Da Rules.
It's a bit weird... this should've been chapter one... eh, before you go and read the next chapter, you should read these rules if you want to make suggestions.
Rule number one!... uh... read the list... For now, pay close attention to rules 1, 2, 4, 12 and 13. The others are just jokes.
1. Be aware that I can turn down suggestions. That means, if you have a suggestion, I can... you know... turn it down. It just depends on what the suggestion is, which leads us to rule two which is...
2. Be appropriate with the suggestion! No kinkiness. I guess that's really the only thing you need to worry about, sexual stuff. But I'll do ships and the occasional kiss. Yeah... but that leads us to rule number three...
3. Three is the magic number! Onto number four!
4. Try not to be all out gory, friends! I am a proud author of crack, but sometimes enough is enough. Still, suggest crackish things! I can actually take a lot of violence before saying 'no'. You never know until you try! Rule number 5!
5. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever again!
7. Rule number six!... wait... rule number six doesn't exist, does it?
6. Oh, there it is!
8. Add two!
10. What happened to nine?
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11. Oh... I get it now...
12. Rules will get updated every now and then, but not on this chapter. New rules will always be in a new chapter, so you don't have to worry about missing anything if you're a loyal follower.
13. No suggestions with names (e.g. Make Reuben fly). I got a review asking for some Jesskas. What you need to do if you want me to consider writing Jesskas, you should write a suggestion like this: Ship 15 and 4. That's how Random Roulette works.