out on the streets. Anyway for some sort of experiment let him stay in a a dorm and get this all his roommates seem to be girls." She pressed on buttons as and the pictures of the girls started to flash on the screen as she said their. "His new roommates seem to be all girls that we're pretty sure have the hots for him. "Itsuwa… wait, what is her last name? Never mind let's move on. Misaki Shokuhou, Seria Kumokawa, Aisa Himegami (who I mentioned before), Awaki Musujime, Mii Konori, Shinobu Nunotaba, Shutaura Sequenzia and two foreign exchange students Ureapaddy Exica and a girl named Cendrillion." Maika cleared the crowded screen. "Well, he does have a few other roommates, the nun freeloader of his moved in with him." A picture of index flashed on the screen, it looked like she took a selfie by accident. "Then there is Sozty who is Ureapaddy's sister. I met her and she seems nice. Her skirt is a little revealing and I had to explain that it wasn't a Japanese custom to have them that short. There are two little twins girls who seemed to be Nunotaba's little sisters. I don't think they have anything going with Kamijou in a romantic sense. Also the Fukiyose that was asked about moved in too so that should be interesting. Oh!" Maika cheered.

"My friend Maria is working in that dorm now! I've asked her about keeping us informed if anything happens. As you might know maids are hold to a certain standard and the people we work for give up their trust. Maria said she'd tell us everything. So if anything happens there Maria will let us know."

Clearing the screen again a picture of Oriana Thompson flashed on the screen. "Oh, and this is their dorm mother….she's hot."

Tsuchimikado seemed to flinch at the mention of Oriana.

Maika continued without noticing it, "She seems very flirty and we know Kamijiou onii-chan has a thing for older sister dorm mother types. Will something happen between them? I want to know."

Maika cleared the screen again, "Next episode should be here soon. From what we can tell these girls are closer to actually winning Kamijou onii-chan's heart. Like Aogami onii-chan has said this might become a harem. Maybe more girls will join maybe some won't be there in the end. Maybe only one girl will win out. We have asked people close to these girls and a few others to come on to the next show and talk about them. So, send in a lots of questions for them to answer. I've also been thinking about asking Misaka to come on the show and talk."

Maika checked on the co host one more time. "It looks like they're not snapping out of it."

Aogami just mumbled, "…so big…."

Maika looked back to the camera. "So send in lots of questions! I think you can do that at the bottom of this page."Maika waved. "So until next time I hope you enjoyed the show and you will send us questions!"

Author's Notes: Okay, you heard what Maika said. Send questions to be answered by a secret panel of guest brought in to talk about the girl's they rooting for. Or if you want comments just yelled in during the story. The next one will be sort of live stream so people will be putting their two cents over calls and forums. Also there will be a poll in the next chapter for which girl you vote for, you get two votes and harem is an option. The results will go on through the next chapter. So leave a review, a questions or a vote.