Kami-Chan Disease Def-Con Center
Summary: While the world seems to be going crazy Aogami, Tsuchimikado and Maika decide to do a podcast about Touma Kamijou and the girls that seem to attract to himself. A Drabble spin off from Twist of Fate.
Note: Takes place after chapter 45 of the other fiction
Chapter 7: Show Me The Money
"Pay up!" Aogami sat behind the table next to Tsuchimikado.
"I will pay you later." Tsuchimikado growled his friend.
"Okay, fine." Aogami let out annoyed. "Okay for those just joining us, we have news!"
"Let me say it!" Maika let out from behind the camera.
"Fine go ahead." Tsuchimikado couldn't help but indulge his little sister.
"Touma Kamijou officially started dating." Maika practically squealed.
Aogami smiled so very smugly. "Kamijou went for the harem route! I was right."
I WAS RIGHT!
The words flashed on the screen.
"You can stop now." Tsuchimikado growled as the words vanished. "Yeah, so that happened. Maybe we should tell you the story or a short run down of it. Well, as many of you might have heard during Valentine's Day the deranged idol, Hitotsui Hajime, used some prohibited technology from Academy City to put a whammy on the city. Things happened and in the end Kami needed to step in to protect those who he cared about."
"We were there, but I don't remember much of what happened." Maika admitted.
"Yeah." Tsuchimikado fixed his sun glasses. "That's an affect of the weird science. Don't over think that."
"So if you remember there was a running bet going. So I called Harem and I am owed money." Aogami explained.
"I will pay you later!" Tsuchimikado yelled.
"I meant for the guys online that placed bets."
"Fine, Kami get a Harem we got a hospital stay. During all the commotion we all got knocked around."
"Don't sound bitter." Aogami told him. "Let's get to the podcast, we should tell the audience which girls got into Kami's harem. Let's started with Misaki Shokuhou." A picture of blonde level five smiling popped on the screen. "She's the level five known as Mental Out and childhood friend of Kami filling in the role of the Ojou. That's two spots filled, childhood friend and Ojou."
Tsuchimikado spoke as Seria's picture flashed onto the screen. "Right, Seria Kumokawa another childhood friend of Kami's, his sempai and-"
"She's our sempai too." Aogami pointed out. "She's in fact known as the beautiful sempai around our class room. She also has that slight dark edge to her, a certain mysterious quality to her. She's not only the sempai but bit of an aloof dark girl another one with two roles for the harem. Three depending on how you count the cool older sister type."
Tsuchimikado mumbled to himself, "She's certainly dark."
"You got something against her."
"Ah, nothing specific, I just got the feeling she's not someone you want to cross."
"I'll get the next one." Maika spoke once more from behind the camera. "The next girl is Mii Konori." A picture of Konori flashed on the screen. " She's a Judgement Officer I've seen around. I've talked to Index and she she's very kind and sweet."
"Yeah, she is a judgement officer." Aogami groaned.
"You are just like that because she's arrested you twice." Tsuchimikado nudged him.
"False charges!"
"So how do you explain being arrested a dozen times this last year?"
"…."Aogami coughed. "Anyway, she does have that cool big sister thing going for her. She's a meganekko besides also being the typical good girl."
Tsuchimikado added, "I've heard she's also got of a tough girl streak along with the sweat personality she's got."
The red haired esper known as Move Point flashed on the screen.
"Next up is Awaki Musujime." Tsuchimikado introduced. "She's recently joined the ranks of the level fives, make me wonder if Kami-chan disease is extra strong on the level fives." Tsuchimikado thought about making a joke about Accelerator but if that esper ever found out he might be killed. "I'm honestly a little surprised by this one, I always thought she was a shotacon."
"That's doesn't stop her from falling in love with Kami." Aogami pointed out. "Plus she might have Kami wearing a cute boy short, maybe a whole school boy outfit."
Tsuchimikado started to remember a dream and twitched, "Let's talk about something else."
