Kami-Chan Disease Def-Con Center

Summary: While the world seems to be going crazy Aogami, Tsuchimikado and Maika decide to do a podcast about Touma Kamijou and the girls that seem to attract to himself. A Drabble spin off from Twist of Fate.

Note: Takes place before chapter 38 of the other fiction

Chapter 4: The Debate Begins

The usual Green Mart Commercial played and as it came to an end the show began.

"You are using the schools media room for this!?"The show opened up with Fukiyose slamming the heads of the co-hosts onto the desk.

"Ah, we're live now." Maika said pointing to the camera. "This episode is live streaming." Maika pointed back to the camera.

"We did get permission from the staff." Aogami muttered.

"Really?" Fukiyose glared at the pair. "A show about Kamijou's love life, who would watch that?"

"We actually have pretty good numbers and gotten a sponsor." Tsuchimikado admitted to her as he held his head.

"So, someone did ask if you could join the show as a co-host." Mika added.

Fukiyose let a long huff out, "Fine, if just to make sure you don't do anything stupid."

Fukiyose sat besides the short maid as the other co-hosts tried to get themselves together.

"We promised you that we'd get some people close to the girls to talk this out." Tsuchimikado rubbed his head as he focused back on the camera.

The camera turned to the girls sitting in some chairs.

"To keep things simple please say who you're rooting to get with Kami after we introduce you." Aogami told the girls.

"First is Sozty Exica." Tsuchimikado introduced the girl, a picture of her flashed next to her.

Sozty blinked, "Well, I'm rooting for my big sister Ureapaddy."

"Now the twin little cuties." Aogami addressed the girls. "They are Janine and Febrie."

Febrie looked at Aogami with suspicion having remembered him slightly when he took the head of his frog costume scaring her.

"So who are you two rooting for?"

"Shinobu!" Janine cheered. Shinobu's picture flashed between them, this seems to be the pattern that is following.

"Next up is Yanagisako Aomi one this city's Judgement members." Tsuchimikado pointed to a teenaged girl who also was eyeing Aogami. What has Aogami done that the whole of Judgement doesn't trust him?

"Well, hey." Aomi waved at the camera. "I'm rooting for my friend Mii Konori."

Tsuchimikado moved the camera and was about to introduce the next guest.

A girl with a Tokiwadai uniform and with purple hair done in ringlet curls cheered and she did so before anyone have a chance to introduce her. "Myself and the rest of the clique still fully support our queen Misaki Shokuhou."

"Oh, Komoe, not you too?" Fukiyose sighed.

"Ah," the pink haired woman mumbled. "I'm not … well, I wasn't sure why I was asked to be here. I suppose if I had to pick it would be Himegami and Musujime. Can I pick two?"

"I don't know who I'm rooting for either." Index who was sitting next to her said. "How about I root for Himegami and you root for Musujime?"

"That sounds good." Komoe answered the nun.

"That is Index by the way." Maika announced her. "By the way where's your hat?"

Index touched her head only to realize her hat was gone.

Maika continued on, "Next up is my friend and fellow maid-in-training Maria."

Maria herself waved at the camera. "I'm rooting for my big sis Seria."

"Well, that's pretty much everyone here." Tsuchimikado remarked. "I will be taking the stance for Kanzaki which I'm sure you all remember."

Who would forget the picture of the fact that she showed up and beat up the hosts during the show?

"I'm still rooting for Harem!" Aogami shouted. "But since that's not an option I will stay impartial to help run things."

"Impartial?" Fukiyose scoffed at the claim.

"I don't have anyone!" Maika panicked. "I know, I'll root for you to get with Touma onii-chan."

"What?! I don't want to-" Fukiyose tried to stop when the phone began to ring.

"Oh, that's the line we set up." Tsuchimikado said looking over to his screen. "I had given the number to a few people to root for the girls despite the fact they couldn't be here. Someone I didn't give the number is already calling in. While we answer that I'll put up the number on screen. Feel free to call or text chat during the stream. We will do our best to get to you all." Tsuchimikado answered the call. "Hello, who is this?"

"Ah, am I on?"

Index flinched as she was the only one who recognized Othinus as the caller.

"Let's just call me Havi."

Index flinched again as she realized tat Othinus was just using one of the many names given to Odin and the one that meant the high one.

"Okay, Havi, why are you calling?" Tsuchimikado asked the caller.

"I would like to root for Cendrillion." The blonde magicians picture flashed on the screen.

"Why is that mysterious caller?" Aogami asked her.

There was a sort of hum like sound as she thought about it, "I hurt her, I hurt a lot of people and I know that I won't ever be able to make it up for her but I can certainly root for her happiness."

Index could only assume that Othinus took her cell phone when she didn't notice, probably took her hat too. Actually Othinus was in the hallway making that call underneath that very hat.

"Vague yet endearing." Tsuchimikado shrugged the caller's response. "I accept it as good as anything." He quickly pressed more buttons. "Okay, next planned caller. I'm just going to call them Crow."

"We're rooting for our Captain Shutaura!" One of the members of the Black Crows yelled over the phone with the rest of the group cheering in the background.

"Captain?" Fukiyose quirked an eye brow at that comment.

"Ignore it, everyone else is." Tsuchimikado waved her off. "Now our next caller is coming all the way from London. Tatemiya Saiji and the Am-" Tsuchimikado stopped himself. "Well, let's just call them Itsuwa's family and family friends."

