AN: Okay, so I wanted to apologize for being gone for so long. I'm transferring schools and it's just been a chaotic process. Anyway, Crossword Complexities (my new crackfic) is up! Oh, and the summary isn't the suckish one from last chapter. YAY!
I just wanted to let you know that this story is also kind of a TWT (Time? What Time?) story. I mean, obviously everything that has happened so far could not fit into one day, but there also hasn't been a night the whole entire story. That's kind of what adds to the crackficness.
Bella POV
"So…um…how exactly are you supposed to help us get revenge on our husbands?" I asked.
"You're the ones who came to me," Dr. D said, rolling her eyes and leaning back in her chair.
"Yeah, for help," Rosalie snapped, suddenly standing up and knocking her own chair backwards.
"Whoa, no need to get angry!" Dr. D exclaimed, holding her hands up in front of her.
Rosalie crossed her arms. "We are waiting for you to actually live up to your reputation. Now are you going to help us or not?"
"Yes. I'm going to help you," the doctor told us. "But first I need to you guys to tell me what's wrong with your husbands and why you want revenge on them."
"My husband married a door even though he's married to me," Rosalie spit. "That should be explanation enough for why I want revenge on him."
"And you?" Dr. D pointed the question to me.
"My husband thinks he's a pirate," I announced. "He wants me to admit that I'm a pirate as well. Which is ridiculous because we're vam—I mean people, not pirates. And that pretty much sums up why I want revenge on him."
Dr. D nodded, jotting everything down. "Alright then. I think that I'll be able to help you two." Her words made sense, but her smile…well, I thought it was a bit devious. What else did this doctor have up her sleeve?