"Anyway, Musujime gives me the feeling that she might have a bit a yandere tendencies. "
"Yeah, she's not someone you want to tick off."
"She' a bit tomboy but still has those girlish pig tails plus she's not afraid to bare her mid drift, so that's a bonus."
"Next is Aisa Himegami." Maika cheered as her picture popped up. "She's pretty and nice but a little quiet."
"She doesn't show a lot of emotion," Aogami explained, "That makes her a great kuudere plus the whole wanting to me magical and wearing that shrine maiden outfit makes her a bit of a manic pixie dream girl too."
"I thought Cendrillion was the magical girl of the group." Tsuchimikado said coyly as he picture showed up.
"Maybe a magical girlfriend, I thought of her more of that foreign beauty and maybe a bit princess like. She'a also a bit petite so she that going for her."
"Okay, Mister Harem Tropes." Tsuchimikado asked his friend, "How about Shinobu Nunotaba, what do you have to say about her?"
"She's a bit of that emotionless girl too." Aogami started without missing a beat. "Though from what I hear she's a big sister too and very sweet to her sisters. She's also a smart girl who goes around wearing lab coats and is into gothic lolita clothes. That's a pretty rare mix."
"There is Ureapaddy Exica." Maika introduced her as she pressed a button so show her picture on the screen. "I'm friend with her sister."
"The other maid in training?" Tsuchimikado asked.
"Yeah."
"Hm?"Aogami began to ponder. "Meido? Since her sister is a maid could there be a chance she'd be willing to dress in a maid outfit?"
"I doubt it." Tsuchimikado told him. "She's in our class. From what I've seen she's fairly serious and focused. Though I know she cares a lot for her sister."
"Yeah, and Sozty told she is very passionate person that sometimes she get carried away with things."
Aogami held is thumb up, "Passionate exotic beauty!"
"Okay, since we seem to be doing this let's go onto the next girl." Tsuchimikado looked over his list. What do you think of Shutaura Sequenzia?"
"Certainly has that whole aloof dark girl thing going for her. She tall and slender beauty with long black hair. I've heard rumors that she sometimes wears black body suit. She also seems to put up a strong front, very tough but considering she has gone all gaga over Kami I have to guess she's got a sweet side to her. She maybe a candidate for for defrosting the ice queen."
"Now do Itsuwa!" Maika spoke up. "Ah, I'm not sure what her last name is." She just posted her picture.
"Okay, Itsuwa." Aogami started to go over a long list of notes in his head. "She's sweet and pretty and she's also a bit clumsy. She's a perfect fit to be the harems dojikko. She also seems a bit traditional and is always making lunches for Kami, I would say she's the harems Yamato Nadeshiko. She probably has a beautiful kimono already."
"Also I've heard rumors that she has a special maid outfit to show to Kami. But I'm not sure if I can trust the source." Tsuchimikado added. "Okay, let's move on to the next girl on the list." A picture of Oriana flashed on the screen. "Oriana Thompson, Kami's new dorm mother."
"Ah, well," Aogami started off. "She's gorgeous without a doubt. She's absolutely sexy."
"Yeah." Maika even nodded.
Aogami glanced over to the maid finding her a lot more interesting. Then he felt his comrade glaring at him so he decided to talk. "She's certainly the tease of the group, and the Ms Fan Service of the harem. She also has that whole cool older sister vibe going. Come to think of it a lot of the girls on the list have that vide."
"Well, Kami did say that those were his type."
"Would make sense he'd have a favorite type in his harem. He even mentioned he'd like them to actually be a dorm mother." Aogami was starting to feel angry for his friends fortune, it was like he hit the jack pot of jack pots.
"Are you guys forgetting someone?" Maika mentioned off camera. "My pick of Seiri Fukiyose started dating Kamijou! I new she had feelings for him."
Both boys were less than thrilled, the wall had collapsed.
"Yeah, the lady did protest too much." Aogami admitted. "She also never actually seemed to hate spending time with him. We even skipped on something to give them some alone time before."
