AN: Wow, sorry it took me so long…I have no excuse…

Disclaimer: You get the point.

Alice POV

"HURRY UP!" I screamed at Renesmee. Why was she taking so long?! I didn't want to miss Bella and Rosalie get pwned.

"Uh, Alice…I'm in front of you."

I turned around to see my niece was in fact in front of me. I narrowed my eyes at the hybrid. "Never again."

"What?"

"No time to explain!" I exclaimed, grabbing her arm and tugging her forward.

"Alice, what are you doing!? Are you crazy?" Renesmee screeched as I plowed through the crowd, dragging her along as well.

"No, I am perfectly sane."

Renesmee cracked up laughing. "Sure you are."

Wow, she is major cray cray. Maybe I should put her in an asylum or something.

I spotted Bella and Rosalie ahead, Edward and Emmett at their sides.

"I'll be right back," Dr. D told them. "I have…uh…irritable bladder syndrome…if that's a uh thing…" She watched them awkwardly for a moment before running away.

"Maybe she has scurvy," Edward suggested. "ARGGGG."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a door. You're pretty too. How about that one? Would she like that one?" Emmett asked his brother.

"Shiver me timbers," Edward growled.

"Uh…I'm guessing that means yes." Emmett did one of those touchdown dances and then punched Edward in the face. Huh, wonder why he punched him.

"I'm back!" Dr. D shouted, running towards the group. "I've just been cured of my irritable kidney syndrome."

"I thought it was irritable bladder syndrome," Bella said.

Dr. D shot her a disapproving look. "Yeah, I have both." She then grabbed Edward and Emmett's hands. "Come on." She dragged them away, winking at Bella and Rosalie.

"What are we doing here, Alice?" Renesmee asked.

I held my finger in front of my mouth, signaling for her to be quiet.

Thankfully, she listened. FOR ONCE! Renesmee is always criticizing me.

"What now?" Bella whispered.

"We wait," Rosalie answered.

Soon, Emmett and Edward were screaming, but I knew it couldn't be over. Dr. D wouldn't let their mates go unpunished.

"Hey!"

Bella and Rosalie looked around searching for the voice. That's when they noticed Mike running towards them. "I heard you guys are single now!"

"WHAT!?" Bella, Rosalie, and Renesmee all screamed.

I laughed quietly, rubbing my hands together. "Well this is just perfect."