AN: Okay, if I get enough reviews to reach one-hundred (seven), then I'll post a chapter that's twice as long as the normal ones. So yea…
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, and I am not making any money from this fanfiction.
Alice POV
"Renesmee, calm down. It's not like he cared or anything." I waved her off, laughing slightly. Did I look like I was crazy? Uh, no! That's why throwing that chicken at the policeman was perfectly fine.
"WHAT? YOU'RE HONESTLY TRYING TO TELL ME THAT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH LETTING A BIRD MAIME A MAN'S FACE!" screeched Renesmee. I swear that she's trying to blow my brains out my ears and cause me to go permanently deaf for the rest of my immortal life. Curse that inhumanly loud hybrid!
I sighed loudly, rolling my eyes up to the top of my head. For a second I wondered if it was possibly to see inside your skull if you rolled your eyes back enough. Huh, I'd have to try that some time. Right now though I had to focus on Renesmee's insanity. "Nessie, that chicken loved that man's face! It was a match made in heaven."
Renesmee stared at me with her mouth open. She was gonna catch all kinds of critters in there if she didn't shut it. Ew, she'd have bug guts in her intestines! BLECH! "No, Alice. Just no. Anyway, let's focus on something else than the chicken and policeman being a 'perfect match'"—she used finger quotes here—"Now tell me how you got that chicken."