AN: Okay, I just wanted to thank everyone for reviewing. You guys really inspire me to write this crazy crackfic!
Oh, and guess what? Naw, you won't guess it…unless you guessed two different POVs in one chapter! If you guessed that then you would be correct! WHOO!
Disclaimer: Disclaiming.
Bella POV
Edward was crazy if he really thought he was a pirate. It was too bad he didn't sail away somewhere until he realized he was a vampire. Well, if he was sailing on a ship he'd probably never realize he was a vampire because he'd be so entrapped by piracy…but still…
It was then that I spotted Rosalie. She looked similarly exasperated, and I walked as quickly as I could at a human pace to where she was standing.
She looked up and I knew that she was going through something very much like I was. It was also then that I forgot about Renesmee and the search for her. Rosalie and I had something much for important to do.
"We'll get them back."
Rosalie POV
I couldn't believe that Emmett had gone behind my back and married a door! Why would he want to marry a door in the first place? There was no reason for it, and I found myself completely infuriated to know that he really had done something so ridiculous.
I wasn't alone in my thoughts very long though, and I glanced up to see Bella walking extremely fast—for a human anyway—in my direction. Her gaze had the same annoyance and frustration that I was sure my own held, and I knew Edward must be driving her as insane as Emmett was driving me. I didn't even think before I immediately blurted, "We'll get them back."