AN: Okay, so I have a lot to talk about in this author's note. First off, I lost those pictures my brother drew, but he's drawing more! Yay!
My brother also made a fanfiction account. His username is SpiderSpock. We've been planning a surprise for you guys, and if you want to know more about it, message him.
I recently made a community. It's called Twisted Twilight. You guys should check it out!
I also need some help. I am addicted to reading stories where Bella isn't human or a vampire. I would absolutely love it if some of you guys could PM me some suggestions or leave it in a review. Thanks a ton!
As always, please review, and if you want a specific POV don't be afraid to ask!
Now here's Carlisle POV as requested.
Carlisle POV
"Darn, Jasper!"
"Um…Why?" Esme asked.
We were currently outside the entrance of the zoo, waiting for our cameraman. Mike told us he had important business to take care of.
"Because he is going to get us turned into vegetable haters," I explained. "That is why he told Kid about the Volturi."
"But you already are a vegetable hater," Esme said.
"That is not important," I argued. "The only important thing here is the product of the space time continuum."
"Um…what?"
I held my hands out in a patronizing manor. "Esme, I'm a doctor, and you're a housewife. This is too complicated for your little brain."
Esme blinked once, then twice. "Is that why you still order 'Cat Fancy'?"
"Exactly."
"So basically, if Justin Bieber was a barber, you would be SpiderMan?"
"Exactly."
"Oh, I get it now!" Esme exclaimed.
I laughed lightly. "And that, Esme, is why I make you watch Dance Moms."
Esme nodded, smiling widely. "You're always looking out for me."
"Exactly." I then grabbed a dictionary out of my pocket and handed it to her, sitting her on the sidewalk. "Here, keep yourself busy."
"OOOOO! Words!"
"Exactly."
It was only a few moments later that Mike came running out of the zoo, an angry mob gathered behind him. "Run, guys! RUN!"
AN AGAIN: Okay, so I have more to say (but the first author's note was getting kind of long). You can skip this if you really want. So my little brother will be putting some stories up later, and it would be nice if any of you looked at them and left a review. Please no flames though. He's young, and I want to encourage him.
I also put up a new story. It's called Can an Animal Love? It's a Twilight/Pokémon crossover. It would mean a lot to me if you checked it out!
The Random Hermit will also be making an appearance soon. YAYAYAY!
Thanks for all of the reviews, favorites, follows, and views! You guys are awesome! :D