Kami-Chan Disease Def-Con Center

Summary: While the world seems to be going crazy Aogami, Tsuchimikado and Maika decide to do a podcast about Touma Kamijou and the girls that seem to attract to himself. A Drabble spin off from Twist of Fate.

Note: Takes place after chapter 55 of the other fiction

Chapter 09: Little Sister

"Welcome back!" Aogami welcomes the audience. "It's been a while since last we talked."

"Yeah, life have gotten in the way since our last post." Tsuchimikado continued. "We had to heal up after that whole Valentines affair."

"And honestly there wasn't much to talk about with Kami and the girls."

"Kami did get hurt in some mugging and one the girls had and accident but they both seem to be better now."

"Actually now that I think about it was two girls." Aogami continued, "That Judgement girl got hurt in some sort of accident and Fukiyose got hurt when that power line fell down on her."

"You don't think Kami's bad luck is rubbing off on those who rub up against him?" Tsuchimikado raised an eye brow though that was a series question.

"It's a bit odd." Aogami admitted. "Usually Kami sucks up the bad luck from other people. "

"It's not that we don't have bad luck even though we hang around Kami. Maybe it's just their natural bad luck. I mean people get bad luck too all the time."

"Yeah, sometimes bad things just happen." Tsuchimikado said in an all not too convinced tone. "I mean stuff happens around Kami all the time its just possible they would get tied up with his things."

"So if any of the girls are watching this than if you're with Kami be safe…." Aogami pondered that for a moment. "Take that in two ways."

Even now both the boys failed to remember that in fact Fukiyose been on this show before and would possible check in on them especially when they were talking about the boy she was in a relationship with.

"So nothing much to report on Kami." Tsuchimikado admitted. "So there wasn't much we could say. And it doesn't help that we haven't gotten a lot of questions from you guys."

"Hint hint!"

"Anyway we still wanted to do an update to let you guys know that we haven't forgotten about you."

"Besides our lives do get in the way from time to time." Aogami had to admit.

"Yeah, there kinda a big change in your life." Tsuchimikado pointed out.

"Well, I guess."

"Come on show her off." Tsuchimikado waved something over from behind the camera. "Come on say hi!"

A young middle aged girl was pushed front of the camera by Maika.

Tsuchimikado introduced her, "That's Enshuu Aogami's cousin, she's been helping out with the show tonight. She seems to be quite a tech genius."

"Uh, hello." Enshuu looked straight at the camera.

"Etsu onii-chan, is this all right?"

"Yeah, they would never bother to see any podcast."

"What?" Tsuchimikado asked not understanding.

"Don't worry about it." Aogami told him off. "Just know she's family and she's staying with me for a while. Family issues I don't want to get into it."

"Well, welcome her aboard to our little show." Tsuchimikado patted her on her head. "Make her feel welcome people."

Next thing Tsuchimikado knew his arm was being pulled away by Aogami. "Don't touch my little sister."

Tsuchimikado didn't like that glare, little realizing that was the same look he gave the blue haired boy when he got to close to Maika.

"What is this show supposed to be about?" Enshuu questioned the host.

"Basically trying to figure out Kami's love life and the whole situation his harem." Tsuchimikado tried to explain it to her.

"We call the phenomena for which girls go all gaga for Kami the Kami-chan disease." Aogami fined tuned the explanation.

"I see, I see. But is Touma onii-chan contagious?" Enshuu quirked her head in surprise.

"Some people suggest it is but only through punches." Aogami said.

"Interesting, tell me more."

Tsuchimikado turned the camera, "Okay, let's end it here. We have to catch up Enshuu on a lot. So until next time send us questions. We hope to have some new guest here soon."

Authors Notes: Okay, people. Send questions you want this duo to answer in story wise. Also if you have any other characters you might want to hear from please suggest them.