AN: Thanks for the reviews, views, favs, and alerts! I'm taking POV suggestions again, and I also wanted to let you know that when I reach 150 reviews there will be another double chapter. YAY!
Renesmee POV
"Alice, where are you taking us now?" I asked with a sigh, wondering what her mind could have possibly come up with.
"What would you say if I told you we're going to the zoo?" she replied, grinning as she glanced at me out of her peripheral vision. Why was I letting her drive again?
"The zoo?" I squeaked, thinking of all of the insane things Alice could do in a place filled with pens of animals that were quite deadly to humans. "Uh…Alice, I'm not sure if we should."
"Don't be silly," Alice said. "Nothing bad could happen."
"Oh really?" I snapped. "I mean you're basically a walking problem. I love you as my aunt, Alice, but I think you should have stayed in that asylum."
"Hey!" Alice protested. "That's mean!"
"Alice, you trashed this car, the other car, and basically every solid object that has come into view. Oh, and you keep mutated birds in your car. I would like to mention that none of that is normal or sane," I told her, raising my eyebrow as a challenge for her to argue.
She opened her mouth, closed it, and then said, "Yeah, whatever. We're still going to the zoo."