AN: Okay, first I want to thank everyone who has stayed with this story to see its twenty-fifth chapter. YAY! Second, an Edward POV was suggested…so yeah, you're getting an Edward POV. Third (I know, so many numbers. UGH), sorry about the Bella and Renesmee confusion last chapter. I fixed it now. The reason I confused the names was because I was reading my story Walmart and the Waffle Theft (IDK why though…) and in that one Alice and Bella steal things and go to jail, so sorry about that. On with the chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, and I am not making any money from this fanfiction.
Edward POV
"Polly?"
I sighed dramatically. "Yes, Bella. My parrot's name is Polly. Do you have a problem with that?"
"No, no," she quickly said. "Except for the fact that you're not a freaking PIRATE!"
I laughed loudly and obnoxiously for no real reason. That Bella's so silly. "Of course I'm a pirate, Bella. You are too!"
"Uh, no. No I'm not," she retorted.
Oh, so she was gonna get all sassy with me? Well, I could get sassy too! "Yeah you are, girlfriend." I snapped a few times for emphasis.
"Edward, what is wrong with you?" she spit, turning around and walking away.
"What's wrong with me!" I exclaimed. "What's wrong with you? You can't even accept the fact that you're a pirate."
"That's because I'm not a pirate," she seethed.
I rolled my eyes and chuckled lightly. This would take a lot of convincing. "If I'm a pirate and Renesmee's a pirate, then you have to be a pirate."
"Wait, since when is Renesmee a pirate?" Bella questioned, looking quite doubtful. I knew she wouldn't believe me.
"Since…I don't know, but she's a pirate!" I told her.
"Edward, you are being absolutely ridiculous. We are vampires not pirates."
I stared at her for a moment before pointing my sword at her stomach. "That's it. Walk the plank, nonbeliever."