Tatemiya yelled. "We are rooting for Itsuwa!"

"I assumed as much." Aogami smiled happily, "Oh looks like we got another caller."

They answered the phone. "Hello whose this?"

"Oh, hello." A sweet voice came from the other end.

"Thanks for calling." Aogami politely answered. "Whose talking?"

"Oh, right my name is Orsola Aquinas."

"Orsola?" Tsuchimikado found it odd. "You're calling?"

"Yes, am I not allowed to?"

"I was just not expecting it." The spy was forced to shrug it off.

Tatemiya yelled over the phone speaker. "Orsola! What are you doing?"

"I got the message like everyone here about the podcast about Kamijou. I've been listening on my phone."

Tsuchimikado seemed to emailed everyone about the show.

"I was watching and decided to call. I would like to throw my support behind Oriana Thompson."

"What?!" Most of the people there in the room and over the phone reacted with that.

"I thought they would be a good match. That and didn't you say he liked the older sister dorm mother type and that fits her right now. Why don't you agree with this paring?"

"Thats the kind of point over this debate." Tsuchimikado pointed out to her. "Anyway, let her pick whoever she wants. If the nun wants to pair Kami with his sexy dorm mother than so be it."

Aogami cleared his throat, "Let's not forget to explain things. If you want you can talk through us at the stream's message board we will be checking through the show. Also feel free to call to voice your opinions. Feel free to vote on who you think should end up with Kami and we will show the results at the end of the show."

"We got one already." Maika took a turn to press the speaker button.

"HOW DARE YOU NOT MENTION MY ONEE-SAMA!?" Kuroko's voice rang through the phone forcing everyone to flinch at her screaming. "My onee-sama is an amazing girl and she could easily win his heart?!"

Tsuchimikado hung up on her to make sure they didn't all go deaf.

The screen was filled with static and quickly turned black as words started to scroll past them.

Generic member #137 Report

-For many years I have been studying about the most dangerous threat to mankind existent, commonly known as "The Kami-yan Disease". Here is all the information I have gather so far:

-Article 1: The Kami-yan Disease true nature

For many years we have wonder, what is the Kami-yan disease exactly. It's not a virus, germ or bacteria, yet highly contagious and more importantly, 100% "mortality" rate.

After some investigation, I have come a to shocking revelation. It's not the girl that is infected, but it's Kami-yan himself. The "disease" is less of an "illness" and more of an "Body constitution", whether it's a releasing of pheromone or something similar is still a mystery, for now I call it the "Protagonist syndrome", that's the true form of the "Kamiyan-Disease".

-Article 2: Defense again Kami-yan Disease

Impossible.

-Article 3: Then what the hell can we do?

If you can't beat them, join them.

Kami-yan is not the only one with the "Protagonist syndrome", I have come in contact with at least 2 more individual, although it influence is not as widespread. After some investigation (covert operation that include various kind of spying, tailing, stalking, following and being a total creep in general) I have found something very interesting.

Suject 1: Kamijou Touma (Prime subject)

After rescuing a loli nun that fall on his balcony, his normal high school life turn into one that is full of adventure, saving damsel in distress, raising flag with any girl he met.

Type: Anti-World

Rank:Ex

Note: Damn you, go die.

Suject 2: Accelerator

Previous life unknown, after rescuing a loli that appear out of nowhere, he move into an all girl apartment and begin to follow Prime subject footstep. In contact with lots of "Misaka Mikoto" lookalikes and currently have one living with him, What's up with that?

Type: Anti-Unit

Rank: B

Note: May or may not be in Kamijou Touma harem

Subject 3: Hamazura Shiage

A slightly strange case. Former Skill-out. Joining a subordinate organization of an all girl group, somehow ends up being assigned to deal with the girls directly. From then on, he rapidly rise in rank, getting closer to all the girl in the process and become one of them officially. He then rescuing a loli and become her caretaker.

Type: Anti-Army

Rank:A

Note: Rumor say that he's "recruiting" for the "Hamazura Brigade" as oppose to the "Kamijou Faction"

Subject 4: Thor

No personal information known, currently wandering around Academy City looking for a "loli" to be "his next stepping stone" in order to "gain greater power". Connection is purely hypothetical.

Type:?

Rank:?

Note: This guy gender is even more confusing than Accelerator.

-Conclusion: Not enough evident, but from the similarity we can make a connection, it have something to do with "loli".

*My research is not complete, in fact, it have hit a wall due to my limited capability. Therefore I'm calling out for the help of all of you. My brothers, although er have the same cause, we have been fighting alone all this time. It's time we work together to achieve our goal. In order to combat the global threat known as the "Kami-yan disease" a greater strength is needed, and in unity is where we find that strength. Comrades, let us fight for our eternal dream finding love, let us fight for a brighter tomorrow, a better future, where we will no longer spend Valentine alone*

Authors Notes: Well thats weird. Thanks for d3vilnevercry for the details on the Kami-chan disease, they placed it in the reviews so I decided to share it with all of you. Anyway, this is part one of the debate. The next part will be posted during sometime after I manage to write the next chapter of the current arc. So you guys know who those in the debate are so feel free to ask questions in the reviews and they will be answered next chapter. So send in questions, who you're voting for even not mention here, random comments or normal reviews. The more you send the more I will write for the next chapter. So get to it so I can get to it. By the by I wrote this while watching the english dub of the index movie and thought it was pretty good.