AN: Okay, so there was a lot of updating problems on FFNet yesterday. That means that you might not have gotten alerts for the last chapter (it was a Bella and Rosalie one), so if you haven't read it you might want to go back and check it out.
Disclaimer: Disclaiming (which is my short-cut way of doing things)
Renesmee POV
"Alice, I am positive those are not birds," I said stiffly, backing up a step in horror. 'You're chicken from before looked nothing like any of these 'birds.'"
"Oh, these are birds all right," Alice confirmed. "My chicken from before could spit fire. Pretty cool, huh?"
"No!" I shrieked, throwing my hands into the air in frustration. "That's not cool at all! Especially since they've been living in your car. I mean, just look at them!"
Alice and I both turned our eyes back to the birds, and I tried not to shudder in disgust. The nearest bird was lumpy in appearance. Its feet were long and scraggly. The feathers were multicolored, but they were mostly neutral tones, giving it the oddest camouflage coloring I had ever seen. The beak was oversized, and around the edges it was chipped. The bird stared back at us with its extremely large eyes and let out a loud croak.
"I think they're cute," Alice cooed, leaning down to pet the creature.
"But it's living in your car!" I protested.
Alice smiled smugly, her eyes twinkling as she held the bird closer. "Exactly."