Bella POV
I looked at Mike for a moment, just eyeing him silently. Then, I shrieked, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MIKE!?"
He wiggled his eyebrows. "No, baby. You and me forever."
I gaped at him, my brain slowly melting and dying.
"Hey guys!" I heard Edward call.
I internally prayed that he wouldn't say something that would make me want to fall into a coma.
"Dr. D told us that Mike is available!"
Wow, this could not possibly get worse.
"Dr. D also said that soon marriages between multiple people will be allowed!"
Never mind, it got worse.
"You can only marry one person here," Rosalie growled, turning to Emmett, "and you are married to me."
"What about my door?" Emmett protested, whining like a three year old.
Rosalie seethed, fires bursting around her…hypothetically of course. "I don't care. We are not involving Mike in our relationship."
"But I'm pretty sure in Canada you can—"
Rosalie held her hand up. "This is America, Emmett. So we will be taking our leave."
Emmett pouted and waved half-heartedly at us. "Bye guys."
I looked between Edward and Mike as the other two left. Uh no, this was not happening. "Mike, you need to—"
"A NEW PIRATE COMPANION!"
No…please no…