AN: Sorry it's been so long, I was training to be a counselor at a camp. Yeah, no internet. It's like torture. Anyway, the Random Hermit is back! :D
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Yeah, it's blank. What now?
Random Hermit POV
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It had been a long time since I had last seen that pixie. It was probable that we had been separated for five pikachus. But no longer. No! I was determined to find her.
The first step I took was to go to the library, a.k.a. the internet. It was there that I bought, a.k.a. stole a pixie catching guide.
Now I am ready. I am prepared. Fate cannot keep us apart any longer. I will go to her, and I will find her.
And then…we will go to Target.
One of the Chicken's POV
After being captured and mutated by a despicable vampire, I was finally free. I was released from her torturous car in one of her wrecks.
I was as intelligent as any other sentient being, and I was ready to take on the world. But first, I wanted revenge. Revenge on the vampire that had kept me hostage. I would hunt her down.
No one ever cared to ask my name, but I'll tell you it anyway. My name is Vishnu, and everyone will soon know of me.