AN: YAY! ONE HUNDRED REVIEWS! THANK YOU SO MUCH! As I promised, here is a chapter that is twice as long as the normal ones, and the unknown stalker will be revealed!
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Rosalie POV
"What do you mean you're married to a door?" I shrieked, my hands in the air. This day could not have been any crazier. I mean this was just insane. Married to a door? How is that even possible? Only Emmett…only Emmett could and would find a way to marry a door.
"It all happened in Vegas…" he trailed off, a faraway look glazing over his eyes.
It was then that I noticed as Esme, Carlisle, and…Mike…walking past us. I hurriedly said to Emmett, "We don't have time for this talk right now!" I then ran after the group of three in front of me. They were talking all buddy buddy, hugging and laughing. WHAT THE HECK WAS GOING ON HERE!
"Mike?" I asked when I was behind them.
He turned to me, smiling widely. "Oh, hey, Rosalie. I was just talking to your parents." He put finger quotations around parents, giggling hysterically.
I looked at Esme and Carlisle for help, but they too were giggling wildly. Uh…was what he said supposed to be funny or something? "Okay then…and?"
"Uh…well they're the Vampire Police and I'm—"
"WHAT!" I screeched.
"It's a new reality TV series," Carlisle explained.
"Yeah, and since you guys are vampires it makes it a lot more exciting. They hired me as the cameraman!" he added excitedly, his eyes lighting up as he beamed at me.
"Wait, wait," I interrupted, holding my hand up. "Are you saying you're going to expose our secret on live television?"
Carlisle rolled his eyes. "No one's ever going to believe it anyway, Rosalie. Everything on TV is fake."
"EXCEPT THIS!" I pointed out in a loud voice.
He laughed loudly. "Yeah, but no one else is ever going to know that."
"There are so many things wrong with this," I murmured, face palming.
"I'm married to a door!" Emmett announced.
Oh yeah, I still had to have him explain that whole 'married to a door' thing to me.
"Congratulations, son!" Carlisle said, hugging Emmett like he had hugged Mike. "I'm sure you'll be very happy."
Esme nodded, looking overly emotional. "I've been waiting for this day for so long."
"And...rolling!" Mike let out, holding the camera to his eye.
"Hello?" I blurted. "A real live wife of Emmett standing right here!"
I was ignored as they all talked to Emmett about his door.
Fine, if they were going to be like that then I was out of there. I was going to find Alice and Renesmee before they did something dangerous…well dangerous to anyone around them. I didn't doubt that they probably already had.