Jasper POV
"WHERE IS THIS STREET OF MAGICAL POWERS?!" I shrieked.
Kid glanced at me warily. "Uh…I mean we're almost getting close."
"You must hurry," I told him. I looked around before leaning down and whispering, "We could get shot."
Kid just stared at me then. "Do you do drugs?"
"No, just crack."
"Oh okay."
"Onward!" I announced, grabbing Kid's arm and dragging him along with me. "So how do we get to your house?"
"Um…well I know it's near here somewhere," he answered.
I frowned. "We have to ask for directions then, because if we don't get you home quick you could lose a limb."
"You know we're not in North Korea, right?" Kid asked.
"Don't be silly! Right now we're in—oh look, a butterfly!" I then did that imagination thing from SpongeBob Squarepants. I love SpongeBob. You know who else I love? Joan Rivers. Yeah, you heard me. Joan, if you're reading this, hit me up. Wink wink.
"You know that's a stop sign, not a butterfly," Kid told me.
I fell to the ground dramatically, singing Baby by Justin Bieber. "You're lying!"
Kid looked unsure of what to do. "Um…cactus…?"
I smiled, standing straight up at inhuman speed. "Alright, you're forgiven. Now let's go find your house and this street of magical powers."
It must have been my imagination, but I thought I heard Kid sigh. Eh, cactus.