Kami-Chan Disease Def-Con Center

Summary: While the world seems to be going crazy Aogami, Tsuchimikado and Maika decide to do a podcast about Touma Kamijou and the girls that seem to attract to himself. A Drabble spin off from Twist of Fate.

Note: Takes place before chapter 38 of the other fiction

Chapter 5: The Debate Continues

The ringlet girl was crying, "And that why I think the Queen should win."

There was polite applause from the other people including those arguing against her. Actually some were sniffling from her sad story.

"I'm pretty sure most of that was exaggeration if not outright lies." Tsuchimikado stated. "But still moving story."

"Ah!" Maika interrupted. "It seems some hacker took over out stream during the section where are guests all explained why they think the girl they are speaking for should end up with Kamijou onii-chan.:

"Ah…." Aogami paused. "Okay, lets go to a break and try to sort this out."

The screened shifted once more to a commercial about Macro Donuts, Academy City's first big donut bakery. Donuts so big you'll need two hands to eat them. Small on calories big on taste.

Macro Donuts.

The show continued back on after the commercial.

"Okay, so that was a wash." Tsuchimikado admitted. "We've decided not repeat the arguments for who should end up with Kami. They were good arguments but that took like thirty minutes and we really don't have that much time anymore. Some of us have to do other things later."

"Really disappointing." Maika admitted. "Some of those arguments were really compelling."

"Yeah, I think you did a good job with Fukiyose especially considering you had no prep time."

"Thank you." Maika smiled proudly.

"What about my argument?" Aogami butted in.

Fukiyose growled at him, "If you hadn't ranted about harems for most of that half an hour we might have had time to repeat some of the arguments."

"Or you could have noticed your stream was hacked earlier." Maria suggested as she looked over to the screen Maika was looking at.

"There is no point in focusing on the past." Aogami waved off. " Let's just move on. We still got questions lets have them answered while we can."

"Good let's look at the comments." Tsuchimikado looked over the screen. "Darkangelx952 says Im with maika GO FUKIYOSE"

"Yay!" Maika clapped her hands together.

"Don't yay! What makes you think I would I be interested in being with Kamijou!" Fukiyose insisted. "I am not interested with being involved with him."

"Right." Aogami said sounding less than convinced.

Maika looked at the screen. "Here is a question or a comment I'm not really sure maybe both. It's from ezok. They say: i heard a rumor that a certain unlucky fellow has gone streaking in the halls of a certain high school? if so how did the girls react to his *ahem* accident? for that matter how did the boys? will the girls in the running have to worry for competition from the other side of the fence?"

"A lot of the people in the room went silent and started to blush."

"I will explain that." Komoe said raising a hand. "Ah, well, a little while ago during physical course of a test Kamijou got muddy. He was excuses from the rest of the test and told to go to the showers." She blushed lightly. "Then there was a stray attack from an esper and the wall to the showers was blown away and Kamijou…. Well, I'm sure you can figure it out. Everyone was really shocked by it."

Maika nodded. "So does that mean the other side of the fences that there might be some boy love?"

"Yeah, I don't think so." Tsuchimikado told her. "Most guy don't like Kami at all. Me and Aogami are the ones who spend the most time with him out all the guys."

"So are you-"Maika began.

"NO!" Both boy protested.

The phone rang and Aogami was quick to answer it. "Hello who is this?"

"Oh, you can just call me Ollerus." A smooth voice said.

Tsuchimikado flinched at the name and the person calling herself Havi let out a small shriek.

"You don't have worry about me, Havi. I'm glad you were saved. I just wanted to say that I hope you have a good life. If it's going to be around Kamijou I'm sure it will be interesting. And to all the these girl after Kamijou I just wanted to say good luck."

As the phone line went dead the magic side members of the group were still silent knowing how powerful that man was even if just by rumors.

Sensing the silence Maika decided to move on, "Oh, here are some messages that Aogami Onii-chan might like. Agent Nine says: Harem, ftw! And A guest says: "Harem is Not An Option." ... WHAT BLASPHEMY IS THIS? In the end, there can be only one satisfactory ending (to quote TV Tropes): MARRY THEM ALL. Go For It, Tou-MAN - IT IS YOUR DESTINY!"

"Two more votes for harem!" Aogami cheered with his hands in the hair.

"We've got another call let's see who it is." Tsuchimikado answered.

"I'm on? Cool."

"Ruiko!" Febrie recognized the voice.

"Yeah, I just wanted to apologize for my friend. She called earlier yelling and everything."

"Ruiko? Ruiko Saten?" Tsuchimikado asked.

"Yeah, why do you know me?"

"Some people have brought your name up too when dealing with Kamijou. Some thinking that you and Kami would make a good match."

"..Oh, really. W-well I g-guess that nice."

"So tell us." Aogami spoke up. "Does your heart start beating a little harder when you think of Kami?"

"Ah! My cell phone battery is about run out! I'm going through a tunnel! BYE!"

With that the line went dead.

"I'll add her name to the list." Aogami said in a tired tone.

"We have one more call."

"Who is calling?" Fukiyose answered the call.

"I am Misuzu Misaka."

"Misaka? Are you related to Mikoto MIsaka?" Tsuchimikado asked.

"I'm her mother. I was just hopping if you could tell me how my daughter is doing with that boy."

"She's not doing great, not even in the polls." Tsuchimikado admitted.

"The problem is that Kamijou is too dense to notice that she likes him." Aogami told the woman over the phone. "He's so dense you probably need to tell him out right for him to get it."

All the guests seemed to have agreed.

"She's also a tsundere. She goes all sparky on him whenever she gets close to him."

"Yeah, she does have trouble expressing herself." Misuzu admitted. "She needs to show off her positive traits."

"She needs more clearly moe traits." Aogami suggested. "That will make her seem more approachable so that she can seem more dere than tsun."

"That's good. I'll pass that onto her. Do you have any other tips?"

"I have a lot of tips."

The screen started to flicker and eventually it turned black.

A message was added to the end of the video when it was upload and on the site itself to explain it to the people who were watching the stream.

There was a powerful electrical disturbances temporarily disrupted all communications and took out the power for most of the district.

Authors Notes: There you go. Another chapter of this, I hope you guys like it. Feel free to send more questions as that is what helps me write these. Anyway I'm working on the arc and hoping to start the next one soon. Let me know what you guys think.