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Bella POV
"Edward, you realize that sword would not have any effect on me whatsoever, right?" I questioned, crossing my arms and rolling my eyes.
"ARGGGGG!" was the only response I got. What an animal!
"Edward, come on now. Quit this. You are not a pirate," I told him.
"LIAR!" he screamed, jabbing me with the sword so hard that his arm was a blur. I was thrown at a shelf, breaking it. Edward looked down at his mangled sword. It was in pieces. "YOU BROKE MY SWORD!"
"I told you not to use it on me!" I countered.
"GRAWWWWWWWWW!" he screamed, tilting his head to the ceiling.
"Graw! Graw!" Polly repeated, flapping her wings slightly from Edward's shoulder. "Bella's a pirate."
"I am not a pirate!" I shrieked. "You people…parrot…pirates…whatever you are, you are crazy!"
Edward stopped all of a sudden then. "Fine, you can be a nonbeliever then. Polly and I are going to go buy a boat now so we can find the buried treasure."
"Have fun with that," I murmured angrily, waving as they left with a fake smile plastered on my face.
Now that they were gone I had to go find Renesmee.