AN: Whoa, it's been a while since there's been an update…uh…yeah, sorry about that.
Disclaimer: Really?...REALLY?! We've been over this before, so I would hope that there is a mutual understanding to the fanfictual status of this story.
Renesmee POV
I stared in shock at Rosalie and Bella. "Uh, guys? What's going on?"
I glanced back at Alice then, suspecting her.
Then, chaos erupted.
Like we didn't have enough already.
"Look!" Alice screeched. "They've come!"
"Who have?" I asked as she fell to the ground.
"My little birdies."
My eyes snapped to hers, and I quickly followed her trail of sight. The monstrous birds were making their way over to us, letting out guttural chirps. I shivered slightly. "Alice, you said that those things weren't going to harm anyone."
Alice began looking for an exit. "Um…they haven't uh technically hurt anyone yet…potato?"
I came closer to her, seething above her. "You are a pathological liar."
"No I'm not!" she protested.
"Yes you are," everyone within earshot said.
She narrowed her eyes. "You are no help to me."
The nearest worker shrugged. "Yeah, that might be true, but you're still a liar."
Alice cackled insanely. "That doesn't matter. My birds are still approaching!"
I turned to the poultry. Just great.