The only thing I own is my own thoughts and ideas of the Winchester's adventures.

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The Winchesters continued to float through the sea of tears until they saw a shore in the distance. On the beach stood a blue dodo bird, smoking a pipe and saying, "Ahoy! Land Ho!"

"A dodo?" Sam said. "I thought those were extinct."

Dean smirked from inside the bottle. "Apparently, this one isn't."

Sam paddled the bottle and Dean to the beach before it could sink. Then, with Sam's help, Dean pushed himself out of the bottle. He stretched his limbs after being in there for ages and said, "I am never riding in a bottle again. It was (bleep)ing cramped in there."

Then they spotted the rabbit running through the forest. And they chased after him again.

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The brother lost the rabbit again.

"(Bleep)it!" Dean exclaimed. Sam was just as ticked.

Then, they saw what they first thought was two flags in the bushes. But they turned out to be two fat boys with big noses, and wearing yellow shirts, red pants with suspenders, and name tags. Their appearance made Sam mutter, "Please don't be clowns. Please don't be clowns."

Dean went over and read their name tags. "'Tweedle Dum' and 'Tweedle Dee.'"

"Are you talking to me?" Tweedle Dee asked.

"No, he's talking to me," Tweedle Dum explained to his twin.

"He was talking to me!" Tweedle Dee said, and the two started to make honking noises at each other.

"Ahem," Sam reminded, quite glad they were not clowns.

The twins stopped honking. "How do you do? We shake hands. That's manners," they said simultaneously.

"We need to look for the white rabbit," Sam said. Have you seen it pass by?"

But the Tweedles had another idea. "Wanna hear the story about the Walrus and the Carpenter?" Dum said.

"Oh great. Another long (bleep) story," Dean grumbled.

And the Tweedles began,

"Once upon a time, the Walrus and the Carpenter were walking on a beach, getting sand in their shoes. The Walrus was hungry, so he told the Carpenter to find some food in the ocean. He saw some oysters and told the Walrus. And he was pleased.

"So the Walrus went into the water to talk to the oysters, telling them that he was inviting them to do a little walking. The little oysters were happy, but their mother wasn't. She told them not to go and to stay with her. The Walrus ignored her and led the little oysters to the beach.

"Meanwhile, the Carpenter was busy building a little shack for him and the Walrus to eat. The Walrus arrived at the shack and looked at the menu. He saw that the oysters were that day's special. But the Carpenter was too busy to notice because he was making some bread and dip.

"When he got to the Walrus, the oysters were gone and the Walrus was wiping his face. The Carpenter was curious as to know where they were. But then he lifted up the menu and saw only oyster clams. The Walrus had eaten all the oysters! Any they were only kids, too. The Carpenter was so furious that he chased the Walrus until night fell. And that's the story of the Walrus and the Carpenter."

"Some sad story," Sam commented.

"Not to a human, but to an oyster," Dee said.

Dean whispered in Sam's ear, "Those two weren't interested in the rabbit. Only in sad stories." And the Winchesters decided to leave.

"Want to hear the story about Old Father William?" the Tweedles asked. But the two had already left. "Fine, we'll tell it ourselves." And they started honking again.

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The brothers continued their search for the rabbit. Soon, they came across a nice-looking house. They walked towards it, thinking it was where the rabbit lived.

And he did. The rabbit was inside rummaging around and yelling for this girl named Mary Ann.

Who's Mary Ann?, Sam thought.

"Sorry, we don't know who this Mary Ann is," Dean said.

"Well, then can you at least find my gloves?" the rabbit asked. "I'm very late. The queen will have my head if I'm late again!"

So the brothers searched, with Sam checking the top level, and Dean checking the bottom.

Upstairs, Sam was going through the drawers, when he found a familiar-looking box. He opened it to find a batch of cookies. Feeling a bit hungry he ate one. But then he started growing as big as Dean was earlier. His head burst through the roof and his long limbs through the windows and feet.

"Dean, help!" he yelled.

The rabbit was scared. "AH! A MONSTER! HELP!" he screamed.

Dean ran to his incredibly giant brother and laughed. "Look at this. A giant moose!"

Sam gave a (bleep)face at him.

"Stay right there, I'll be right back," the rabbit said running outside.

He returned a few moments later with a bucket of carrots in his paw. "Open wide," he told Sam. Sam did as told and the rabbit threw the carrots into his mouth. As Saw chewed, he started shrinking to the size of Thumbelina. Dean once again laughed, and Sam gave another (bleep)face. The rabbit looked at his clock and gasped, "I'm late!" And he ran off.

"Well, now that we got the rabbit problem taken care of," Dean said, "we've got another problem." He looked down at tiny Sammy.

"Dean, just try to find a cure," Sam said. And Dean set off, carrying Sam on his shoulders.

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Dean and his very little brother were having no luck on finding a cure. And Sam was getting bored on Dean's shoulder.

"How long have you been walking?" he complained.

"Sammy, relax," Dean said. "We'll have you back to normal in no time."

Soon they walked to an area that was very thick in smoke. The boys were curious as to what it was, so they walked to the source. It was a small, blue caterpillar smoking a pipe.

"Who are you?" he asked slowly.

"Hi," Sam said. "Sorry about the size, I was in the white rabbit's house and ran into a bit of a mishap, and now I need to find a cure. Can you help me?"

The caterpillar crawled to a nearby mushroom. "The cure is in this mushroom. One side will make you big, the other will make you small." And he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"So we have to choose whatever side can cure you," Dean said. He pulled off a piece of each side of the mushroom. "I will test it first, so you can get the right one." And he took a bite out of the piece that came from the left.

And it was the right piece. Dean started growing until he towered the treetops. "Son of a (bleep)!" he exclaimed. He ate a bit of the other mushroom piece and shrunk to the same size as Sam's small stature.

"Maybe we should lick the big piece," Sam explained. "And we should also split it in two so we can save it for later. Who knows? It could come in handy later."

So they split the piece into two and licked their respective pieces. Within moments, they were back to normal sizes. They put their pieces in their pockets and continued their trek through Wonderland.

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