Kami-Chan Disease Def-Con Center

Summary: While the world seems to be going crazy Aogami, Tsuchimikado and Maika decide to do a podcast about Touma Kamijou and the girls that seem to attract to himself. A Drabble spin off from Twist of Fate.

Note: Takes place before chapter 41 of the other fiction

Chapter 7: Doctors Part Dos

After some more commercials the camera panned on the group.

"Are we back now?" Aogami questioned.

"We're back." Tsuchimikado says. "That break did seem a little long. Anyway we've got some questions to ask out panel of experts."

Harumi then says in a deadpan fashion, "How are we experts for something that doesn't exist?"

"Okay," Tsuchimikado started. "Actually out first questions if for Aogami."

The question flashed on the screens.

"What will happen if a certain spiky hair boy suddenly..."cough"...turn into a girl due to some unknown circumstance ? Aogami, what do you feel about this if it happens for real ?"

Aogami didn't open his eyes but it looked like he had a blank look on his eyes.

Aogami said, "Conflicted."

"I'm not going to dig too deeply into that one." Tsuchimikado said search for the next question. "Zimbolical has sent several questions to for our groups to answer about the Kami-chan disease."

Does the Subject release Pheromones?

"I haven't ever detected any sort of special pheromones coming from him." Heaven Canceler told them. "He probably releases the same amount of pheromones as any normal person."

Does the Subject warp space and time to create the incidences that will lead to said Subject rescuing a maiden unknowingly?

Harumi just looked at the camera, "That is just ridiculous. No."

What are the ranges of age of the females who will fall to the disease?

Aogami said, "The average seems to be about fives years either side of his own age. That doesn't mean that there aren't older and younger girls. To be honest it's probably because there are just more girls of that age around him."

Can it work on females who are attracted to the same gender?

"A certain teleporter comes to mind." Tsuchimikado pointed out.

Any possible way of immunization or preventing the disease?

"Yes," Harumi stated. "It's the same technique used for the cootie shot."

Any possible way of immunization or preventing the disease?

"I'm going to guess no."Yoshikawa said, she received terrified looks from the two teenaged hosts.

Can the disease be transferred to someone else?

"No, just no." Heaven Canceler said looking at the clock hopping the food would arrive soon.

Do they know any females who have fallen to the disease

"Yes." Heaven Canceler answered.

"Probably." Yoshikawa replied.

"Looks like it." Harumi told them as she looked over the paper the host had given her. "I know some of the people on this list."

"One of guest sent in the next questions. They seem to want to stay unknown." Tsuchimikado introduced.

There are rumors that the Kami-chan disease has begun affecting straight males as well, is this true? If so do you believe that there is some way that it can be avoided?

"No!" Both host quickly answered.

"You answered that almost too quickly." Harumi pointed out.

"The next questions come from Anon Guest." Aogami announced.

(1) Is this Kamijou Touma the only host or carrier, or has any other Kamijou been known to host it also?

Harumi answered in a dry tone, "Yeah, sure, he's a carrier to a disease that doesn't exist."

(2) Does the Board Of Directors, or even the Japanese Government know of this diesase?

Yoshikawa let a small chuckle out, "I don't know what they know but I'm not sure if it's on their radar yet."

(3) Is the disease of a natural or man-made origin?

"There is nothing natural about any of this." Heaven Canceler said with a wry smile.

(4) Are only humans affected by this disease or does it affect other species also?

"I'm not sure. I'm guessing no." Yoshikawa scratched her head.

(5) What are the symptoms of infection?

"Falling in love with Touma Kamijou."Aogami said mournfully. "And not paying attention to any other guy!" That last part wasn't so mournful.

Heard a rumor that, if a guy gets gets punched by this Kamijou Touma, the "punch-ee" sooner or later gets his own harem. PROVIDE! VERIFICATION! NOW!

And does that apply equally to females who get punched?

Both boys blinked, Tsuchimikado finally said, "Ah, we will check up on that and let you know."

"Oh," Maika spoke up from behind the Camera. It seems we got one from a neighbor of Kamijou's. They call themselves Kamijousneighbor."

Will u get any feed back from the ones possessing the kami chan diseas by that I mean the girls oh and thanks to my keen skills and the fact I am a neighbor to the kamijou family and I was outside when I heard a love confession get this all the girls that are living in his dorm that have crushes on him made a confession to him each on that night while this misaka chick watched touman kiss this glasses chick

"Yes, we heard of that incident." Aogami admitted.

"We might ask them something once things get a little more clear." Tsuchimikado told the audience. "If someone makes some head way."

"We have one last question." Maika announced.

"Will there be a vaccine for this disease ?"

"I don't think so." Yoshikawa admitted.

"No." Heaven Canceler said frankly. "No one has asked for it anyway."

"What?" Harumi questioned. "I sort of stopped paying attention."

"Oh, it looks like the food is here." Maika announced.

Aogami spoke, "Well, that's it for today. Send in question for us to answer. Thanks to all our guests for being here."

"We will keep you up to date with everything going on with Kami's love life. With Valentines coming soon there is a chance we will have some news. Until next time good bye."

Authors notes: Okay, that another chapter of the podcast. I'll get back to the the main story. Hope you all liked this update let me know what you thought.