"Kami, did say that all they did was play a game of catch." Tsuchimikado pointed out.
"Yeah, she's a bit tomboyish. But we know she cares about her friends, she's always looking out for Himegami. She's probably the hard core tsundere in the group."
Tsuchimikado asked his question, "So do you think Kami has gotten the perfect harem?"
Aogami paused putting some serious thought into his answer, "That is hard to say. A perfect harem would have a balance of all traits. Kami, doesn't have a cat girl in the group or really any sort of beast girl. Then again he lacks any kind of loli, but considering his taste in the older girl that probably explains it. It should lean towards his tastes, and the group should have varied traits so no one girl could get lost in the shuffle. So each girl can stand out. But again this does come down to who fell for whom." Aogami shrugged. "The again maybe more girls will join the harem and then it will be more balanced."
Tsuchimikado sighed, "Okay, we had some questions so we'll try to answer them once we came back from the break."
There was a commercial for Green Mart, Macro Donut and for the Underground Mall.
"Okay," Tsuchimikado started, "Our first email is from GD Roger."
I have heard rumors about if one eats the flesh and blood of Kamijou Touma, one temporarily convert a carrier of the disease. Is that true?
on the other hand, as part-time stalker, I realized that musuhime Awaki-chan is a hopeless shotacon, but still fell in love with Kamijou, her hobbies were modified by the disease?
Also, I heard that if you get a loli, after being hit by a sogebu-punch from Kamijou, you can become a carrier of the disease, to a lesser degree
finally, the father of Kamijou seems to have certain traits of being a carrier of the disease, but apparently are controlled by his wife, that also seems to be the case of that guy named Hamazura, that's a point I'll have to investigate more
by the way, anyone know how to get rid of a time traveler? this guy keeps telling me to go back to something called grand line
lolis are life, lolis are love! but large breasts give a meaning to life
Both hosts blinked in surprise. Tsuchimikado blinked confused, "I kinda stopped paying attention after the whole eating flesh thing."
"Yeah, we don't recommend trying to eat him." Aogami said worried. "That's cannibalism and it's frowned upon most cultures."
Maika started off the next question. "Next is a post from Darkbetrayer."
Kamijou and Mikoto all the way. But let's be honest, one girl wouldn't be able to completely surpress his disease. Therefore, I propose a small harem which will be able to contain this threat to mankind.
Mikoto
Kuroko
Misaki
Ruiko
I feel this combination is the best way to limit the spread of his disease and would make him and the girls happiest.
(Even kuroko cause she could be with Mikoto)
"Maybe." Aogami admitted. "If he finally gets a harem maybe he will stop drawing other girls to him and the rest of us will have a chance."
Maika read off the next one. "zorro 99 send in an email."
zorro99
Are there any girls who haven't fallen to the disease after meeting Kamijou?
"I want to say yes." Tsuchimikado answered, "But I can't think of one."
"I'm not in love with him." Maika announced to the delight of her brother.
"Okay," Aogami started to read off a screen. "A guest left a reply to a post made by darkbetrayer."
(to DarkBetrayer) I politely beg to differ one woman who learns how to summon a demonic aura whenever another female gets close to her man, can easily suppress the disease. Perfect example: Kamijou Shiina. Perhaps she will impart her "secret technique" one day to one or more of the harem.
Aogami thought for a second, "Kami's mom does get scary. I just try not to invoke the aura."
"Another guest send in another question." Tsuchimikado brought up.
Uh, now that Fukiyose has joined the harem (according to the main story), will she still be involved in the podcasts?
Tsuchimikado just shrugged, "She wasn't all that willing to show up for the shows she did come for. I'm not sure if she'd come back for more."
"Anyway, that seems like all the questions we got." Aogami admitted. "That will have to be it for this episode. Please send in any questions you want us to answer. So until next time this is it for show. Good bye."
Authors Notes: Okay, thats the update for the podcast. i'm trying to get back in the roll of things. The next chapter of twist of fate should be coming out soon.